How to touch grass

Geometry Dash★ 4 · 134 ratings1.6k views47 favorites1 min readby enderchase3Updated 2 AprView on Steam ↗

Step 1

Close Geometry Dash

Step 2

Exit your room

Step 3

Walk to your front door

Step 4

Unlock your front door

Step 5

Open the front door

Step 6

Step outside

Your body may feel some resistance, but remember, you need a JOB.

Step 7

Dive outside onto the grass before the Gamer Supps inside you pushes you back inside.

Step 8

Get a JOB.

Aftermath

Step 8 is the hardest of them all. First, you must go to a hotel and take a shower. (Trust the process) Then, you must apply for a job application. Once you get accepted, buy yourself a suit. When the job interview is starting, tell them what qualities you are capable of. (Not gaming related)

If you got the job, you have done it! Good for you, this guide has saved your life.

Now consider reading a guide on how to get a girlfriend. (EXTREME DEMON DIFFICULTY)

UPDATE! I removed all the spam comments. Also, I forgot to mention, please like this guide and rate it 10 stars. Thanks. ok bye

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