How to play BLOCKADE 3D

So, you've just installed this game called BLOCKADE 3D, and you're ready to have some real fun. This guide is going to tell you have to squeeze every last drop of fun out of this game. There are many aspects to this game, such as shooting, building, and much more! Read on to learn how to have the most fun with BLOCKADE 3D.

OK, now you have to follow these next steps very carefully. If you don't, you may end up having less fun, and we don't want that!

1. Start up BLOCKADE 3D.
2. Realize how unbelievably bad the game is.
3. Close BLOCKADE 3D.
4. Right click BLOCKADE 3D.
5. Click 'Delete Local Files'.
6. Click 'OK'.
7. Turn off your computer.
8. Get a life

If you've made it this far, you're now probably the best BLOCKADE 3D player anyone has ever met! Congrats!