the secrets to being cool

ok im makign this guide so that ur friends wont laugh at you when they see you playing hitman 2 on your computer like mine did and then they told every neighbouyr and all the school students at school so i get kinda bullied
but i made this guide to help you not happen for you



this is a nerd and maybe you look like this?

these outfits are the basic ones and theyre kinda lame i think because yo uhavent unlocked anything so you will get laughed at and maybe bullied to death like this

idk these are kinda boring i th ink but if you lack personality these are for you

if youre a texas man you can wear this idc

if youre chinese maybe you wannt to wear this?
(im not chinese)

if yuoure poor maybe you wanna wear this?
you will probably still get bullied2death anyways

if yuour mysterious man you can wear this

therse are for you!


on hokkaido you can pick a ninja starting position to be a ninjaits verycool

if youre a man of comedy youc an wear this, yoiu might still get bullied though so be careful you can also wear this if you just like making people around you happy

christmas man
if youre a fan of santa or the holidays you can wear this (if you RP when playing hitman you can imagine the beard being too hot and itch aswell)

22byron.legaspi 53 minutes ago
another tip: when you've thrown a knife at somebody, always walk while picking it up. Keep moving, this looks so much better than just staying still and grabbing it. No idea y