Surviving the zombie apocalypse

There are a few steps in survive this zombie apocalypse and I and going to nail em in your brain till I have no nails left and i have about 4 so be ready.

1. Join a server
   This is the hardest step in doing this you need to find a server that is not God forbiddenly locked by the scrub players that actually have friends to play with.
2. Choose a class you have 5 decisions: Pointman, Support, Assault, Technician, and Sniper. Don't ask me which is the best or which to choose for it is up to you. To see what these classes do search another guide or read the class info that is right in front of you.
3. Shoot the zombies
   After you manage to find a server and choose a class your next step is to shoot the zombies. I know that sounds are but you gotta do what you gotta do just aim your gun YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO AIM and press the trigger by clicking your left mouse button which should be on one of your hands that is fitting around said mouse.
4. Plant the bomb
   This part is for the person who WANTS to plant the bomb so if you don't want to plant the bomb skip this step. So after you go through hordes of zombies you are going to see a big fat x if a circle of green. No, it is not the ritual for Satan cause satan pretty much is already alive as you see the zombies just flying about. so after you step on it hold the E button with is next to W as some people don't know and just HOLD IT like your life depends on it till you see the timer at the bottom.
5. Run for your life
   I know, I know I said i had 4 nails but the 4th one was just optional. After said person planted said bomb run for you godamn lives as the person who planted just doomed your life on the timer. Just follow the green man icon until you see a fat green icon with a person on it and stand on the red corss with green on it just like the bomb sign and wait for evac, BUT DON'T get on the evac till it's fully open or you will get stuck and probably be left behind and in some chances fly into the abyss of the outside map.

These are the steps of how to survive the zombie apocalypse. Now you are a full fledged zombie killer killing everything left and right as you have 4 nails stuck in your head for life. I will now take my leave as my job is done.

Warning
I will take no responsibility of getting your ♥♥♥♥ stuck in a toaster, a fan, or in anything else because my steps were not clear to you.

Now i will head out. Cya and have a nice day killing some zombies you mass murderer of zombies.