The Stanley Parable - The Guide To All Achievements

I Dont Think This Needs To Be Explained But, Okay.

Step 1: Follow The Narrarator's Instructions.

Step 2: Don't Disobey Him At All.

When You Beat The Game You Should Enter An Area Looking Like The Picture Below.

Another Easy One.

Step 1: Turn The Game On.

Step 2: Turn The Game Off.

Step 3: Turn The Game On Again.

Step 1: Go Into Options On The Main Menu.

Step 2: Select Extras.

Step 3: Enable Achievements.

Step 1: Try Jumping A Few Times With The Spacebar.

I Didnt Need To Even Explain That's How Easy This One Is To Get.

This One Seems Hard To Do Right? We Cant Stay Away From This Game For Five Years!

Step 1: Make Sure The Stanley Parable Is Turned Off.

Step 2: Go Into Your Computer's Clock And Mess Around With It A Bit.

Step 3: Set The Clock 5 Years In The Future.

Tip: I Set Mine 7 Years In The Future Just To Be Safe.

Step 4: Open The Stanley Parable.

We Are Going To Do The Same Trick As The Last Achievement.

Note: I Want To Thank Furry Force For The Tip He Found A Thing That Makes This Easier.

Step 1: Change Your Computer's Clock To Tuesday At 11:59:59 P.M. And Let It Change To
12:00:00 A.M.

Note: For Some Reason This Doesn't Work For Me And I Had To Have My Computer Running From Monday To Wednesday.

Strangely Enough, You Have To Do More Than Only Click On Door 430 Five Times For This One.

Step 1: Click On Door 430 Five Times.

Step 2: Click The Door Twenty Times After The Narrarator Stops Talking.

Step 3: The Narrarator Promises Fifty Clicks Will Do The Job, So Fifty Clicks It Is.

But The Narrarator Thinks You Dont Deserve It With All Your Clicking Effort.

Step 4: Click Door 417 Twenty Times.

Step 5: Click Door 437 A Few Times.

Step 6: Click Door 415 Ten Times.

Step 7: Click On Door 437 A Couple Times.

Now It's Just Ridiculous...

Step 8: Click On The Copy Machine?.

Step 9: Door 417 Again.

Okay, These Are Really Random.

Step 10: Climb On Top Of Employee 419's Desk.

Step 11: Give Door 416 A Few Clicks.

Step 12: Do The Copy Machine Again...

Time To Finish It.

Step 13: Click On Door 430 Five Times!!!

Step 1: Follow The Normal Story Until You Make It To Stanley's Boss's Office

Step 2: The Narrorator Tells You To Enter The Passcode Into The Boss's Keypad Behind His Desk, Do Not Do This.

Step 3: Instead, Type 8888 Twice On The Keypad.

This Is One Of The Easiest Ones.

To Get This Achievement Keep Restarting The Game Until You Start In A Straight Corridor Shown In The Picture Below.



Step 1: Play Through The Normal Game First And Know How To Beat It.

Step 2: Get To Stanley's Boss's Office And Enter The Passcode On The Keypad Behind The Boss's Desk To Open Up The Secret Passageway.

Step 3: After Opening The Passageway Up, Go Down The Elevator And Restart The Game.

Tip: If You Do Not Start In The Speedrun Hallway, Keep Restarting Until You Do Spawn There.

Step 4: When You Make It To Stanley's Boss's Ofiice, The Passageway Should Already Be Open Making The Process Much Quicker.

Quickly Make It Throught The Speedrun But If You Fail Just Restart The Speedrun Again And Make Sure You Are In The Hallway That Immediately Leads To The Two Decison Doors.

Even Though It Says It Is Unachievable, It's Not. About 3.7% Of The Stanley Parable Community Has This Achievement.

Step 1: Make Sure The Game Is Closed

Step 2: Then Open The Folder Titled: D:\Steam\SteamApps\common\The Stanley Parable\thestanleyparable\cfg\

Step 3: Open The Folder Titled: config.cfg. Open It With A Text Editor.

Step 4: Type This On A New Line: bind “x” “~;_u”

Step 5: Now Close The Text File. Then Go Into It's Properties And Make Sure The Text File Is Set To Read Only.

Step 6: Turn The Game On.

Step 7: Click X On The Keyboard (There May Be Some Minor Lag).