The Super Meat Boy drinking game

All you need is a machine able to play Super Meat Boy (PC, Mac, iPad, Commodore 64...) and an adequate amount of beverages for consumption. This can be tap water, softdrinks, beer etc. although if you are a manly man you'll use vodka, cognac, tequila etc.

It is recommended that you play with a bathroom within reach in case that you need to throw up.

Ready your glass with the beverage of choice and start up the game. Select any level and play normally.

Depending on the situation that comes up, react according to the rules.

1 shot when you die.
- 1 extra shot if it was a sawblade that killed you.
- 1 extra shot if you died from a boss.

1 shot if you win but miss getting the A+ by 1 second or less.

2 shots when, upon completing a level, Dr. Fetus falcon punches Bandage girl away.

3 shots when you try getting a bandage and die in the process

4 shots when you get the bandage but die without getting to the exit

1 shot if you can see Bandage Girl glitching out (and reaching her would unlock the glitch level for that zone) but don't get her.

2 shots if you try to reach the warpzone portal but it disappears before you get to it.

2 shots when you run into a not-even-subtle reference to another game.

3 shots when an innocent little animal (rabbit, squirrel...) is brutally murdered.

1 shot when you give an angry huff, sigh or other expression of your frustration.
-2 extra shots if you express your frustration with a curse word.
-5 extra shots if you additionally throw your controller, headphones or keyboard across the room.
-10 extra shots if you additionally punch your fist through the computer screen.

2 shots when you have dirty thoughts about any character in the game.
-1 extra shot if it's Bandage Girl.
-3 extra shots if it's Meat Boy.
-20 extra shots if it's Dr. Fetus, you sicko.

10 shots when you successfully complete a world and defeat the boss, only to have Dr. Fetus abduct Bandage girl right in front of Meat Boy's eyes again while the lazy ass does nothing but watch.

If you complete a level with no deaths do not take any shots on the next level regardless of what happens.
-If you repeatedly go back to World 1 to get a deathless level then return to the more advanced level of your choice, you do not deserve to be a manly man and should shave the hair off of your eyeballs.

This drinking game is played at your own risk. I do not claim any responsability if you get drunk, throw up, end up in a coma, get enlargened kidneys or destroy parts of your computer equipment in a fit of rage.

So try to play responsibly :) And most importantly, have fun!