Dark Fiber List of Sounds

Dark Fiber servers play a sound clip when you type a number from 1-1009 in the in-game chat. This guide includes a partial list of those sound clips and explains how to toggle all sounds on and off.

The information in this guide also applies to any server with the Dark Fiber Sound Pack and an accompanying minqlx plugin installed. For example: Instagib FFA || New York

Also explained here is how you can explore the DF sound pack that is on your PC right now. The sound pack includes lots of audio clips and end-game music that never get played on the servers.

I made this list years ago for personal use using the method described here and found the time to share it. Nerd, I know. It's not complete or well formatted but that may change in the future.

Leave a comment with any sounds you'd like to see added to the list!

FOR GOOD AND NOT EVIL!
no spam please

• While playing QL, press SHIFT+TAB on your keyboard to bring up the steam overlay
  
• Click the GUIDES button and search for this guide
  
• Browse sounds using the guide index or press CTRL+F to search for a sound
  
• Press SHIFT+TAB again or ESC to close the steam overlay

Type the following command in the in-game chat or console to toggle sounds on or off.

Muting a player who is spamming sounds will not stop their sounds from being played by the server. The only (passive) solution is to disable all sounds for yourself using the chat command above.

• Join a Dark Fiber server or subscribe to the Dark Fiber Sound Pack linked below
  
• All audio files are Ogg format so a compatible media player such as VLC is required

https://www.videolan.org/vlc/

1. Locate the sound pack on your computer at the path listed above
   
2. Make a copy of DarkFiber.pk3 and paste it somewhere like your Desktop
   
3. Rename the file to DarkFiber.zip replacing the .pk3 file extension with .zip
   
4. Unzip the DarkFiber.zip archive and browse it's content

Some archive utilities, like 7-zip[www.7-zip.org] for example can browse and extract pk3 archives as-is without the need to rename them first as described in step 3 above.

This same method can be used to view the content of any Quake Live pk3 workshop item on your PC, such as custom maps and other interesting things.

Workshop items are downloaded to your PC when you join a QL server, and as needed by the game. Items can also be downloaded by subscribing to them in the QL Workshop. The items are downloaded to the following directory on a default install of Steam. Workshop items are organized in this directory by their ID number.
The game ID for Quake Live in Steam is: 282440
The workshop ID for the Dark Fiber Sound Pack is: 830745553

We can find the ID number for any workshop item in it's URL on the steam community website.
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=830745553

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=830745553

1 - Yes

2 - No

3 - I need food

4 - Somebody pass the wood

5 - Gold please

6 - Gimme some stone

7 - Ehhhhhh

8 - Your attempts are futile

9 - Woohoo yeah woo hoo

10 - Hey, I’m in your town

11 - *audience unhappy reaction*

12 - Join me

13 - I don’t think so

14 - Start the game already

15 - Who's the man

16 - Attack them now

17 - *laugh - deep boastful*

18 - I am weak please don’t kill me

19 - *laugh - tiny annoying*

20 - I just got some, satisfaction

21 - Hey, nice town

22 - We will not tolerate this behavior

23 - Get out

24 - Dag gum!

25 - Aww yeah

26 - It’s coming right for us! *boom*

27 - Asian culture has… plagued our fragile earth for many years, we must end i- Excellent
A minus!

28 - My uncle says that smoking crack is kinda cool

29 - Well Stan, you wanna know what I think? What? Pffffft

30 - Oh I’m sorry children but pig and elephant DNA just won’t splice, haven’t you ever heard that song by Loverboy? *song - pig & elephant dna*

31 - Man there’s nothing worse than getting all drunk and waking up next to a pig, or a big fat
elephant

32 - Go I say go away boy ya bother me

33 - *song - I feel good*

34 - Help me wilbur

35 - I'll get you my pretty, and your little dog too, ahahahaha

36 - Ohh wee ohh Yoo hoo

37 - And now ladies and gentlemen, let's get ready to rumble!

38 - You’re despicable

39 - Buttmunch

40 - *laugh - echoing horror*

41 - I'll be back

42 - the following program is intended for mature audiences

43 - Help help somebody save me, heeeelp

44 - Running away won't save ya

45 - Red alert, battle stations

46 - Great hornytoads

47 - Don’t worry I’m not gonna hurt you *whip cracks, screams*

48 - *laugh - cartoony*

49 - I do not think you realize the gravity of your situation

50 - *song - bad to the bone*

51 - Any more impudence and it’ll be your head on the block

52 - You are an idiot, ha ha ha ha ha ah hahaha

53 - Hey bud what’s your problem

54 - Hey this is great man

55 - *song - is there anybody out there*

56 - This Sucks

57 - *song - trumpet fanfare*

58 - There’s something screwy around here

59 - *gong* You rang?

60 - We must plan for tomorrow night. Why, what are we going to do tomorrow night? The same thing we do every night Pinky, try to take over the world!

61 - When 900 years old you reach, look as good you will not

62 - Game over man

63 - Follow me

64 - Help you I can, yes mmm

65 - Houston we have a problem

66 - Nowwwww the real game begins

67 - Death awaits you all with nasty big pointy teeth

68 - Fascinating, but quite impossible

69 - I knew I shoulda taken that left turn at Albuquerque

70 - Now we see the violence inherent in the system, shut up!

71 - People of earth, your attention please

72 - Thank you mister know it all

73 - I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and I’m all outta bubblegum

74 - *tarzan yell*

75 - Badges, we ain't got no badges

76 - You see we're on a mission from god

77 - I’ve fallen and I can’t get up

78 - I’ll bite your legs off

79 - Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries

80 - I fart in your general direction

81 - You tiny brained wipers of other people's bottoms

82 - Now go away or I will taunt you a second time

83 - Go away

84 - You're a loony

85 - Piss off

86 - You stupid bastard

87 - Weirdo

88 - Consult the book of armaments

89 - All right all right, we’ll kill him first…

90 - What are you gonna do, bleed on me?

91 - Oh Lord, bless this thy hand grenade...

92 - I'm invincible

93 - You haven’t given us time to hide

94 - None shall pass

95 - Suicide squad, attack!

96 - Anybody else feel like a little… giggle

97 - Wait till Biggus Dickus hears of this

98 - Run away run away

99 - Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who

100 - I got a peculiar feeling that puddy tat is up to something

101 - Sir, blame it on your ISP

102 - Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen

103 - I find your lack of faith disturbing

104 - I think it is time we demonstrated the full power of this station

105 - If you only knew the power of the dark side

106 - If you strike me down I will only become more powerful that you can imagine

107 - It is pointless to resist

108 - There is no escape, don’t make me destroy you

109 - *laugh - Jabba the Hutt*

110 - *laugh - Yoda*

111 - R2 says the chances of survival are 725:1

112 - Move the fleet away from the Death Star

113 - Hmmm

114 - When 900 years old you reach, look as good you will not

115 - You may fire when ready

116 - You must learn the ways of the force

117 - You should not have come back

118 - Sell crazy someplace else, we’re all stocked up here

119 - There's nothing you can do about it, cause I'm a mad man!

120 - Rock and Roll!

121 - Oh I’m so scared

122 - You’re getting pretty ambitious aren’t ya?

123 - I believe this is going to be our finest hour

124 - You made a mistake, it was entirely unacceptable

125 - Are you still there?

126 - Eww that's gotta hurt!

127 - Buckle up bonehead cuz you’re going for a ride

128 - You boy are arrogant hot tempered and entirely too bold…I like that, reminds me of me

129 - You know what I mean by assaulted huh? Well I mean assaulted!

130 - That’s it let’s do it I’m ready

131 - You know, you could put somebody's eye out with that thing

132 - How we doin? Same as always. That bad huh?

133 - Now witness the firepower of the fully armed and operational battlestation

134 - It is useless to resist

135 - If you only knew the power of the dark side

136 - Don’t make me destroy you

137 - That's impossible, even for a computer

138 - I better get outta here while the getting’s good

139 - Well blow me down

140 - Oww my biscuits are burning…

141 - Oh boy that sounds good

142 - Watch it buster!

143 - A guy could get killed out there in the country will all them guns going off

144 - Kiss my curvy butt goodbye

145 - Mother said there’d be days like this

146 - Come on now don’t be bashful

147 - My aren’t we touchy today

148 - Hey come here, I got something good for ya, come on

149 - What’s going on around here, what’s the big idea

150 - *laugh - Donald Duck*

151 - Fear clutches my breast

152 - *laugh - Dr. Evil*

153 - Allow myself to introduce myself… my name is Ritchie Cunningham

154 - Austin Powers, Danger is my middle name

155 - Come Mr. Bigglesworth *meow*

156 - Au contraire baby, I think you can’t resist me

157 - I shall call him… Mini Me

158 - I’m going to go back to the 60’s and steal Austin Powers mojo

159 - I’m gonna get you Austin Powers

160 - Isn’t that what being an international man of mystery is all about?

