Overview
A very simple guide in how not to be an idiot and to not make your teammates hate you.
Read this very carefully:
- Don’t make some retarded “support” deck with 5 FOBs and loads of artillery. It’s insanely annoying for your teammates and doesn’t work. The enemy team will love it when they almost certainly overrun you and capture your lovely FOBs and destroy those pricey artillery pieces.
- Make sure to to put a flare where you’re going to put your Command Vehicle.
- Don’t be a ♥♥♥♥♥ and rage quit if things don’t go your way.
- Don’t build terrible armies with loads of tanks that get demolished straight away by planes because you have no AA.
- Don’t feed the enemy, if you’re not good at playing this game then try to be a little more cautious.
- Don’t spam jets.
- Don’t complain and moan at your teammates if you are losing. A poor carpenter blames his tools and to quote Lenny Kravitz, It Ain’t Over Till It’s Over.
- Rocket artillery is overrated, don’t be fooled by its pretty visual effect.
- Don’t leach from your friendly FOBs. At least ask first before you put your artillery there, as they may need it for their own supply.
- Try to use the chat/flares to draw attention. Teamwork helps.
- Don’t play destruction, play conquest.
More to come, that is all for now.
Your face now that you have taken on this knowledge:
Motivational Video Section
Make sure to do this before starting up Wargame:AirLand Battle:
Listen to this song before joining a server and at the start of a round:
If you feel like rage-quitting:
If you’re getting mad and acting like a little girl: