How to become a Player's Cat.

Welcome to my guide on becoming a pet in APB: Reloaded. There's a few things you've gotta do however: Go earn some $ and buy this thing called C1C (GamersFirst Credits) And just purchase Cat ears for 99 G1C. Who cares about weapons? Everyone likes Cat ears. Also you've gotta have some Facepaint. Just get some whiskers on your face and make your character look Kawaii As F*ck. (Even though it's not shown on the upcoming images) Just find your target and crouch Next to them. Purr if you have the need to do it.

• Seriously, It's so easy. Just stand there and Then just go grab lunch and come back to see that your owner has abandoned you.
  
  Even the temporary owner seems very happy of you for what you are. Just do Nothing. Sit there and look adorably annoying.

• If they abandon you, Just find a new person to follow. Share your uselsess Thougths that nobody cares about.
  
  They won't respect you at all. They'll just stand there and probably won't even realize that you're next to them.

• If Nobody wants you as a pet, Then just go do what'cha gotta do. Cry in the corner.
  

  Just stand there until someone feels bad for you and then become their cat. If nobody shows up to pity you, Just uninstall the game and Never come back. I mean why not? you'll be shown on the FairFight™ Twitter feed soon anyway.

  Congratulations! You've made yourself look Stupid.