how to have fun in warthunder (real)
DISCLAIMER
I dont condone cyberbullying, or anything bad or something like that
also the best way to have fun with this game is to either do anything else or to jerk off so yeah.
also the best way to have fun with this game is to either do anything else or to jerk off so yeah.
Step 1 - Find your target audience
You need to decide on a demographic or a group of people to pick on, this can range from people who play a specific tech tree or a specific vehicle.
For example: You really dislike the Tiger I, make it your life mission to ruin the days of anyone who dares glance at the Tiger I
For example: You really dislike the Tiger I, make it your life mission to ruin the days of anyone who dares glance at the Tiger I
Step 2 - Strategies
P.S I cant say shi t for some reason, so replace crap with ♥♥♥♥
There are many ways you can go about ruining someone's day, I have come up with a couple ease the workload off your smooth brain :)
- Target them nonstop
- Crap talk to entice a response and continue arguing
- Call out their stats (look at their profile or position in leaderboard)
- Encourage others to begin crap talking them
- Bring a friend with you and crap talk them
- Stay in spawn all game so you can claim that you have 0 deaths whilst they have 1 or more (probably)
- Look through their profile and find how many premiums they own, if it is a lot then find their address and rob them, if it is little then call them a broke ♥♥♥♥♥
etc etc
You really have to be creative with this, there are tons of things you can do. But it is important to only do this when you have not recently been killed because that would make you look like a ♥♥♥♥♥ and a ♥♥♥♥♥ for raging in a game that is built to scam you.
Step 3 - Final notes
Congrats you now know how to fun in this stupid game, I hope you have fun stroking it to 70 dollar reskins and copy paste tank/jet premiums while gajin continues to shove a finger up your booty and you keep taking it like a good boy "Yes papa! I will buy another premium!".
As said in the disclaimer, best way to ACTUALLY have fun is to either do anything else or jerk off.
bye bye my little chuds
As said in the disclaimer, best way to ACTUALLY have fun is to either do anything else or jerk off.
bye bye my little chuds
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