Mordhau Compendium of EU Brawl Players

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Introduction

Welcome Morders!
In this guide I will be showcasing and honoring some of the most iconic and memorable players I've encountered in the EU brawl community :D

Clicking a link to external websites is at your own risk.
I didn't check added links and am not responsible for the repercussions.

If I forgot you, feel free to send me a dm and I'll gladly add you to the list!

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0xClander
Main weapon(s): Longsword, Arming Sword & Recurve Bow
Aggression Level: Neutral
Level: 200+

Class(es): Trapper & Trickster

Played since the release of the Mordhau. Got tired of tryharding, now he only wants to play with your mind and make you cry with his trickster playstyle.

1000 ping enjoyer
Main weapon(s): Polehammer, Bear Trap & Toolbox
Aggression Level: Neutral
Level: 200+

Class(es): Glitcher & Trickster

Rare to encouter since he spends most of his time hid behind the walls, some say he is even hidden in tthe sourcecode itself.
Also, was permanently muted for having an opinion.

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Aairiss
Main weapon(s): Longsword, Halberd & Zweihander
Aggression Level: Neutral
Level: 200+

Class(es): Dueler & Trickster

The most handicapped low end pc player.

Achilles
Main weapon(s): Arming sword, Longsword & Greatsword
Aggression Level: Neutral
Level: 200+

Class(es): Footworker

OG mordyhau gamers mostly know me by Kleine aka Achilles. Friendly gamer always happy to help new mordhau gamers. Mainly used to play Arming sword back in the days more Greatsword/Longsword after they nerfed ma good old swords.

My playstyle is mostly focussed on footwork. I tend to bait people with my footwork and keep them out reach or dodge the attacks with body movement.
Even tho so many people have a view on Mordhau that its filled with toxic people there are more awesome and friendly gamers then toxic ones. Met the nicest people i know through mordhau.

A cloud
Main weapon(s): Greatsword
Aggression Level: Neutral
Level: 200+

Class(es): Observer

Hello I play MORDHAU

Adam We
Main weapon(s): Throwing Knives, Javelin & Falx
Aggression Level: Aggressive
Level: 50+

Class(es): Bastard

Annoying Duel Interrupting Rat. Avoid at all costs. Most beautiful Snow White on EU Brawl.

Albion
Main weapon(s): Billhook & Falchion
Aggression Level: Aggressive
Level: 200+

Class(es): Dueler & Trickster

Loves men.

Alessio_san
Main weapon(s): Maul, Falchion & Messer
Aggression Level: Aggressive
Level: 200+

Class(es): Dwarf & Trickster

DODGE THIS U BASTAAARD!

alpatr0s
Main weapon(s): Zweihander
Aggression Level: Neutral
Level: 200+

Class(es): Dueler

have at them boyz

Angry_Dwarf-
Main weapon(s): Battle Axe, War Axe & Crossbow
Aggression Level: Aggressive
Level: 200+

Class(es): True Dwarf

Old age... it took away a lot from me, friends, allies, my former agility and strength.
But it has given me much more, grudgin, stubbornness, and wisdom.

aox of war (Dababy22)
Main weapon(s): Eveningstar
Aggression Level: Aggressive
Level: 200+

Class(es): Dueler & Trickster

"What's your name paul".
Got banned at lvl 200.

Ari_Awu
Main weapon(s): EveningStar, Zweihander & Cleaver
Aggression Level: Neutral
Level: 200+

Class(es): Observer & NPC

most masculine manly Mordhau player :3

AsmallBaby
Main weapon(s): Spear
Aggression Level: Neutral
Level: 200+

Class(es): Ffa'er & Trickster

Is a better beyblade than pr?!

AVOCADO DRIP
Main weapon(s): Crossbow
Aggression Level: Peaceful
Level: 200+

Class(es): Dwarf & Ffa'er

The drippiest Avocado in Mordhau.

Azamat Bagatov
Main weapon(s): Eveningstar
Aggression Level: Neutral
Level: 200+

Class(es): Dueler & Rp'er

Cool person, who wears the best color in the world!

Azura
Main weapon(s): Partisan & Arming Sword
Aggression Level: Agressive (Only Against Dwarfs)
Level: 69

Class(es): Bard & Dwarf Slayer

Has a deep hatred for dwarfs and is therefore titled: Dwarf Hunter.
Is also a famous lute player.

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Baananaa Dit Pripyat Boi
Main weapon(s): Lute & Shawm
Aggression Level: Passive
Level: 150+

Class: Bard & Rp'er

A friendly bard who's trying to have a good time and loves teaming :)

banishedsurname
Main weapon(s): Zweihander & Maul
Aggression Level: Neutral
Level: 150+

Class: Naked Maul Man & Dueler

Used to tryhard ranked, got bored of it (while been in top 15 leaderboard) so started trolling.
D O D G E T H I S Y O U B A S T A R D !

baran
Main weapon(s): Messer & Scimitar
Aggression Level: Aggressive
Level: 100+

Class: Raider & Turk

𐰉𐰆𐰔𐰴𐰃𐰺 𐰖𐰀𐰭𐰃𐰣𐰣𐰃 𐰚𐰃𐰢𐰾𐰀 𐰾𐰇𐰦𐰇𐰼𐰀𐰢𐰔 🐺.

BG
Main weapon(s): Maul
Aggression Level: Aggressive
Level: 200+

Class: BG & Trickster

BG or die.

Big K
Main weapon(s): Dagger & Throwing Knives
Aggression Level: Aggressive
Level: 200+

Class: Throwable Master & Dagger Stabber

Has best chicken recipe of Europe.
"better than hitler" Yakuzza (2024).

Big Waltuh
Main weapon(s): Maul
Aggression Level: Neutral
Level: 200+

Class: Dwarf & Trickster

Watch for your ankles.

Björn Ulfr
Main weapon(s): Mace, Shield & Medkit
Aggression Level: Neutral
Level: 200+

Class(es): Dueler & Healer

Utilises medkits to lure in low health players to finish them off with a bonk on the back of their heads.
Also uses held shield to bait out kicks and punnish with a bonk on the head.

Blipblapjack (king of worms)
Main weapon(s): Halberd, Dagger Sledgehammer
Aggression Level: Neutral
Level: 200+

Class: Dueller

Beware his deadly sidearm.

Blueradar1
Main weapon(s): Greatsword, Zweihander & Halberd
Aggression Level: Neutral
Level: 200+

Class: Knight & Archer

Soulmate and partner in crime of Starlight.
50% chill, 30% playful and 20% motivated to hunt.

broc
Main weapon(s): Polehammer & Longsword
Aggression Level: Neutral
Level: 150+

Class: Dueler & Npc

hot diggity dawg this channel youtube channel neganbroc is magnificent

Budyń
Main weapon(s): Greatsword, Eveningstar & Bastard Sword
Aggression Level: Aggressive
Level: 200+

Class: Dueler & Ffa'er

"Redparry".

ButtScrtchur
Main weapon(s): War Axe, Mace & Dagger
Aggression Level: Neutral
Level: 200+

Class: Dueler & Raider

"I judge people on what they look like, if you have a cool drip i respect you more before I decapitate you with my war axe".

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CallMeMark
Main weapon(s): Falchion, Warhammer & Zweihander
Aggression Level: Aggressive
Level: 200+

Class: Observer & Dueler

Join him or die fighting!

