Toribash pros HATE HIM!! Learn how this Tori kicked Uke in half with this one simple trick!

Sos whats yous is goings tos dos is press yours Control key and the """"""G"""""" key at the same time.

What does that do? You mean you don't know what Ctrl+G does? heck

What this'll do is bring up this neat little menu that lets you do loads of stuff, like make it easier for you to gib both your Tori and Uke, and you can give yourself more turns to work with. What we're looking at today though, is the """""engagedistance"""" slot. This is the distance between you and Uke. By default it's at 100, but for this move you're gonna crank that bad boi up to 420 blaze it 175. Does this feel like too much work? Here's a motivational pizza to keep you going:

We're down to the nitty gritty movements now, so here's how you cut Uke in half with one foot:

Relax all. And I mean all. Relax. Every. Hecking. Joint.
Contract your entire butt (glutes)
Extend pecs
Right rotate chest
Pelvic thrust (extend abs)
Contract Left Hip (SPECIFICALLY THE LEFT. You will heck it up if you try the right hip)
Contract Left Knee
Extend Right Hip
Extend Right Ankle

Use whatever part of your body to hit the """""Spacebar"""" twice (No, mayonnaise is not a bodypart)

Now extend your left knee graciously

And now to make things interesting: use a DIFFERENT body part to hit space exactly once (or just use your hand. I'm not your mother you dont have to listen to me)

Congradulations! If you did it right, Uke should now be 2 half-Ukes! Yay!

Protip: You can use the other leg to do this too! Simply give me $20 switch stuff up (do what you did to the right leg on the left leg this time, and vice versa, and LEFT rotate chest)

BONUS: If this gets high enough ratings I won't eat this baby I'll throw in a bonus move: The Maximum Effort Decap Kick!

Thank you for reading my guide, and have fun hurting Uke's feelings :'(.