how to best play the GAZ-AAA truck in ground battles

are you a soviet player in the low tiers? are you trying to actually do good in GAB/GRB? well this is the perfect guide for you! yeah i have no idea what else to say lol

get a vodka brand of your choice. i personally use absolut vodka, but it only makes a minor difference if you don't choose that. however, choosing VODKA is paramount. after all, you're a USSR main looking for glory. if you were a wehraboo larper in a panzer, then go ahead, into the beer aisle.

open war thunder. you may be thinking "yeah duh" and you're right. why is this even a step

now to enter a match. play whichever ground gamemode you like better. after you get put in a match, select the GAZ-AAA truck. after you did that, deploy.

now, start aggressively drinking your vodka bottle. this gets you perfectly in the exact state of mind for this strategy to work. the faster you drink it, the better. more vodka = more fulfillment of the communist dream, comrade!

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after all that, you should win your team the match and be in 1st place while doing so! you can thank me later