Cap'n Ciggy Rumsip
Main weapon(s): Any
Aggression Level: Neutral
Level: 200+

Class: Rp'er & Dueler

Hello mate, I'm a pirate, i have honor but i play dirty, i lost me rum, me crew. I wander around these sea's. I'm not looking for trouble just some rum savvy

cato
Main weapon(s): Halberd, Halberd & Halberd
Aggression Level: Neutral
Level: 200+

Class: Ffa'er & Dueler

bestest cato of all cato's !!!!!

cheeseburger
Main weapon(s): Rock, Bastard Sword & Maul
Aggression Level: Neutral
Level: 200+

Class: cheeseburger

c h e e s e b u r g e r .

CLØWN
Main weapon(s): Zweihander & Greatsword
Aggression Level: Neutral
Level: 100+

Class: Ffa'er & Dueler

PLAY THE MUSIC I WILL BRING THE CIRCUS AROUND!

CocaineUser
Main weapon(s): Messer & Falchion
Aggression Level: Neutral
Level: 200+

Class: Ffa'er & Dueler

Unpredictable addict tactics. Mostly sober. Will kill persistently if the voices say so. Probably suffered an overdose while brawling 700 years ago.

Commandaphil
Main weapon(s): Zweihander & Maul
Aggression Level: Neutral
Level: 200+

Class: Observer & Dueler

UwU daddy my stinky spot is hurting pwease halp :(

Corner guy
Main weapon(s): Zweihander & Greatsword
Aggression Level: Neutral
Level: 200+

Class(es): Observer & Rp'er

Lvl 27 and Gold 3.

Crowman
Main weapon(s): Zweihander, Mace & Eveningstar
Aggression Level: Passive
Level: 200+

Class: Observer & Trapper

Bear Traps are funny.

cute duck
Main weapon(s): Maul, Short Spear & Halberd
Aggression Level: Aggressive
Level: 200+

Class: Naked Maul Man

Ducks shagged.

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DaBobo?♠
Main weapon(s): Zweihander
Aggression Level: Neutral
Level: 200+

Class(es): Naked Zwei Man

Unban Olof.

Daddy Squares
Main weapon(s): Eveningstar
Aggression Level: Neutral
Level: 200+

Class(es): God

Embodiment of superiority.

Daniil
Main weapon(s): Halberd, Wooden Shovel & Lute
Aggression Level: Aggressive
Level: 150+

Class(es): Monkey with rabies

You do actually know how to use that thing?

DeaDLifE
Main weapon(s): Arming Sword, Mace & Pole Axe
Aggression Level: Neutral
Level: 200+

Class(es): Trickster & Feint Spammer

Overhead feint spammer and overal a funny dude to be with.
Has pink crocs!

Default Archer
Main weapon(s): Longbow & Cleaver
Aggression Level: Aggressive
Level: 200+

Class(es): Archer

Sex haver, elder archer and the first of its kind.

Degrec
Main weapon(s): Zweihander & Greatsword
Aggression Level: Aggressive
Level: 100+

Class(es): Dueler & Observer

"I am not a smurf".

Deimos
Main weapon(s): War Axe, Greatsword & Eveningstar
Aggression Level: Passive
Level: 200+

Class(es): Rp'er & Raider

-I'm going to make you smell your own ♥♥♥♥!

Dementophiliac
Main weapon(s): Eveningstar, Zweihander & Longsword
Aggression Level: Neutral
Level: 200+

Class(es): Bard & Dueler

Chill person to vibe with and a proud owner of a Grand Mace irl :O.

DePositive
Main weapon(s): Arming Sword, Halberd & Long Sword
Aggression Level: Aggressive
Level: 200+

Class(es): Bard & Dueler

racist ffaer, madman, Jesus Christ be praised

Devil
Main weapon(s): Zweihander, Halberd & Greatsword
Aggression Level: Aggressive
Level: 200+

Class(es): Ffa'er & Dueler

Best Mordhau player in Greece????

DilerPlanet
Main weapon(s): Estoc, Messer & Shields
Aggression Level: Neutral
Level: 100+

Class(es): Literary an NPC

This one is mostly seen in a white and purple colour crusader armour and is not such a big threat compared to the others. Besides that, he will always salute at the beginning of a duel to show respect to the opponent, and it is possible that he will support his allies in need.
'You need to wake up and smell the onion.' ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Doktor Brötchen
Main weapon(s): Longsword
Aggression Level: Aggressive
Level: 250+

Class(es): Trickster & Ffa'er

Has several aliases namely Iudex Gundyr, Champion Gundyr, Emperor Gundyr and Doktor Brötchen, their latest.

DoNRicardo
Main weapon(s): Pole Axe, Maul & Zweihander
Aggression Level: Aggressive
Level: 100+

Class(es): Naked Maul Man & Ffa'er

Watermelon Snow White warrior.

Dr flemingo
Main weapon(s): Halberd & Longsword
Aggression Level: Neutral
Level: 150+

Class(es): Dueler & Trapper

Piss boy lover, tank hater.

Drunk Queen Sentinel
Main weapon(s): Executioner Sword & Eveningstar
Aggression Level: Peaceful
Level: 200+

Class(es): Observer & Dueler

Fulltime alcoholic.
"Step on me".

Drusha
Main weapon(s): Greatsword & Eveningstar
Aggression Level: Neutral
Level: 200+

Class(es): Dueler & Trickster

Your bones are softer then a newborn child.

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Earl of Oxford
Main weapon(s): Zweihander
Aggression Level: Aggressive
Level: 200+

Class: Ffa'er

"Skirm or Fear".

Ethics
Main weapon(s): Longsword & Throwing Axe
Aggression Level: Aggressive
Level: 200+

Class: Ffa'er & Dueler

The most complete fighter in the world.

Exodia♥
Main weapon(s): Longsword
Aggression Level: Neutral
Level: 200+

Class: Dueler

Cool person to be around, that will absolutely decimate you in a fight.

Exodus
Main weapon(s): Any
Aggression Level: Neutral
Level: 200+

Class: Impostor

In the ancient kingdom of Veridonia, where legends and myths were woven into the fabric of everyday life, there existed a figure shrouded in mystery and deception: Exodus the Imposter. His true identity was a secret known only to a select few, and his exploits were the stuff of legend.

Origins: Exodus was born into a family of humble merchants, but his life took a dramatic turn when he was orphaned at a young age. Taken in by a secretive guild of spies and thieves, he was trained in the arts of subterfuge, disguise, and infiltration. His mentors recognized his exceptional talent for mimicry and deception, skills that would later define his infamous career.

The Master of Disguise: As Exodus grew, so did his reputation. He could assume any identity, from a lowly beggar to a noble lord, with such precision that even the most discerning eyes were fooled. His ability to blend into any environment made him an invaluable asset to the guild, and he was often tasked with the most dangerous and delicate missions.

Exxamp
Main weapon(s): Pole Axe & Training Sword
Aggression Level: Neutral
Level: 200+

Class: Spinner, Dueler

“The Beyblade”

Doth whirl with such fury, thou shalt soon lose thy wits.

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Faust002 & Helix
Main weapon(s): Maul/Zweihander, Halberd & Falx
Aggression Level: Very Aggressive
Level: 150+

Class(es): Ffa'ers & Masters of Kite

FFA enjoyers, playing in duo-trio on ffa, most aggressive party in mordhau lobbies, watch your back!

FenRir
Main weapon(s): Messer
Aggression Level: Neutral
Level: 100+

Class(es): Dueler & Feint Spammer

Super pride king. Don't get in his way or you will beg for mercy.

Final Boss
Main weapon(s): War Axe
Aggression Level: Aggressive
Level: Unknown

Class(es): Boss

Might actully be final boss of mordhau

firstsnowman1
Main weapon(s): Battle Axe, Zweihander & Longsword
Aggression Level: Neutral
Level: 200+

Class(es): Observer & Rp'er

Archers are annoying.
Don't appear wrong.

