Overview
This Guide shows you how to become a Progamer in DirtyBomb.Using this Top Secret Tactics I’ve won almost every Game the last 48 Hours.Here’s how to do it.
Super Secret Protips
DO THE F*CKING OBJECTIVES!
Yes you can! Play as a f*cking Team and do the f*cking Objectives!
And don’t play a lame Sniper, if you can’t handle it!
Help your Teammates
DON’T BE A F*CKING D*CK!
HELP YOUR TEAMMATES… and ofc do the Objectives… JUST DO IT!
Credits
“Videoguide” starring Shia LaBeouf
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*Aside: Community Protips (Sarcasm may be possible)
(Any Protips? Just let me know, I will add them here!)
- Yoji:
Aim for the head! - Mause:
R = Reload, W = Walk forward - SGT. Sawhammer:
Blablablablabla – Kill everyone – and DO THE F*CKING OBJECTIVES! - DigitalSarcasm:
Holding you’re knife out makes you run fast a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ yo. - SpinnerzNQ:
You can shoot the generators instead of trying to plant C4 on them. - Super Sand Lesbian™:
If you’re a nader spam grenades! Everyone will love you and you will win! - NinjaBreadMon:
Snipe, the more snipers on your team the more chance you have of winning! - Equinum:
Press G to inspect your weapon. Do it as often as possible to prevent jamming! - The Mother ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Major Fret:
Your K/D is the most important thing. No one will respect you and you won’t get laid if you have a terrible K/D, even if you completed all the objectives yourself! - Badmin Nick:
Aim down sights in close quarters for a stability and accuracy boost. This also increases damage on most primaries! - Jaeger:
“Teammate Repairing” on an objective means you should bugger off and protect your mate. - Jbcdu87:
Only use ammo packs for yourself, your teammates won’t need them! - (¥DOE¥) Miles Prower:
As Bushwacker always place your Sentries in corners facing the wall, It will confuse the enemy and he will immediatly surrender. - Crimson:
Teabag after every kill. This’ll make the enemy respect you and know you’re alpha as ♥♥♥♥! - moB <3:
Make sure to only use the PDP-70 at all times. - A Streetcar Named Anon:
Before a big match, remember to eat mountain dew and drink doritos. - Felkrik:
When playing a medic class, only heal yourself. After all, you’re the most important person in your team! - (¥DOE¥) Don Karnage:
As a fragger try throwing grenades in the air to catch them with your head. - nootnoot:
Blablabla… I’m a VAC-Banned cheater… - känslor:
Blablabla… I’m a VAC-Banned cheater… aswell - Lt. Duckington:
1. T-bag a fallen enemy. 2. Knife them. 3. T-bag again - tc head shot:
Press K to call a medic. - FUNNY BLACK MAN:
Never use your stickies as Fletcher. That way you will instantly kill everyone and you’ll get vac banned for being so pro. - Batmin:
If your team is full of a single class, go that class. Your team might kick you for being different if you don’t. - ⊕†ֆ | spookaweener:
As Proxy, remember to spam mines. You will win.
Spam Cough in quickchat. You’ll be showered with praise and are bound to get internet famous. - Suprise, bro! :>:
If somebody is saying, that your team must attack, say him (her, not important) to ♥♥♥♥ off, because you are a awesome sniper or phantom, and u don’t give a ♥♥♥♥. - MUMMEL:
Arties are mushrooms, don’t play him. Also Rhino can’t see phantom, so always play phantom. - Kinkeey:
Spawncamp! If you lose it was at least not your fault! - schnessa the whiner:
k > d = good score, you can easily spam “ez” in chat. - Wrighbk:
SPAM AIRSTIKE AND AMMO. DEFEND THE BLOODY OBJECTIVE!