How to play Insurgency like a real Croatian

Are you sick of playing Insurgency like one of those jebenih non Croatians? Then this guide is for you. You will be given a number of tips on what to do to be a true Rvatina in Insurgency.

1. Prepare your bottle of rakija.
2. Yell ,,Za dom spremni!'' in voice chat at the beggining of every round.
2. Prepare Čavoglave on your speakers.
3. Place a rock on your voice chat button,so that everyone can hear the song of your people.
4.Take a shot of rakija every time you kill an enemy.
5. Call the enemy team Četnici.
6. If you die,blame your country's goverment.
7.You can only play with the kalaš or a machine gun,if those are unavailable,complain to the people using them.
8. If there are any other Croats on the server,speak only with them,ignore everyone else.
9. Pretend silencers don't exist.
10. Never defend,only rush the objectives. Don't be a ♥♥♥♥♥.
11. You must curse every 2 minutes (suggestions: pička ti materina,mrš u kurac,jebem ti majku,jebo te led krvavi...)
12. When throwing grenades,sing: BACI BOMBU,GONI BANDU,PREKO IZVORAAAAAA

Congratulations,you are now ready to defend your homelad from ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ četniks,have fun!