why digger zombie is a pedophile

people can argue whether or not buckethead Zombie is a sex offender but Digger Zombie is clearly the real deal here as i will explain why

(i had to ask mom how to spell interducton)

hes fat and ugy

in the sunflower song at the end of the game, he goes to ur house and says:



and ONLY LITTLE KIDS RIDE TRICYCLES!

(I'm 9 and i ride real bikes now btw)

instead of eating ur brian he walks back to town to find kids to molest

he digs close to the surface so if there is a child on the lawn he can climb out as asap as possible

he should be burnt to a crisp 😡

digger zombie is a pædophile!

100 times more dangerous than buckethead zombie!!

KEEP AWAY FROM LITTLE KIDS!!!!!!!!!1!

thanks 4 listening 😎