FLAKEZ
Main weapon(s): Zweihander
Aggression Level: Neutral
Level: 100+

Class(es): Ffa'er & Rp'er

YOU SWING WELL BUT MISS TERRIBIY

Flapper! (Average Floppa Fiend)
Main weapon(s): Battle Axe & Eveningstar
Aggression Level: Neutral
Level: 150+

Class(es): Ffa'er & Raider

Boys, cats and music enjoyer.
Proud femboy.

Floppa
Main weapon(s): Zweihander, War Axe & Greatsword
Aggression Level: Neutral
Level: 150+

Class(es): Observer & Dueler

Very friendly and less of a fighter.

Fortnitelover5875
Main weapon(s): Any
Aggression Level: Neutral
Hours: 30k

Class(es): Dueler & Rp'er

Professional Dark Souls 2 hater.

Frango
Main weapon(s): Greatsword & Arming Sword
Aggression Level: Neutral
Level: 100+

Class(es): Dueler & Bard

Friendly player and a warrior of god.
They always wear the cross.

Frank Drebin
Main weapon(s): Battle Axe, Zweihander & Falchion
Aggression Level: Neutral
Level: 200+

Class(es): Dueler & Ffa'er

Chill dude who has a fetish for Mordhau chat salt.
Always up for a good duel and doesn't shy away from ffa either.

FreezeFr0st
Main weapon(s): Messer, Eveningstar & Polehammer
Aggression Level: Neutral
Level: 100+

Class(es): Observer & Dueler

Cosplayer who is not afraid to go vile as a wild rat.

FrostyTM
Main weapon(s): Greatsword & Zweihander
Aggression Level: Neutral
Level: 200+

Class(es): Dueler

Cool person.

Fresco
Main weapon(s): Greatsword
Aggression Level: Aggressive
Level: 200+

Class(es): Ffa'er & Rp'er

Cool guy who will definitely ♥♥♥♥ you up if your'e not with them, but if you are his friend he's a really cool guy who will save you no matter what.

Fylker
Main weapon(s): Poleaxe & Bastard Sword
Aggression Level: Wild Card
Level: 200+

Class(es): Ffa'er & Observer

"I like to go against team fights, will do alliances sometimes"
#nolook

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Garak
Main weapon(s): Longbow, Cleaver & Spear
Aggression Level: Neutral
Level: 1

Class(es): Default Archer & Default Footman

gg (get garaked)

Geipnir
Main weapon(s): Billhook, War Axe & Maul
Aggression Level: Peaceful
Level: 200+

Class(es): Dueler & Naked Maul Man

POTAT NOSE.

Glueman™ (Muted)
Main weapon(s): Arming Sword & Crossbow
Aggression Level: Peaceful
Level: 200+

Class(es): Trickster & Observer

I can beat Haller(my old back hurts)lol while blindfolded, using a usb steering wheel and a couple backup goons.

God-Emperor Takara
Main weapon(s): Battle Axe, Messer & Bastard Sword
Aggression Level: Neutral
Level: 200+

Class(es): Dueler & Feint Spammer

steam account older than most mordhau players, perma muted because mods couldn't handle me

Graczent
Main weapon(s): Zweihänder, Polehammer & Longsword
Aggression Level: Aggressive
Level: 200+

Class(es): Ffa'er & Dueler

Lemon lover and people hater.

Gran-Duca-Ruggero-II_TxH
Main weapon(s): Messer
Aggression Level: Neutral
Level: 200+

Class(es): Observer & Trickster

Grand Duke Roger the 2nd, also known as Tiger_x_Heiwa, Themistokles, and Diocletianus.

Greedy Mammoth
Main weapon(s): Zweihander
Aggression Level: Aggressive
Level: 200+

Class(es): Dueler & Observer

YOU'RE A WORTHLESS LUMP OF ♥♥♥♥!

Grempington
Main weapon(s): Halberd & Scimitar
Aggression Level: Aggressive
Level: 200+

Class(es): Bud Light Queer

WHY IS EVERYBODY SHOUTING?
*throws axe at your face after befriending you*

Grumand
Main weapon(s): Greatsword & Battle Axe
Aggression Level: Neutral
Level: 100+

Class(es): Dueler & Rp'er

Skill level is entirely dependent on mood, tilt, amount of sleep, level of concentration, and what cycle the moon is currently on.

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hallerlol
Main weapon(s): Executioner Sword & Bardiche
Aggression Level: Aggressive
Level: 200+

Class(es): Dueler

Mr. ffa.

Hans-Peter Stinkesågg
Main weapon(s): Arming Sword & Shield
Aggression Level: Neutral
Level: 200+

Class(es): Dueler

Well behaved in manner, but cancerous in playstyle.

Harru
Main weapon(s): Partisan
Aggression Level: Neutral
Level: 100+

Class(es): Dwarf & Trapper

Edges a lot and is handsome, attractive & very muscular.

HDbug
Main weapon(s): Zweihander, Halberd & Executioner Sword
Aggression Level: Neutral
Level: 200+

Class(es): Dueler & Observer

Commanda phil stinks

Healer
Main weapon(s): Short Spear
Aggression Level: Peaceful
Level: 200+

Class(es): Healer & Trickster

Best healer of EU (Rank 1).
Queen (Lizzy) is their best friend!

Henet
Main weapon(s): Longsword, Falchion & Fists
Aggression Level: Neutral
Level: 200+

Class(es): Boxer & Dueler

A frienly guy that will try to make your day better, a gentle piece of good knight that will always be by your side, but never give him your weapon, you will never see it again.

Heppu
Main weapon(s): War Axe
Aggression Level: Very Aggressive
Level: 200+

Class(es): Npc & Trickster

Evil Kapa
Yogurt

Herrerakarhu1
Main weapon(s): Maul
Aggression Level: Neutral
Level: 100+

Class(es): Bard & Npc

"Go eat a donkeys ♥♥♥♥ you peaseant who made your clothes there ♥♥♥♥".

Hettoko
Main weapon(s): Longsword & Spear
Aggression Level: Aggressive
Level: 200+

Class(es): Dueler & Observer

It is common in the wild, usually not aggressive unless you throw stones at it.
To tame it, you must defeat it in a fight. It will bow down a lot if it admits you.

Hiidrogen (Fuscus)
Main weapon(s): Greatsword
Aggression Level: Aggressive
Level: 200+

Class(es): Dueller & Ffa'er

Likes to duel and attacks everybody indiscriminately to instigate 1vX'es against him.

Homelander
Main weapon(s): Greatsword, Pole Axe & Maul
Aggression Level: Neutral
Level: 200+

Class(es): Observer & Trickster

Laugh enthusiast.

Horneus Maximus
Main weapon(s): Cleaver, Heavy Handaxe & Longsword
Aggression Level: Neutral
Level: 200+

Class(es): Observer & Dueler

The horny helm stays on during sex.

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i eat plaster
Main weapon(s): Executioner Sword & Warhammer
Aggression Level: Neutral
Level: 150+

Class: Rp'er & Dueler

"i like beetles".

Imbadchill
Main weapon(s): Zweihander & Greatsword
Aggression Level: Neutral
Level: 150+

Class: Dueler & Observer

Reject one handers Embrace two handers

Insane
Main weapon(s): Zweihander & Halberd
Aggression Level: Neutral
Level: 200+

Class: Npc & Observer

" INSANE LIT TERLY INSANE. NOT R EAL . HLEP".

Ivory
Main weapon(s): Arming Sword, Poleaxe & Beartraps
Aggression Level: Neutral
Level: 200+

Class: Trickster & Observer

Beware, will put beartraps underneith ur feet.
Enjoys running around making trouble.