161 - I’ve been a frickin evil doctor for 30 frikin years okay

162 - Mr. President in 12 hours I will destroy Washington DC with this giant laser

163 - Oh behave, yeah yeah baby

164 - Oh groovy baby yeah

165 - I think you’re shagadelic baby, you’re switched on, you’re smashing

166 - Smashing baby

167 -This sorta thing ain’t my bag baby

168 - Why make trillions when we could make… billions?

169 - You’re shagadelic, Oh behave, yeah yeah baby

170 - Ho Ho very funny

171 - Come on quit stalling

172 - Now look it, I say look here!

173 - Yes sir, excited

174 - I still got the touch

175 - Heavens to murgatroyd

176 - Hey come here, I got something good for ya, come on

177 - Come on now let’s get this over, you bunch back in the war!

178 - Well now don’t you bet your life on it

179 - Cool

180 - You must play me again

181 - *unintelligible*

182 - You poor little man, did I hurt you with my naughy gun?

183 - *song - trumpet fanfare*

184 - Morons, I’ve got morons on my team

185 - Well, you know it could be worse

186 - What do we do now, soldier?

187 - Now listen to me, I beg of you not to do this thing

188 - Set a spell, take your shoes off, y’all come back now ya hear?

189 - That’s hitting low

190 - Hot dog!

191 - You gonna do something or just stand there and bleed?

192 - No no don’t do that, If you shoot him you’ll just make him mad

193 - Come on now let’s get this over, you bunch back in the war!

194 - What’s it like knowing you’re about to die

195 - What’s it like knowing you’re about to die

196 - When it comes to chowing down on a real man, you’re quite the little wussy aren’t ya

197 - I don’t think I can cope with anymore of this, I think I’ll just go have a little lie down
somewhere

198 - You’ll be fun to break

199 - I’m homing in on the signal’s origin

200 - I’m afraid that’s something I cannot allow to happen

201 - By your command

202 - Bye bye boys, have fun storming the castle. Think it’ll work? It’ll take a miracle… Bye!

203 - Now let’s see if you can defend yourself, you sweat from a baboon's balls

204 - What we’ve got here, is failure to communicate

205 - I mean bailing

206 - Just about blown the doors off that place

207 - *southern gibberish*

208 - The fellow to mother’s immediate left, let go with what I’d estimate to be a 48 second fart

209 - How dare you, sit there and do a thing like that before my wife here

210 - Well there's no question that these men were sportsmen

211 - Throw me a frickin bone here, I’m the boss, need the info

212 - Can you remind me what I pay you people for, honestly throw me a bone here

213 - Now you listen to me mister, I don’t know who the hell you think you are or what you’re doing, but you just destroyed a building

214 - He wants a challenge, let’s give him one

215 - *song - taps*

216 - *chainsaw revving*

217 - Sir, one more outburst I will strangle you with my microphone wire, do you understand me?

218 - Keep it up you’ll be carrying your face home in a doggy bag

219 - *snoring*

220 - Oh yeah

221 - Eh I could pull a better cartoon outta my a- hey whoa wasn't that great kids?

222 - Ha ha ha ha ha

223 - Ahhhhhhhhhhh!

224 - *baby cry*

225 - Always two there are, a master and an apprentice

226 - At last we will have revenge

227 - Begin landing your troops

228 - This is a battle I do not think that we can win

229 - We must do something quick

230 - Wipe them out, all of them

231 - You must contact me

232 - Yousa people gonna die?

233 - Thank you for coming, I’ll see you in hell

234 - I’ll bash you good

235 - Huh, computers can do that!?

236 - Craaaaaaaaaaaaap

237 - All right, yo yo yo yo

238 - I can’t believe it, I just don’t believe it

239 - I can’t take it anymore

240 - That’s right, he can be taught

241 - Ah ah ah ah ah

242 - Is your house on fire Clark? No Bethany those are Christmas lights…

243 - Your armies are too close to my city

244 - Charge!

245 - *song - red alert*

246 - What's the matter with you people I was joking, don’t you know a joke when you hear one?
Ah ha ha ha ha

247 - *song - Twilight Zone Theme Song*

248 - Here I come to save the day

249 - I feel I must apologize for the conduct of my nation in the war

250 - Always look on the bright side of life

251 - are you gonna bark all day or are you gonna bite

252 - Please please you’ve got to help me, I don't want to die, I’ve got so much to give, I want
more time

253 - You are an impudent fool

254 - You have the manners of a goat and you smell like a donkey

255 - I specifically said no geeks

256 - We attack tomorrow, under cover of daylight, it’s the last thing they’ll be expecting

257 - Won't you let me live, won’t you pleeease

258 - *kung fu sounds*

259 - It was not what I wanted!

