How to exit game.

Step 1: Press ESC. I know, terrifying. That’s the big scary button that usually means “give up.” Once pressed, a mysterious menu will appear. This menu has many confusing options like Save, Unstuck, and the dreaded Options (nobody knows what happens in there).

Step 2: Stare at the “Quit” button. Realize that pressing it means you’re abandoning your poor friend Al-AN who will miss you. Gather your courage, click it, and enter the void of your desktop.

For the hardcore pros: instead of quitting like a normal human, Alt+F4. This immediately deletes your soul and possibly your last 15 minutes of progress because you forgot to save

step 3: Congrats you exit'ed out of the game wohoo!! Now go take a shower (please do)