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Jacali
Main weapon(s): Eveningstar
Aggression Level: Neutral
Level: 200+

Class(es): Npc & Rp'er

TREASON! YOU IMBECILE!!!

The one who brings peace, freedom, justice and security to Mordhau.
Hates halflings, sewer rats and especially mother of sewer rats, MonteZ.

Jack (alternate)
Main weapon(s): Zweihander
Aggression Level: Neutral
Level: 150+

Class(es): Duel & Ffa'er

Cool person to be around and to fight with.

Jahnn72
Main weapon(s): Spear & Greatsword
Aggression Level: Neutral
Level: 50+

Class(es): Duel & NPC

Awesome dude that will poke his stick up your ass if you don't watch out.

JakeHost
Main weapon(s): Greatsword
Aggression Level: Neutral
Level: 200+

Class(es): Dueler & Observer

A true icon and a cool person, with some unique characters.

JamOnToast
Main weapon(s): Pole Axe, Greatsword & Billhook
Aggression Level: Neutral
Level: 200+

Class(es): Dueler & Npc

Undersized potatoes.

Jaspoink
Main weapon(s): Battle Axe, Bardiche & Lute
Aggression Level: Aggressive
Level: 200+

Class(es): Ffa'er & Bard

Cute femboy.

JaucheGuenther
Main weapon(s): Executioner Sword, Eveningstar & Pole Axe
Aggression Level: Neutral
Level: 200+

Class(es): Dueler

80% Bad but 100% Dumb.

Jesuse Ganja
Main weapon(s): Greatsword, Eveningstar & Battle Axe
Aggression Level: Aggressive
Level: 200+

Class(es): Feint Spammer & Ffa'er

Say hello to my little friend.

JiuJitae
Main weapon(s): Zweihander
Aggression Level: Neutral
Level: 200+

Class(es): Dueler and Rp'er

kind soul

John Sinclair
Main weapon(s): Scimitar and Throwing Axes
Aggression Level: Aggressive
Level: 200+

Class(es): Dwarf & Throwable Master

Best person I've ever met, along with Spino7777 and has aimbot. As soon as you see him you better hide, because this man can throw!

Jossa
Main weapon(s): Greatsword & Zweihander
Aggression Level: Neutral
Level: 200+

Class(es): Dueler & Rp'er

Your avarage contraband enjoyer.
Nr. 1 Goki44 hater.
He is undoubtedly the best EU brawl player to ever exist.
Ranked 1v1: Elite 6

Juiced
Main weapon(s): Maul, Greatsword & War Axe
Aggression Level: Neutral
Level: 100+

Class(es): Dwarf & Rp'er

Cute little fella, with whom it's always fun times.
You don't want to make him mad though, because his serious class is scary.

Jungla
Main weapon(s): Greatsword
Aggression Level: Neutral
Level: 50+

Class(es): Dwarf & Dueler

Former student of the best Mordhau player and a cool person to duel with.

Just here
Main weapon(s): Spear
Aggression Level: Neutral
Level: 200+

Class(es): Trickster & Trapper

Chill dude.

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kakan
Main weapon(s): War Axe & Pole Axe
Aggression Level: Neutral
Level: 200+

Class(es): Trickster

Sir Kakan the Shiny
Gay, Autistic and armored in gold, Kakan's the only knight who strikes hard and flirts harder. His sword isn’t the only thing with a sharp edge.

Kapa
Main weapon(s): War Axe
Aggression Level: Peaceful
Level: 200+

Class(es): Observer & Rp'er

Do I even need to say anything?!
It's Kapa!

Kceor
Main weapon(s): Greatsword, Zweihander & Targe
Aggression Level: Neutral
Level: 200+

Class(es): Observer

8 inch french

keiko!
Main weapon(s): Maul & Halberd
Aggression Level: Neutral
Level: 150+
Class(es): Rp'er & Trickster

Beware of keiko.
He doesn’t fight fair—he fights from the air.
A madman with a maul, keiko’s signature move is leaping off rocks like a medieval meteor, smashing skulls with pinpoint precision. You’ll never see him coming... until it’s too late and your helmet's halfway across the map.
They say gravity is his greatest ally—and your worst nightmare.

Kelqu_n
Main weapon(s): Any
Aggression Level: Neutral
Level: 100+

Class(es): Dueler & Trickster

Racist player that loves to eat your hits.

KEPLER ©
Main weapon(s): Maul
Aggression Level: (Passive) Aggressive
Level: 150+

Class(es): Rp'er & Observer

Just a friendly salad with a maul.

KlebStoff
Main weapon(s): Bear Trap
Aggression Level: Peaceful
Level: 250+

Class(es): Trapper & Npc

Legendary carrot warrior.

kristoking (tobuscusfan2007)
Main weapon(s): Bear Trap & Heavy Handaxe
Aggression Level: Neutral
Level: 200+

Class(es): Trapper & Bard

Bear Trap main that loves flaming and gaslighting in chat; will take almost every death personally.

KromerHunter
Main weapon(s): Halberd, Bardiche & Billhook
Aggression Level: Neutral
Level: 200+

Class(es): Dueler

I am not the Kromer you are looking for

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Lemon gang member
Main weapon(s): Zweihander
Aggression Level: Neutral
Level: 100+

Class(es): Ffa'er & Dueler

FÜR GOTT UND VATERLAND.

Lenny
Main weapon(s): Greatsword, Maul & Carving Knife
Aggression Level: Neutral
Level: 200+

Class(es): Npc & Rp'er

"In my restless dreams, i see that game... MORDHAU".

Leshy
Main weapon(s): Polehammer
Aggression Level: Neutral
Level: 200+

Class(es): Trickster & Duel

Certified forklift driver.

LIDL Sneakers
Main weapon(s): Maul, War Axe & Javelins
Aggression Level: Neutral
Level: 200+

Class(es): Throwable Master & Naked Maul Man

"I have the best sneakers".

Lindo
Main weapon(s): Battle Axe & Axe
Aggression Level: Peaceful
Level: 200+

Class(es): Npc

The Famous Dumb guy

livemiko95
Main weapon(s): War axe, Zweihander & Bow
Aggression Level: Aggressive
Level: 200+

Class(es): Ffa'er & Trickster

Dwayne the Stain

Lodomir182
Main weapon(s): Maul, Executioner Sword & Throwing Axes
Aggression Level: Neutral
Level: 100+

Class(es): Throwable Master & Observer

Epic sigma.

loo ☩
Main weapon(s): Maul, Longsword & Pole Axe
Aggression Level: Aggressive
Level: 200+

Class(es): Dueler & Raider

The covered peasant deez nuts.

Lord_Petersilie
Main weapon(s): Zweihander
Aggression Level: Neutral
Level: 200+

Class(es): Observer & Dueler

Death to backstabbers.

Lord Mongo
Main weapon(s): Zweihander & Eveningstar
Aggression Level: Peaceful
Level: 100+

Class(es): Observer & Dueler

No bows.
No feints.

Luna
Main weapon(s): War Axe, Greatsword & Mace
Aggression Level: Aggressive
Level: 200+

Class(es): Ffa'er

Destroyer of teamers.

Luuksoon
Main weapon(s): Pole Axe, Battle Axe & Arming Sword
Aggression Level: Neutral
Level: 200+

Class(es): Archer & Trickster

Professional yapper

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m4theush
Main weapon(s): Pole Axe, Mace & Bastard Sword
Aggression Level: Neutral
Level: 200+

Class(es): Dueler & Ffa'er

You may know me from being an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, making you ragequit, trolling but also being a nice player, dueling with honor and healing you.
It just depends on my mood and the build I play, so I might go from " You are a true warrior! :)" to " DoDge ThIS YoU BaSTaAAaRD!!! " in a second.

