POSTAL Achievements

POSTAL5 · 809 ratings20k views785 favorites3 min readby РомкаUpdated Sep 3, 2013View on Steam ↗

And so it begins...


Your first murder. You made it. Welcome!

Dirty knees


Bend down, having pressed "F" (by default).
Very easy.


Oh, you press F1!


If you finished here, press f1!
Here and further each time.


I'm afraid I just blue myself!


Just press "K" button (by default). Cowabangaaa!

Forrest Gump


Move + SHIFT = Run. Simple. 5 minutes and achievement is yours.

How Kevorkian!


Come close to a crawling victim and press "X"(by default). Finish him!

Bad touch!


Infect someone while burning. Very simple.

Sissy


Type any of those cheat codes ingame:


HEALTHFUL - health
FLAMENSTEIN OR FIREHURLER - 200 flamethrower ammo
CARRYMORE - 50 shotgun shells
SHOTGUN - shotgun
GIMMEDAT - all weapons, ammo & health
STERNOMAT - flamethrower
LOBITFAR - grenade & molotov cocktails
CHTPOS - health, kevlar vest
IAMSOLAME - Invincibility
THERESNOPLACELIKEOZ - skip level
CROTCHBOMB - mines
TITANII - missiles & heatseekers
HESSTILLGOOD - return from dead
CHTHOM - revive character
SHELLFEST OR THEBESTGUN - napalm gun
MYTEAMOUSE - reduce character size

...Sissy!

Warning! Enabling cheats disables any other achievments. You'll have to restart your game.

Ballmer Baller


Just launch the game on Linux or Mac... Or on an emulator, hehehe!

The Hell's Fargo Wagon


Molotov cocktail or napalm and 3 and more targets.

Took a banger in the mouth


Catch a rocket.

From my cold, dead hands


Just have less than 10 HP when finishing a level.

You want our autograph too?


View ALL credits at the end of the game.

Never nude-ist


Your goal is to kill a person without closes on level "EarthQuake" or "La Palamino Resort" (the last two levels).

Army of One


Kill each of the 12 types of weapons. 2 types of rockets and 3 types of mines, use each. Don't working with cheats.

NOPE! Chuck Testa.


Fight an ostrich.

Half-mast hard-on


Complete the farm level. Tenth out of twenty.

Get a girlfriend


Complete the game. All 20 (21) levels. On any difficulty.

I swear, the AR is for hunting!


Complete all 20 (21) levels, using M16. Only with M16. Each level, everywhere.


Warning! Enemies can still die by barrel explosions or friendly fire. Just don't change your weapon!

Z for Zachariah


Finish the game by killing everyone. Absolutely everyone. Hostiles, civilians & ostriches. Total annihilation everywhere. Maniac.

Holes is holes


Bullet catcher 10000 times...

Patrick Bateman


Your job: 100 corpses...

Dexter


1000 dead enemies...

Mickey and Mallory


Make 10000 frags. Spend many happy hours doing that!

Peter North would be proud


Hit 100,000 of any targets. Humans, ostriches, barrels, etc.

Bulletstorm


Your instrument: M16 and shotgun.
...And need a very, very long time.

Boondock Saint


Almost impossible achievement...Forget it better.
But if you try, here's help. You must to have only killed hostiles, NOT ONE CIVILIAN!

    Some tips on Boondock Saint: *
  • 1) Any dead civilian counts. Either you shot it, a hostile or he died by accident.
  • 2) DON'T SUICIDE to restart a level. Counter won't reset if you do that. Quit to the main menu and load a save instead (save after every level).
  • 3) Crawling civilian seems to be counted as alive but don't take that risk pressing F1. Better restart.
  • 4) You or a hostile CAN hurt a cvilian. While he is not on the ground crying for help everything is OK :)
  • 5) Be careful with your shots (obvious, isn't it?). Use Greanades, Molotovs, LockOn Rocket Launcher to shoot hostiles under cover.
  • 6) Use 1hit-1death weapons much (Greanades, Molotovs, Rocket Launcher, Flamethrower, mines)
  • 7) Take steps carefuly. It's better to shoot an enemy before he detects you. Tip: Screen aspect ratio is 4:3 and there's horizontal HUD which means that you can detect and aim more enemies in horizontal direction.
  • 8) Don't stand between a civilian and a hostile.
  • 9) More civilians = more risks! That means you should probably avoid buildings which spawns more of them if possible.
  • 10) On levels with no or 1 civilian better don't use ammunition for 1hit-1death weapons. Save it for the other levels.
  • 11) Civilians won't walk into fire and stop near it. (exept the band)

    I've completed that achievment and i would say that this was a nightmare.

* by author


See the video for an example:

And watch table statistics on the number of hostiles / civilians:
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