260 - Why you little maggots, you make me want to vomit!

261 - I have failed because you have not helped me

262 - Sir Yes Sir!

263 - What is your major malfunction numbnuts?

264 - What are you waiting for, come on, come on

265 - Hooah!

266 - What are you? some kinda doomsday machine boy?

267 - Come on come on, kill me I'm here kill me, come on kill me I’m here!

268 - When boy, when are you gonna get your act together?

269 - Tell me where the rest of your men are hiding

270 - Very well, if that’s the way you want to play it

271 - Such ingratitude after all the times I’ve saved your life

272 - SHUT UP!

273 - *laugh - Mr. Burns*

275 - *laugh - Beavis & Butthead*

276 - You’re not as stupid as I thought

277 - This game has gone on long enough

278 - Enough talk, let's get on with it

279 - You're a bumbling inept fool

280 - Crude and slow clansman, your attack was no better than that of a clumsy child

281 - France has fallen!

282 - Long live France!

283 - You have one more chance, apologize and resign

284 - Never interrupt your enemy when he’s making a mistake, that’s bad manners eh

285 - We have to face facts, the war is lost

286 - You never meant to keep your word, you have no honor, you’re a cheat, and a liar!

287 - Is that all that interests you, gold?

288 - I now formally request your assistance, in fighting these enemies of the empire

289 - Oh you learn quickly, that’s good, I like that

290 - We have won battles, against armies, now one man defeats all my knights

291 - The king must not engage in single combat

292 - Move aside, this is the king's road!

293 - That is a wild boast, you lack a knights humility

294 - I have never met my match in joust or duel

295 - Prove your worth in the test of arms under the eyes of God

296 - Yield sir, I have the advantage

297 - Run home to your mother boy

298 - The quest knights have failed, they’re all dead

299 - A most excellent idea sire

300 - We won! Victory!

301 - To the death!

302 - *braveheart speech*

303 - You are outmatched, you have no heavy cavalry

304 - Scottish rebels have routed one of my garrisons and murdered the noble lord

305 - We must not divide our forces

306 - We've beaten the english, but they'll come back

307 - Our entire northern army is annihilated

308 - Who is this that speaks to me as though I needed his advice?

309 - I am skilled in the arts of war and military tactics sire

310 - *song - bagpipe solo*

311 - *song - bagpipe group*

312 - *song - trumpet fanfare*

313 - *song - drums*

314 - *song - 20th century fox*

315 - You are under my orders sir

316 - Before god and this assembly I do freely forgive those who have warred against me

317 - Just what the heck do you think you’re doing

318 - Does this mean we're not friends anymore?

319 - Hail to the king baby

320 - Back off or there will be trouble

321 - Face me coward

322 - We’re taking this place over

323 - I’m growing impatient

324 - Bring it on

325 - Time... to play

326 - I’m just curious why am I so good

327 - They found us, run for it

328 - Do it now

329 - I’m gonna have to open up a can of whoop-ass on ya now

330 - I'm French, why do you think I have this outrageous accent, you silly king

331 - We are the knights who say, Ni

332 - Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. You tiny brained wipers
of other people's bottoms.Now go away or I will taunt you a second time

333 - Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya, you kill my father, prepare to die

334 - You mean, you’ll put down your rook and I’ll put down my sword and we’ll try to kill each
other like civilized people?

335 - Inconceivable!

336 - Who are you? I’m no one to be trifled with, that is all you ever need know

337 - Ready the catapults, by god let’s give em what for!

338 - *song - meow mix by homer*

339 - Oooh that's bad

340 - D'oh! oh... okay

341 - Hello

342 - Shut Up

343 - Alright that's the last straw, time to take out the trash

344 - I suddenly remembered my Charlemagne, let my armies be the rocks and the trees and
the birds in the sky

345 - I don’t think I’m quite familiar with that phrase. I’ll explain, and I’ll use small words so that
you’ll be sure to understand, you warthog-faced buffoon.

346 - You tell your king William Wallace will not be ruled, nor will any scot while I live

347 - Our situation has not improved

348 - At last we meet for the first time for the last time

349 - You're going down

350 - Hay hey hey hey hey

351 - I am the lord of the dance

352 - Pull up your pants

353 - Relax

354 - Sorry

355 - What the hell were you thinkin

356 - You're welcome

357 - Hey bud what’s your problem

358 - Of course you know, this means war

359 - Ho ho very funny, ha ha it is to laugh

360 - You bastards!