M’aiq The Liar
Main weapon(s): Maul & Lute
Aggression Level: Peaceful
Level: 100+

Class(es): Bard & Throwable Master

Best bard of whole Mordhau and a very cool person.

Maciejas111
Main weapon(s): Spear
Aggression Level: Neutral
Level: 200+

Class(es): Observer & Dueler

Legendary carrot warrior.

Mad Bastard
Main weapon(s): Messer & War Axe
Aggression Level: Neutral
Level: 200+

Class(es): Bard & Observer

Is completely schizophrenic and cripplingly addicted to alcohol and weed.

Markos
Main weapon(s): Zweihander, Pole Axe & Greatsword
Aggression Level: Neutral
Level: 200+

Class(es): Dueler & Feint Spammer

Gingers shine

Mary Gibbs
Main weapon(s): Fists
Aggression Level: Aggressive
Level: 200+

Class(es): Boxer

Founder of Mary gibbs Dojo.
5th Dan Master Black Belt and best fister of Mordhau.
Also a content creator: @marygibbs4090 on YouTube!

Massive
Main weapon(s): Longsword
Aggression Level: Neutral
Level: 200+

Class(es): Dueler & Rp'er

Will avenge his own death, so watch out IF you even manage to kill him.
Tappy-toes enthusiast.

Massive Hog Dal
Main weapon(s): Bardiche, Polehammer & Greatsword
Aggression Level: Peaceful
Level: 100+

Class(es): Dueler & Rp'er

"You need to wake up to smell the onion".

MCSchwa
Main weapon(s): Zweihander, Greatsword & Messer
Aggression Level: Aggressive
Level: 100+

Class(es): Feint Spammer & Dueler

"Annoying guy from time to time".

MeetYourClone
Main weapon(s): Eveningstar
Aggression Level: Neutral
Level: 200+

Class(es): Dueler

Likes to clone people.
Emote enthousiast.

MeetYourMaker
Main weapon(s): Pole Axe & Rocks
Aggression Level: Aggressive
Level: 300+

Class(es): Ffa'er & Throwable Master

A true veteran of the Mordhau community, boasting 300 in-game levels of experience. Known for his unique, creative character and playstyle, he's undeniably a lovable menace. \o/!

"You make me SICK!"

MIFFTA
Main weapon(s): Billhook & Halberd
Aggression Level: Neutral
Level: 200+

Class(es): Rp'er & Observer

Do NOT imagine 3 onions

mike
Main weapon(s): Zweihander
Aggression Level: Neutral
Level: 200+

Class(es): Trickster & Ballerina

insert 300 A's in chat] ALSO SPIN THAT BLADE BABY

mixMAX
Main weapon(s): Billhook, Battle Axe & Zweihander
Aggression Level: Peaceful
Level: 50+

Class(es): Dueler & Observer

"Only for good, never for evil"

Mobile Chernobyl
Main weapon(s): Maul
Aggression Level: Neutral
Level: 200+

Class(es): Naked Maul Man & Archer

Wants to vore people.

Momo
Main weapon(s): Fists & Rocks
Aggression Level: Aggressive
Level: 200+

Class(es): Boxer & Rp'er

When you see Luffy running around, you'd better beware, because this menace will punch anyone he sees, friend or foe.
He also carries rocks to finish enemies off from a distance.

monikahartmann (Averal)
Main weapon(s): Halberd, Messer & Bastard Sword
Aggression Level: Neutral
Level: 200+

Class(es): Noble & Tank

On deathmatch i hunt most archers and builders, i am the foundation of all law.
On Invasion/Frontline i am a neutral noble (preferably red) who doesnt attack anybody.
(( ITS NOT GAY TO LIKE FEMBOYS. ))

MonteZ
Main weapon(s): Maul
Aggression Level: Aggressive
Level: 200+

Class(es): Feint Spammer & Naked Maul Man

Archnemesis: Jacali

MookDuke
Main weapon(s): War Axe
Aggression Level: Neutral
Level: 200+

Class(es): Throwable Master & Raider

cool person.
Also a content creator: @mookduke on YouTube!

MORDHAU
Main weapon(s): Partisan
Aggression Level: Aggressive
Level: 150+

Class(es): Dwarf & Rp'er

♥♥♥♥♥♥ midget.

mrfilen
Main weapon(s): Zweihander & Halberd
Aggression Level: Neutral
Level: 100+

Class(es): Dueler

His style of play depends on the players who will fight with him. If they are aggressive then he will also fight with them and if they are cute dwarves then he will be on friendly terms with them.
His style depends only on the players on the server.

Mr. KaKaPoPoLoCh
Main weapon(s): Targes
Aggression Level: Aggressive
Level: 150+

Class(es): Throwable Master & Ffa'er

Recognizable by their black and yellow color scheme, beware of this player.
Their targe throws are incredibly accurate and will annihilate anyone unfortunate enough to be their target.

Mr. Watches
Main weapon(s): Any
Aggression Level: Neutral
Level: 25+

Class(es): Watcher

"I'm only there to watch you".

Mussyo
Main weapon(s): War Axe, Partisan & Greatsword
Aggression Level: Neutral
Level: 200+

Class(es): Dueler & Observer

Reactive and generally friendly player.
A knight in shining golden armor.

MxstQue
Main weapon(s): Halberd, Executioner Sword & Bastard Sword with Small Shield
Aggression Level: Aggressive
Level: 200+

Class(es): Ffa'er & Feint Spammer

Halberd drag pro who loves to spam ♥♥♥ :O.

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Nagaluca
Main weapon(s): Messer, Blacksmith Hammer & Medkit
Aggression Level: Neutral
Level: 200+

Class(es): Dwarf & Healer

Pencil and dictator of the Rainbow Gang.

Nacktsamer ッ
Main weapon(s): Pole Axe, War Axe & Zweihander
Aggression Level: Neutral
Level: 200+

Class(es): Jumping Jester

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Nanuuk
Main weapon(s): Zweihander & Maul
Aggression Level: Aggressive
Level: 200+

Class(es): Ffa'er & Rp'er

This jester, with his infamous pink-cyan color scheme, will zwei drag all his opponents until he wins the match! Except for his many companions, whom he will aid endlessly and tirelessly as the true friend that he is.

Ne3zy
Main weapon(s): Zweihander
Aggression Level: Aggressive
Level: 200+

Class(es): Ffa'er

Attacks on sight and has a deeply rooted abhorrence for duelists.

Nigel BardBerry
Main weapon(s): Lute, Pole Axe & Maul
Aggression Level: Passive (Aggressive)
Level: 200+

Class(es): Bard & Trickster

This handsome specimen scoffs at console players like he scoffs at the children of single mothers while he eats their Lunchables. With music playing and like the casual grace of a cat toying with its prey, he carves through legions of bot-noobs and console-bound peasants.
His weapon? Not steel, but a humble lute. Each chord rings like a spell—a C1 incantation that bends reality itself, weaving him through retaliatory blows as if he were a leaf skimming the surface of homeless man's bare arse.

Njegaa
Main weapon(s): Any
Aggression Level: Neutral
Level: 200+

Class(es): Trickster

Likes to hack and slash.

Noob From Console
Main weapon(s):
Aggression Level:
Level: 200+

Class(es):

.

Not That Russian Guy
Main weapon(s): Zweihander
Aggression Level: Neutral
Level: 200+

Class(es): Naked Maul Man & Observer

Not russian xD.

