Overview
are you a gamer of insufficient skill?do you need extra help performing well in video games?are you so inept you cant follow a tutorial?NO PROBLEM!!1!!111i, the real president of estonia, will show you the way of doing the victory in hearts of copper 3
technology
ok the key to winning a war is to first be prepared for war. to do this we will need a few technologies. when you first start the game as estonia, the first technology you should start researching is atomic research, second only to night vision. night vision reduces the penalty on your troops when fighting at night, and atomic research will make sure the survivors know what to do when you inevitably get nuked into the stone age by mother russia™. having these technologies will ensure success
the battle plan
our plan is to first ensure our place in europe by taking latvia and lithuania, your southern neighbors. these countries are made up of 2 provinces or so and are piss easy to take. all you need to do is create a front line on latvia and make an offensive line through latvia. justify and declare war on latvia, and then execute the plan by clicking the arrow button on your army. they will autonomously slaughter the baltic population, bringing it under your control. repeat for lithuania and at this point you should be ready to move on poland. now this is where it gets tricky. mother russia™ would also like to take poland, and once you have it you will share a border with them. this is important because they are a quite large country and the terrain will cause your divisions to die from attrition alone, forgetting about their 100 or so divisions at the start of the game. no worries though, all their troops have no equipment and will be ♥♥♥♥ on by your baltic gods among men. once you are finished with poland and the russians, it is time to turn our attention to germany. the key thing is to delete all of your divisions, using the remove divisions button in the top corner of your army window. once you have done this, declare war on the reich. you will subsequently be wiped out by the german reich. dont worry, this is all part of the plan. our lord hitler gassed 6 million jews during the real ww2 and therefore are superior to you because they realise jews are wacko. let them slaughter you and carry on using the land you took, preventing ww2 as hitler doesnt need to invade poland.
conclusion
today you have ascended from being a mere gamer
you have become a true gamer, be proud, no one loves you
fin
the guy marked as contributor wrote all of this I didnt write any of this ♥♥♥♥ lmao