Achievement guide

Who's Your Daddy?!4 · 84 ratings5.5k views188 favorites10 min readby ParacetamoxyfrusebendroneomycinUpdated Nov 1, 2023View on Steam ↗

Acrobatically Inclined

Swing through the hoop

This achievement is on the Baby Daddy Academy map.

There are two ways to achieve this:

  1. Method with the Dad (requires 2 players): (I did this one)
    The person who wants the achievement should play as the baby, while the other takes on the role of the dad.

Have the dad pick up the baby and let the baby touch all six poles (and the hoop after). It's crucial that the baby hits the poles, not the dad. (the baby has to hit the poles, not the dad) You'll hear a 'ding' noise for each successful hit.

After the poles, let the baby hit the hoop, and the achievement should unlock."

  1. The Swinging Method (Solo Play):

As the baby, start by heading to the lowest pole located near the blue and orange boxes. Swing from pole to pole (6 in total) until you successfully swing through the hoop.


A True Gentleman

Win 5 Games as Daddy or Baby wearing a Top Hat

Go to character customization and wear the top hat. Win 5 games wearing it.
After your first win with the top hat, you will also unlock the monocle.

Attempted vehicular infanticide (Remake)

Run a baby over with a lawnmower (Remake)

The easiest to do this achievement is with 2. Be the dad, the other is the baby.

Go outside and find the lawnmower on the side of the house. Run the baby over with the lawnmower.

Baby of The Year

Awarded when 365 Daddies have failed you as your father

Be the baby and die 365 times/win the game 365 times as the baby.

Baby's First (Remake)

Get your first win as a baby

Be the baby and win the game in the remake version of this game.

Baby's On Fire (hidden achievement)

AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

Be the Baby

Find the gasoline in the garage

Douse your body in gasoline

Crawl in to the fire of a candle

and buuuuuuuuuuuuurn baby burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrn!!!!

Champion of The House

Complete all the challenges

Go the 'challenges' in the menu and complete all the challenges.
You only need to do each challenge once for the achievement.


Child Prodigy

Player 50 Notes on the Toy Piano

Be the baby or the dad.

Find the Piano in the babyroom


Press a key 50 times. Don't do this to fast or the achievement won't unlock.
This will also unlock the fedora hat

Choked on Balls

Choke on at least 2 Pool Balls

Play as the baby

Head to the basement, where you'll find a pool table. Jump onto the pool table, grab a billiard ball and eat it. Continue by eating a few more billiard balls. Slowly choke to death, the achievement should unlock after that.

You can access the basement either from the living room through the door on the stairs or from the side of the house through the storm/cellar doors.

Daddy Belongs in the Kitchen

Cook 25 Steaks

I recommend you do this achievement while doing ‘Daddy Challenges’ or ‘The Great Dadlympics’

Get the frying pan from the sink and place it on the stove. The message 'Chore Started' will pop up.
Turn the button to put the stove on, it will light up.
Take the raw steak from the fridge, there will be 4 each game.
Place it in the frying pan. Cook it till it’s brown.
Cook 25 steaks in total.

Daddy let me drown

Drown 25 Times

Be the baby.

Go to the pool and jump in.

Drown and die.

Do this 25 times.

Daddy That Kills People

Stab other Dad players 25 times

You need 2 dads in family gathering. Be one of the dads. Find a knife (they spawn random) and stab the other dad(s). Stab him 25 times.

Dad of The Year

Awarded when 365 Babies live to see their mother another day

Be the Dad and win 365 times.

Deez buffs make me go nuts (Remake)

Have 5 unique buffs at once (Remake)

Be the dad or the baby. Go to the fridge, eat and drink fast random items (like the raw chicken, milk, soda, water, ...). Eventually you'll will activate 5 unique buffs at the same time and the achievement will unlock.

You have to be quick since the buffs only last a few seconds.

Dirty Daddy

Play with the "Strange Rubber Object"

You find the strange rubber object in the bedroom drawer
Pick it up.
It will also unlock an hat

Disobedient (hidden achievement)

You ignored the note

Play as dad.

Head to the attic by opening the wooden square in the ceiling located in the living room.

In the attic, look for the television with the note that reads 'do not plug in.' Take the plug from this TV and insert it into the power outlet, which you also can find inside the attic.


Doctor Daddy

Administer 25 Pills to Sick Babies

The easiest to do this achievement is with 2. One is the dad, the other is the baby.

The baby needs to be first sick. Drink something toxic like: bleach, window cleaner, soap or eat batteries.


If you are the dad, get pills and feed them to the baby while he is sick. Don’t be slow otherwise the baby will die.
Do this 25 times.
The pills spawn randomly. You can find them on the tables, cabinets, drawers etc.

Dug Straight Down

Fall into the lava

Be the baby and choose the Baby Daddy Academy map.

Crawl through the hole in the wall and pick up the shovel.
Use the shovel to dig your way out of the fenced area. Explore the yard and circle around the building until you discover a patch of rubbish on the ground. Dig with the shovel once more till you are in some kind of 'dirt basement' underneath the building.
Once you're under the building, locate another dirt patch against a wall, and dig down again. This will lead you to a pit where you can let yourself fall into the lava and unlock the achievement.

Escape lookout cove (hidden achievement)

Dig out Lookout Cove

I recommend to do this one together with the Dug Straight Down achievement

Be the baby and choose the Baby Daddy Academy map.

Crawl through the hole in the wall and pick up the shovel.

Use the shovel to dig your way out of the fenced area. Once it's removed, the achievement should unlock.