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Odin
Main weapon(s): Spear & Scimitar
Aggression Level: Aggressive
Level: 200+

Class(es): Ffa'er & Rp'er

Ready to spin their spear up yo ass.

Okreara
Main weapon(s): Greatsword, Eveningstar & Poleaxe
Aggression Level: Neutral
Level: 200+

Class(es): Observer

♥♥♥♥ if without Music :D

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P3ych0
Main weapon(s): Zweihander, Battle Axe & Halberd
Aggression Level: Neutral
Level: 200+

Class(es): Dueler & Observer

The nicest tryhard on EU brawl.
Until backstabbed...

Page up...
Main weapon(s): Maul
Aggression Level: Aggressive
Level: 250+

Class(es): Naked Maul Man & Dueler

Old troller.

Pacifista o_0
Main weapon(s): Zweihander & Eveningstar
Aggression Level: Peaceful
Level: 200+

Class(es): Observer & Rp'er

Cool person.

Pang
Main weapon(s): Maul, Bastard Sword & Halberd
Aggression Level: Peaceful
Level: 150+

Class(es): Ffa'er & Naked Maul Man

Most handsome woman in EU brawl.

Paul Skinback
Main weapon(s): War Axe
Aggression Level: Neutral
Level: 200+

Class(es): Dueler

Washed.

Phillyy
Main weapon(s): Maul
Aggression Level: Aggressive
Level: 200+

Class(es): Mauler

One maul to rule them all, one maul to bonk them, one maul to kill them all, one maul to strike them all, and in the darkness maul them; In the land of Mordhau where the shadows lie. One true mauler.

PlsBuff
Main weapon(s): Arming Sword, Crossbow & Heater Shield
Aggression Level: Aggressive
Level: 200+

Class(es): Crossbowman & Dueler

Will hard-read most feints, mid-tier Bard, likes to duel, occasional ffaing madman, Crossbow-bearing Archer Hunter and devoted ballista hater. Looking for a fight, but will mostly stay peaceful until provoked. Highly aggressive when interrupted while he's hunting prey or dueling. Not aim-bot-level marksmanship, but close.

Polymorphic Turtle
Main weapon(s): Estoc, Spear & Pole Axe
Aggression Level: Chaotic
Level: 200+

Class(es): Trickster & Clown ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

Clownzent > Graczent

Por 12
Main weapon(s): Estoc, Halberd & Greatsword
Aggression Level: Peaceful
Level: 100+

Class(es): Trickster & Dueler

Specter of death and disorder.

pr
Main weapon(s): Spear
Aggression Level: Aggressive
Level: 200+

Class(es): Ffa'er

Beyblade simulator.
"skirm or fear"

Pumping-Iron225
Main weapon(s): Zweihander & Throwing Axes
Aggression Level: Neutral
Level: 200+

Class(es): Feint Spammer & Throwable Master

I THINK I SH*T IN YOUR MOTHER'S MILK".
Jokes aside, I respect every single one in Mordhau community <3

Pygmy
Main weapon(s): Longsword & Arming Sword
Aggression Level: Neutral
Level: 200+

Class(es): Ffa'er & Rp'er

Most handsome man in EU brawl.
Serene Doge of Feitoria.

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Qilliam
Main weapon(s): Falchion, Bows & Bear Traps
Aggression Level: Aggressive
Level: 200+

Class(es): Archer & Trapper

ARCHERS' LIVES MATTER!!

Quasą_PULOK
Main weapon(s): Bardiche
Aggression Level: Neutral
Level: 200+

Class(es): Dueler & Bard

"I play great".

Queen Elizabeth II
Main weapon(s): Bastard Sword & Kite Shield
Aggression Level: Neutral
Level: 200+
Class(es): Dueller & Observer

If you happen to hold their shield without their permission they will hunt you down until you either die or drop it.
"I'm not healer's friend".

Queen Sammy
Main weapon(s): Halberd, War Axe & Messer
Aggression Level: Aggressive
Level: 200+

Class(es): Rp'er & Dueler

xiao hong shu
fly high naga

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Reac [UA]
Main weapon(s): Greatsword
Aggression Level: Neutral
Level: 200+

Class(es): Observer & Dueler

Scary to duel and overal cool person.

RigeL The Pavarotti
Main weapon(s): Arming Sword, Crossbow & Throwing Axes
Aggression Level: Neutral
Level: 150+

Class(es): Jester

Even from a step away, the legends say, he missed.
What an idiot

rockeyez
Main weapon(s): All
Aggression Level: Neutral
Level: 150+

Class(es): Trickster & Dueler

Stand with me beneath the mending sky.

RogerRabbit
Main weapon(s): Zweihander, Halberd & Pole Axe
Aggression Level: Aggressive
Level: 200+

Class(es): Monkey & Dueler

It's not gambling if you always win.
This wayyyy
(if you need an alt let me know)

Ronald McdØnald
Main weapon(s): Maul & Halberd
Aggression Level: Neutral
Level: 200+

Class(es): Trapper & Trickster

Shaking it more than twice is playing with it!

Ruyo
Main weapon(s): Battle Axe & Messer
Aggression Level: Neutral
Level: 200+

Class(es): Dueler & Observer

Scary individual who handles his weapons rather well.
Pro feint spammer.

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SAGE
Main weapon(s): Pole Axe & Estoc
Aggression Level: Peaceful
Level: 100+

Class(es): Npc

Persian SHAH.

Salutem
Main weapon(s): Messer, Eveningstar & Bardiche
Aggression Level: Neutral
Level: 200+

Class(es): Ottoman Sultan

He likes to farm EU Brawl Teamers.

Samar ∴
Main weapon(s): Executioner Sword, Maul & Bear Traps
Aggression Level: Neutral
Level: 200+

Class(es): Trickster & Bard

Came for the fight, stay for the trolls.

Sandels 4.7%
Main weapon(s): Messer, Zweihander & Greatsword
Aggression Level: Neutral
Level: 200+

Class(es): Observer

"This game sucks".

Sarbatus
Main weapon(s): Maul & Halberd
Aggression Level: Neutral
Level: 200+

Class(es): Feint Spammer & Naked Maul Man

The rattiest gameplay in Mordhau

Sentient Toaster
Main weapon(s): Bastard Sword
Aggression Level: Neutral
Level: 200+

Class(es): Dueler & Bard

Kills with training sword: 315.

Shameful Display
Main weapon(s): Maul
Aggression Level: Aggressive
Level: 200+

Class(es): Ffa'er

Big scary tank armed with a huge medieval sledge hammer.

SherkAly
Main weapon(s): Longsword, Greatsword & Zweihander
Aggression Level: Neutral
Level: 150+

Class(es): Dueler & Npc

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1wOkkDBubBzSaUgfGopwVstCOS9sX6Gnnv4VEdvOUhPY/edit?usp=sharing

Shpaec
Main weapon(s): Greatsword, Maul & Lute
Aggression Level: Neutral
Level: 200+

Class(es): Observer & Rp'er

"Be funny, not angry!".

Sir KageSaimon
Main weapon(s): Pole Axe
Aggression Level: Aggressive
Level: 200+

Class(es): Gambler & Dueler

"Why am I here?".

Six
Main weapon(s): Arming Sword, Longsword & Axe
Aggression Level: Neutral
Level: 100+

Class(es): Dueler & Observer

The honored one, blessed by speed.

snizzy
Main weapon(s): Greatsword & Longsword
Aggression Level: Neutral
Level: 200+

Class(es): Dueler & Ffa'er

Loves to get 1vX'd as it reminds him of his dad and moms simultaneous abuse.

