Overview
Hi! i am veteron nazi tonker, i play lot of tonk and i kill lot of tonk, here is how you level up FAST and get more tonks so u can blow up the really stronk tonks!1
what is an tonk?
a tonk is a large tin can with wheels, it has large spoopy gun, but no fear1 here is example of tonk
tonk is a large tin can that fights other tin cans, but what dos it fite them wit? yes, that is korrect! smaller tin cans of course, here example of small tin can.
dis is not buttplug u crep1
how you get more tonk????
hello again, it is me, master nazi tonkor again, i’m sitting her up in hollywood hill, i just bought a new garage to hold all my tonks1 u kno wat i like mor den tonks? nothing, let’s continue.
here is my tonk collection, i am super srs and i know how to kill lots of tonk very fast1, here is proof that i kno what i talk about, and i will help
okay listen to me, to get more tonk u need to point your tonk’s can shooter at the enemy tonk, after u put ur tin can into enemy tonk, it shold look liek dis
here is super pro tip that will help u win every game wit ur medium, okay1. here is how to counter the super OP hellcat that can ez pen ur frontal armour and can take 3 full rounds to the front and not die, here is how u kill it ez
hellcat should look like this, it looks kind of normal doesn’t it?
if you spot dis tank in the battlefeild while ur in your panther, you need to quickly press alt-f4 and go into C:WindowsSystem32 and press DEL. now u never have to face hellcat again!
in conklushion
so, in clonklushion u are not a rally rally good tonkor u kno ur tonk rally well now!11
u have so much skill u shuld be getting 100k or so per match and now ur swimming in cred! yey!
ye, now ur the most feared tenker in warthunder, go and kill those filthy tenker! u kno ur so kewl!
