Overview
If you have played this game, you are a sinner! You shall rot in the pits of Hell unless you repent your sins.
Intro to forgivness
You are a sinnner by playing this ungodly Pun intended game. Satan shall burn you in his pits of Hell until you repent your sins. God will always forgive, but only if you let him forgive you.
Pray
Praying will show your new love to God, but after playing such a sinful game you must pray every day for 15 years to receive his forgiveness. After that, you shall have been forgiven for your sin.
Note: This will not count to your other sins you have commited
Perform an Exorcism on yourself
This way is the quickest but also probably most painful method of forgiveness. This game is the Devil, and playing has made you possessed. You must perform an exorcism on yourself to get the demon outta’ you. If you don’t know how, Google it, I’m lazy.
Drown yourself in Holy Water
The final way is to drown yourself in Holy Water. You can find holy water on the internet or at your local black market. After drowning, you will have seen Jesus in front of the gates of heaven saying “I forgive you, my child.” Before you return to Earth in the hospital.
Congrats!
If you have performed any of the above actions, congrats for receiving forgiveness from our Lord and Savior. Now, remember to never play this game again, or you’ll have to do it again