SNJ
Main weapon(s): Longbow, Cleaver & Zweihander
Aggression Level: Neutral
Level: 250+

Class(es): Archer & Ffa'er

The Robin Hood of Mordhau, fighting the tryharders, protecting the newbs.

So Ein Preuße
Main weapon(s): Longsword, Greatsword & Pole Axe
Aggression Level: Neutral
Level: 150+

Class(es): Rp'er & Observer

Im sickend by the passage of time

SomeDragonDude
Main weapon(s): Any
Aggression Level: Neutral
Level: 200+

Class(es): Observer & Trickster

A vengeful spirit.

Soulz
Main weapon(s): Zweihander, Maul, Greatsword
Aggression Level: Neutral
Level: 150+

Class(es): Dueler & Ffa'er

one of the best mordhau players to ever exist *if you got caught by his hands you will be DONE*

SPARK212
Main weapon(s): Eveningstar, Zweihander & Spear
Aggression Level: Aggressive
Level: 200+

Class(es): Feint Spammer & Ffa'er

Kill them all!

SpidiX DieuDeLaM4
Main weapon(s): Maul
Aggression Level: Neutral
Level: 200+

Class(es): Dueler

Spidix is a seasoned veteran of Mordhau, renowned for his exceptional skill with the Maul. Having spent hundreds of hours on the battlefield, he has earned a reputation as a formidable and relentless player. His deep understanding of game mechanics and his ability to anticipate opponents' moves make him a feared combatant.

Spino7777
Main weapon(s): Fists
Aggression Level: Peaceful
Level: 200+

Class(es): Observer & Dwarf

Best person I've ever met, along with John Sinclair and the most epic small peasant of Mordhau.

Starlight1
Main weapon(s): Greatsword, Pole Axe & Bardiche
Aggression Level: Peaceful
Level: 200+

Class(es): Dueler & Tourist

Soulmate and partner in crime of blueradar1.
99% kind and chill person with no desire to get into drama.

Stepbro™
Main weapon(s): War Axe
Aggression Level: Neutral
Level: 200+

Class(es): Dueler & Observer

"I'm but a mere peasant in the world of mordhau anyway".

Stone
Main weapon(s): Greatsword & Pole Axe
Aggression Level: Neutral
Level: 50+

Class(es): Dueler

Hasn't changed their mercs since 2020.

Stress Manager
Main weapon(s): Crossbow, Billhook & Cleaver
Aggression Level: Neutral
Level: 200+

Class(es): Archer & Trickster

No.1 crossbow user in Mordhau.

Sunless
Main weapon(s): Mallet, Greatsword & Zweihander
Aggression Level: Neutral
Level: 200+

Class(es): Dueler & Idiot

You fool. You absolute buffoon. You think you can challenge me in my own realm? You think you can rebel against my authority?
You dare to use a wooden mallet against me? You will have a slow death as i bash your head in with my wooden mallet whilst you are out of breath.

Sunset
Main weapon(s): Arming Sword & Arming Shield
Aggression Level: Peaceful
Level: 200+

Class(es): Dueler & Observer

A player who is mostly just standing around in wait for a challenger. He has a lot of friends and only few foes. Dont expect him to help you teaming against one person, since he is strongly against teaming in general. He holds back against weaker players to give them a chance to win.

„Sunset is a Saint“ -John Sinclair
Symbols
Main weapon(s): Greatsword
Aggression Level: Neutral
Level: 200+

Class(es): Ffa'er & Feint Spammer

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sylvanuS
Main weapon(s): Greatsword, Battle Axe & Pole Axe
Aggression Level: Neutral
Level: 150+

Class(es): Dueler & Naked Maul Man

Footwork wizard, sexiest admin in Gentlemen's Duelyard.

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T'ith
Main weapon(s): Longsword, Zweihander & Halberd
Aggression Level: Neutral
Level: 150+

Class(es): Observer

Lethal dose of Scotch

Taastyy
Main weapon(s): Greatsword, Pole Axe & Zweihander
Aggression Level: Neutral
Level: 200+

Class(es): Observer & Npc

Former top 10 in 3v3 ranked.

Take a Sip of Dilk
Main weapon(s): Greatsword & Longsword
Aggression Level: Aggressive
Level: 200+

Class(es): Dueler & Rp'er

Identifies as a dung covered peasant.

Teka
Main weapon(s): Greatsword, Maul & Pole Axe
Aggression Level: Neutral
Level: 200+

Class(es): Ffa'er & Naked Maul Man

Teka well known as the french piece of baguette, OG player, he sometimes appears on the battlefield to make some heads go "cronch" and chills around, before fading away for months.

Teku
Main weapon(s): Greatsword
Aggression Level: Neutral
Level: 200+

Class(es): Dueler & Observer

Chill dude and fist fighter.

Terpentin
Main weapon(s): Bastard Sword
Aggression Level: Neutral
Level: 150+

Class(es): Dueler & Trickster

Clutch or Kick.
Certified gamble master.

Thangmar
Main weapon(s): Messer, Longsword & Bardiche
Aggression Level: Neutral
Level: 200+

Class(es): Dueler & Trickster

I like Mordhau, the dude and the game.

The Bean
Main weapon(s): Maul, War Axe & Halberd
Aggression Level: Aggressive
Level: 200+

Class(es): Dwarf & Ffa'er

Bean.

The Fungus
Main weapon(s): Billhook
Aggression Level: Neutral
Level: 500+

Class(es): ♥♥♥♥♥♥

"oh ello".

TheLionMight
Main weapon(s): Zweihander, Spear & Greatsword
Aggression Level: Neutral
Level: 200+

Class(es): Dueler & Rp'er

Chill dude who comes and plays the game for a few weeks before disappearing into the abyss and showing back up a bunch of months later.
Also loves to kick in the most inconvenient times and somehow manages to make them work.

The NuclearTurd
Main weapon(s): Halberd, Longsword & Battle Axe
Aggression Level: Neutral
Level: 250+

Class(es): Turd

Spontaneous.
1vX enjoyer.

The Smellings of GAMING GUNK
Main weapon(s): Pole Axe
Aggression Level: Neutral
Level: 200+

Class(es): Bard & Observer

TheMeatFootKnight.
Has very smelly meat feet.

Thornvalor
Main weapon(s): Messer, Greatsword & Bardiche
Aggression Level: Neutral
Level: 200+

Class(es): Observer & Healer

"Good day to you!"

Tjeller
Main weapon(s): Halberd & Greatsword
Aggression Level: Aggressive
Level: 150+

Class(es): Dueller & Ffa'er

Cool person.

Tumass
Main weapon(s): Dagger
Aggression Level: Passive
Level: 200+

Class(es): Pacifist & NPC

Most wholesome Mordhau enjoyer.

Tqrnished
Main weapon(s): Greatsword, Maul & Eveningstar
Aggression Level: Neutral
Level: 50+

Class(es): Dueler & Ffa'er

Mostly chill and vibing to music.
Sometimes annoying because money and aggressive till put in place.

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Unfunny Clown
Main weapon(s): Greatsword
Aggression Level: Neutral
Level: 200+

Class(es): Dueler

chambers>parrying

Uoman
Main weapon(s): Partisan & Rusty Pitchfork
Aggression Level: Neutral
Level: 200+

Class(es): Observer & Dueler

Just peacfull peasant, beat all ffa lovers:mhfury:

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V | Visco
Main weapon(s): Zweihander, Shortsword & Maul
Aggression Level: Aggressive
Level: 250+

Class(es): Naked Zweihander & Ffa'er

A saint hotboxed in hell, the naked Zweihander psycho with yellow shorts. Storming brawl servers, cleaving through friend and foe alike with the pure, indifferent energy of a microwave exploding a pigeon.

