Kill the Crows

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00 - Introduction

You will of course be aware that a crow (or ворона in this case) is, in prison slang, a lookout - ensuring the nefarious dealings of inmates go unnoticed and unreported.

With the facility on the brink of riot, taking out the ворона will provide the authorities opportunity to overcome the the troublemakers and avert large-scale unrest.

Could be we've read too much into the orders to shoot crows, but in Soviet Siberia, you spot the crows!

01 - Murder 1

Scene of Crime: Radio Tower

02 - Murder 2

Scene of Crime: Electricity Pole

03 - Murder 3

Scene of Crime: HVT Tower

04 - Murder 4

Scene of Crime: Floodlight Tower

05 - Murder 5

Scene of Crime: Silo

06 - Murder 6

Scene of Crime: UHF/TV Antenna

07 - Murder 7

Scene of Crime: Chimney

08 - Murder 8

Scene of Crime: Main Entrance Gate

09 - Murder No More

You have achieved what the Федеральная служба исполнения наказаний could not, you have wiped out murder.

Well...this one murder anyway.

Turns out I made a guide entirely to make bad puns about collective nouns.

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