Fruit Based

Feed 25 Fruits to Babies

The easiest to do this achievement is with 2. One is the dad, the other is the baby.

The dad needs to feed the baby 25 fruits.

There is a fruit bowl on the kitchen counter with 5 fruits.

When you are the dad, feed the baby all the fruits from the bowl. Do this 5 times till you gave 25 in total.


This will also unlock the straw hat

Ice Ice Baby (hidden achievement)

Die in the fridge

Be the Baby

Go to the fridge and go IN the fridge.


Close the door otherwise it won't work. You will start to turn blue and die.
After you died, you will also unlock the ice cube hat.

I'm your daddy (Remake)

Win your first Daddy Game

Be the dad and win the game in the remake version of this game

Imma powder out (hidden achievement)

inhaled too much baby powder

Be the baby and drop the babies health down to 10.

Grab the baby powder at the top of the white cube shelves in the baby's room.

Make a long powder line, make sure to empty the bottle (no powder comes out anymore). Sniff the line so the baby dies.

Lawn daddy

Mow 80% of the lawn

Play as the dad. You can put the play time on 99 to make this achievement easier.

Go outside and find the lawnmower on the side of the house. Begin by mowing the grass around the entire yard, both in the front and back of the house. Your goal is to reach 80% completion on the grass counter displayed in the top left corner of the screen. Once you reach this target, the achievement will unlock.

Life's A Bleach

Drink 50 gallons of bleach

Be the baby and drinks bleach 50 times.

There is always bleach in the cabinet of the living room, in the kitchen and in the pink room with the wasmachines.

Make a fish your dish (hidden achievement)

You ate the fish.

Find the fish bowl. Break it to get the fish. The fish will start to flop around. Grab it and eat the fish.

To make it yourself easier, start a solo game and edit the item selection to none. Only select the fishbowl. That makes the fishbowl the only spawnable item on the map.

One Last Goodbye

Be looking at your son as he dies

For me the achievement unlocked while I was trying to do the 'sneaky baby' achievement.

Pan head

Get hit in the head with a pan

You can achieve this alone, play as the dad.

In the kitchen, you'll find a frying pan on the stove.

Pick it up, then look up at the ceiling. Throw the pan upward and maneuver yourself beneath it. You'll know you've succeeded when it knocks you out. I had to do it 3 times till the achievement unlocked.

Played with balls (hidden achievement)

Did you have fun?

Be the dad and go to the babies room. You will find marbles on the ground and a structure near it.


The marble ball needs to drop into the top hole of the structure. Once the ball gets to the bottom the achievement will unlock.

Plumber's Apprentice (Remake)

Use a plunger to unclog a clogged toilet. (Remake)

Be the dad and go to the bathroom next to the kitchen.

Open the lid and seat of the toilet. Throw random stuff in the toilet (like the toilet roll, shampoo bottles, candle, etc) until it's full.

Close both lids and grab the plunger next to the toilet.

Flush the toilet, it will start to flood, be quick and open the toilet up and start to plunge. After a few seconds the achievement should unlock.

Psycho Daddy

Eat 25 pieces of trash while enhanced with the Breaking Dad Power Up

Be the Dad.

Take pills (they spawn random in drawers, cabinets, on tables etc.) and microwave them for 20min.

(20min on the microwave not ingame time or real time)

After 20min of microwaving, the pills will have a green sparkle, eat them.
You will become green
Now eat the trash out of the trashcan.

Eat 25 trash in total.

Aftter you did this, you will also unlock the gas mask.

Ready For Daddyhood

Win a game without letting your baby get below 90% health

The easiest to do this, is when the baby stays full health and the dad wins.
I recommend you do this with 2.

You can always check the health of the baby:

Riding Dirty (Remake)

Drink daddy drinks while driving baby car (Remake)

Be the dad.

Grab some alcohol (Daddy Drinks) from the small mini bar upstairs. Pick one and go with it outside to the baby car.


Go in the baby car and drive it around while drinking the daddy drink (at the same time).

Ready for the Big Leagues

Score on the basketball net

Be the dad.

Head to the basement, where you'll find a basketball and a hoop. Grab the ball, position it above the hoop, and then drop it through the net.

You can access the basement either from the living room through the door in the stairs or from the side of the house through the storm/cellar doors.


The achievement should unlock.

This is not how you play Slip and Die

Rode the slip and die, then died. (Baby only)!

Be the baby and drop your health to 10 or less.


Go outside trough the front door of the house. On the left there is a slip and die inflatable. On the right side of it there is a way to enter it.
Launch yourself and hit a car so you die.

Toasted

Secure a win by dropping a plugged-in toaster into water

Be the baby. Grab the toaster from the kitchen. Go to the bathroom next to the kitchen with the toaster. Plug the toaster in the power outlet.


Trow the toaster in the tub.
Go in the tub and fill it with water.
Die from explosion

Turn a rat into a snack (Remake) (hidden achievement)

Follow the squeaks (Remake)

Be the dad or the baby and eat the rat.

The rat can be found inside vents in the garage / close next to the front door of the house. Remove the vent and go inside.

The rat moves around randomly. Once you see it,grab it and than eat it.

What's Cooking?

Good babies don't burn themselves

I am not sure how I got this achievement exactly.
I think I got it while doing the hidden: Baby's on fire achievement.

If you are the baby and burn yourself on the stove or in the oven, this achievement will unlock too.
You don’t need to close the oven.

You are what you eat

eat at least 100 hotdogs

This achievement counts across multiple games.

Be the dad and go to the fridge. Eat the hotdogs.The 12 pack hotdogs does count as 12 hotdogs eaten.

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