Vadim
Main weapon(s): Greatsword & Messer
Aggression Level: Neutral
Level: 200+

Class(es): Rp'er & Dueler

He is monke man.

Vanya
Main weapon(s): Polehammer
Aggression Level: Neutral
Level: 150+

Class(es): Dueler & Observer

Always has your back and overal cool person to play with.

Virusmutageno
Main weapon(s): Maul & Halberd
Aggression Level: Aggressive
Level: 200+

Class(es): Naked Maul Man & Dueler

Elite 1 warrior and kind soul.

Vympel
Main weapon(s): Messer, Zweihander & Eveningstar
Aggression Level: Aggressive
Level: 50+

Class(es): Berserker

IM NOT A FURRY!

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Wagwandalf
Main weapon(s): Halberd, Rock & a Second Rock
Aggression Level: passive
Level: 200+

Class(es): Dwarf & Trickster

Casual Pygmy fan
Drusha has liquid Aids

Wertu
Main weapon(s): Greatsword, Messer & Zweihander
Aggression Level: Neutral
Level: 200+

Class(es): Muay Femur & Dueler

Legendary gambler of eu brawl. This Mordhau legend will absolutely decimate any opponent with their years of experience and their fancy lean backs and tricks, they're a feared opponent.

Winchester
Main weapon(s): Greatsword, Lute & Training Sword
Aggression Level: Retarded
Level: 200+

Class(es): Dueler & Bard

Winchester has left the server.

worstling
Main weapon(s): Eveningstar & Messer
Aggression Level: Neutral
Level: 150+

Class(es): Dueler & Raider

Let me educate you, peasant. Worstling doesn’t play Mordhau — he conducts it. Every swing he makes is a symphony of steel, every drag a perfectly-timed ballet of destruction. His accels? Faster than your last brain cell trying to process his movement. I've seen him feint a eveningstar so hard it caused a server-wide existential crisis.

You think you can read him? Buddy, Worstling's footwork has footnotes. His timing is so god-tier that even the devs patched in a nerf just to give the rest of us a chance — it didn’t work.

I once 1v1’d him on Contraband. He hit me with a drag so filthy I had to uninstall, meditate in the Alps for six weeks, and write a poem about the experience just to recover. Worstling isn't just a player. He’s a legend. A myth. A pixelated demigod forged in a forge made of pure sweat and tears of washed duelists.

♥♥♥♥ LEMON GANG!
LONG LIVE FISH GANG.

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Xchg
Main weapon(s): Bardiche
Aggression Level: Neutral
Level: 200+

Class(es): Glitcher & Trapper

Sadly banned for life. You will always be remembered for your funny newfound 'glitches' which you never abused to gain an unfair advantage over others, but used to spread happiness and joy among the community.

XEN0N
Main weapon(s): Messer
Aggression Level: Aggressive
Level: 200+

Class(es): Trickster & Feint Spammer

Profesional gambler and space touch abuser.
Believe in the sect of messer meta.

xeo on top (beer master)
Main weapon(s): Greatsword, Polehammer & Maul
Aggression Level: Neutral
Level: 50+

Class(es): Naked Maul Man & Observer

IM THE REAL BEER MASTER!
live laugh love aed, dookie, stretch, yakuzza, gerry and driscy!
(Best Level 100> Player).

xeron
Main weapon(s): Pole Axe, Greatsword & Bastard Sword
Aggression Level: Neutral
Level: 200+

Class(es): Observer & Dueler

Chronic smoker

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Yakuzza
Main weapon(s): Halberd, Bardiche & Bastard Sword
Aggression Level: Neutral
Level: 200+

Class(es): Bard & Observer

Gentleman and worst lvl 200+ player.

yellow_cap
Main weapon(s): Zweihander & Executioner Sword
Aggression Level: Aggressive
Level: 200+

Class(es): Dueler & Ffa'er

"Im glad that votekick got removed, so noobs cant kick my ass :)".

YlgY.Francis Drake
Main weapon(s): Greatsword
Aggression Level: Neutral
Level: 200+

Class(es): Archer & Dueler

Cool person.

youraverageweirdkid
Main weapon(s): Maul & Halberd
Aggression Level: Neutral
Level: 200+

Class(es): Naked Maul Man & Ffa'er

Teams with anybody, againt anybody, no shame whatsoever.

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Zeus
Main weapon(s): Halberd & poleaxe
Aggression Level: Aggressive
Level: 150+

Class(es): Dueler & Ffa'er

"its soosing time".

Zwei Chad
Main weapon(s): Zweihander, Short Spear & Halberd
Aggression Level: Neutral
Level: 200+

Class(es): Zwei Chad

"Best skirmish player in game".

Special Characters

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[ ß ] HyPnOsIS
Main weapon(s): Crossbow, War Axe & Polehammer
Aggression Level: Aggressive
Level: 200+

Class(es): Archer & Dwarf

Only trolling around.

[BOPA]micro
Main weapon(s): Halberd & Battle Axe
Aggression Level: Neutral
Level: 200+

Class(es): Dueler & Archer Hunter

On a Holy Crusade to kill archers.

[GS] ̶[̶V̶R̶]̶ Barr
Main weapon(s): Greatsword, War Axe & Zweihander
Aggression Level: Peaceful
Level: 200+

Class(es): Observer & Furry

"I'll teach you how to be gay with sweaty, armored men.".
Calm and collected individual and my favourite furry!
Always nice to be with and has a scary moveset.

[UA] immortal_in
Main weapon(s): Greatsword & Pole Axe
Aggression Level: Neutral
Level: 200+

Class(es): Observer & Dueler

Immortal_in is one of not so many 200 + lvl players that has actually mastered game's fighting mechanics at almost elite level. Can easily overcome his weak points if concentrated enough and aimed for the glorious victory.

† Wujo
Main weapon(s): Billhook
Aggression Level: Neutral
Level: 200+

Class(es): Dueler & Ffa'er

Just running around map, griefing and ffaing for 3 years at least.
Invasion's good one.

₮҉ (Nameless)
Main weapon(s): Falx
Aggression Level: Aggressive
Level: 150+

Class(es): Ffa'er

Unphased and relentless. They never give up.
Ninja-like and quick on their feet.

Ψ3ΖCH'
Main weapon(s): Bardiche & Billhook
Aggression Level: Neutral
Level: 250+

Class(es): Dueler & Tdm'er

"Could they not afford real soldiers?".

æd lort
Main weapon(s): Maul & Halberd
Aggression Level: Aggressive
Level: 200+

Class(es): Dueler & Bard

Founding member of VRB.

♛❤Miosh❤♛
Main weapon(s): Any Onehanded
Aggression Level: Neutral
Level: 200+

Class(es): Furry

Not a furry.

★★Noizzer★★
Main weapon(s): Pole Hammer, Simitar & Battle Axe
Aggression Level: Aggressive
Level: 150+

Class(es): Blitzkriegman & Hyper Aggressive

Utilises heavy weapons and combined arms with other players to finish them off and uses medium to light weapons for quick defeating the enemy in lightning warfare.

⚡ConQueRor⚡
Main weapon(s): Halberd
Aggression Level: Aggressive
Level: 200+

Class(es): Dueler & Trickster

Toxic halberd enjoyer.
Lives by "Sober living is unacceptable".

Credits

Special thanks to:

Pygmy - for the idea of making a compendium
Spino7777 - for taking my screenshot and providing me with sreenshots of some others
John Sinclair, Pygmy, DeaDLifE & FreezeFr0st - for helping me with player details

Everyone - for being a part of this awesome community, my life and for carrying this dying game by being yourselves

<3

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