Overview
Make sure your wallet is full 🙂
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Turn on your computer.
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Launch Steam.exe
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Search “World of Tank Blitz”.
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Install this game.
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Go to your steam library.
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Choose “World of Tanks Blitz”.
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Click play button.
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Loading…
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Choose your first tank.
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Now its time for tutorial.
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Ok it’s time for the first fight. (First time always hurt)
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You win ?
Awesome !
Now play more.
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Remember
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“OMG this game is awesome”
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“Ok i died…”
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“Omg nice tank i want it”
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*Add gold*
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You spend a lot of hours on this game ?
Your girlfriend broke up with you ?
Your family leave you ?
You dont’t have any friends ?
You don’t pay bills ?
You don’t have a job ?
You spend next christmas with computer and new event ?
You are hungry ?
F*ck it
Play
Tip: McDonald’s has free WiFi
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Buy more GOLD.
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If you don’t have money for food, bills or sh*t like this or for very important GOLD
GO BEG 🙂
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Now you are the best.
Your account is worth millions.
You have all tanks in your garage but wait…
NEW TANK ? :O
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*Add gold*
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Ok now you got all tanks.
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“This game is boring now”
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Sell your account.
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Get your first million.
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Be happy because you are rich.
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Think “This game wasn’t boring so much”
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Start playing from the beginning.
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Repeat