How To Get With Emily.

Emily is Away5 · 478 ratings31k views143 favorites1 min readby ReidUpdated 7 Dec, 2015View on Steam ↗

Step One: Music

As it may be clear, Emily is a music lover.
She listens to ♥♥♥♥♥♥ music, though.

So, just say the music is ♥♥♥♥ and she'll get over it eventually.

Step Two: Party

Obviously, Emily is a stupid slut who goes to parties.
So, you might as well not go to them, as you wouldn't want to get in the way of things.

This will show her that you care about her,
and her well-being!

Step Three: The Toolbags

These guys are bound to make your playthrough ♥♥♥♥, as Emily typically chooses them over you.

...
what a slut.
...

Call these guys out at any possible moment, as Emily will soon realize that she's too good for them.

Step Four: Delete the Game

you can't win emily's heart.

but you can delete the game, and pretend this never happened.

it's sad, i know. but it's the only way...

Credits

Guide By: Basara.

Special Thanks to PinkGuy and MeatHead.

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