361 - D'oh!

362 - Eat my shorts

363 - *gong*

364 - Impressive

365 - It’s not wise to upset a wookie

366 - Our base is under attack

367 - *coughing*

368 - You are making me so angry

369 - Stop fighting back it's not fair

370 - The cavalry should be coming directly

371 - Hey we didn't do nothin to you

372 - You’re not talking to me are ya?

373 - I am so screwed

374 - Can't do this to me I'm a legend

375 - Sweet mother of god what is the hold up!?

376 - I'm dangerous, I'm very very dangerous!

377 - Maybe we got em demoralized

378 - That's it man, game over man, game over

379 - It’s game time

380 - Let’s rock!

381 - Go ahead, make my day

382 - Go ahead and run, run home any cry to mama

383 - You’ve just been erased

384 - Alrighty then!

385 - I'm warning you, I'm seriously stressed out here

386 - How could I have been so careless?

387 - You're still here? It's over, go home, go

388 - Had to open up some whoop-ass

389 - Looks like they’re preparing an invasion

390 - Who's the man, huh!? Who's the man!?

391 - Excellent

392 - No Way!

393 - Hey don’t worry I can handle it

394 - Now this really pisses me off to no end

395 - I was born ready

396 - I'll bite your legs off

397 - You don't frighten us english pig dogs

398 - Bring out your dead

399 - Think you could out-celver us french folk with your silly knees bent running about...

400 - I wave my privates at your aunties...

401 - Mind your own business

402 - I don’t wanna talk to you no more you...

403 - Beep Beep Beep Beep Yeah

404 - You slave driver, now what do you want

405 - Whoa somebody was up late

406 - You again? Don't you have a life?!

407 - Well isn't that special

408 - Leave that to me

409 - Have you lost your mind?!

410 - Attention, emergency, all personnel must evacuate immediately

411 - Uh oh

412 - Aww crap!

413 - Let me go, no get em!

414 - There is no cause for alarm

415 - A communications disruption can mean only one thing, invasion

416 - There seems to be no sign of intelligent life anywhere

417 - I just want you to know that even though you tried to terminate me, revenge is not an idea
we promote on my planet...

418 - I think we better split up, good idea yeah we can do more damage that way

419 - Red leader standing by, gray leader standing by, green leader standing by...

420 - I wish you could just shut your big YAPPER!

421 - Oh indeedly doodly

422 - Woo hoo!

423 - *laugh - Krusty the clown*

424 - Come get some

425 - Argh you little bastards

426 - *scream - Owww*

427 - Man, you are one pathetic loser

428 - Denied!

429 - I only have one rule, everyone fights no one quits

430 - I believe he said he had to go pee

431 - We're gonna be cool

432 - I am cornholio, I have no bunghole

433 - This is the coolest thing I have ever seen

434 - Fire fire!

435 - Are you threatening me?

436 - No chance, english bedwetting types

437 - Ooo the brittans

438 - None shall pass

439 - This kind of behavior was totally uncalled for

440 - Are you ready for a war? Yeaaaah!

441 - I hate you

442 - We must plan for tomorrow night. Why, what are we going to do tomorrow night? The
same thing we do every night Pinky, try to take over the world!

443 - Nea what’s up doc?

444 - Just tell me mister, what fraternity would pledge a... man like you

445 - From now on your delta tau kai name is... weasel

446 - Eh from now on your name is mothball

447 - Kroger, your delta tau kai name is... pinto. Why pinto? Why not!

448 - What’s my delta tau kai name? Dorfman, I’ve given this a lot of thought, from now on your
name is flounder.

449 - You’ll go and sit in front of the TV and eat cheesy poofs, assmaster!

450 - I am a cop and you will respect my authoritah

451 - Beefcake! Beefcake! Beefcake!

452 - Hey, I don’t have to take that kinda crap from you scrawny weaklings

453 - Revenge is so very very sweet

454 - Screw you hippy

455 - *song - Kyle's mom is a ♥♥♥♥♥*

456 - Okay, everybody get in a line so I can whoop all your ass

457 - That’s it now I’m all pissed off, take that hippies

458 - Death awaits you all, with big pointy teeth

459 - All right all right, we’ll kill him first…

460 - What are you gonna do, bleed on me?

461 - Oh Lord, bless this thy hand grenade...

462 - Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who

463 - You're a Looney

464 - Go away!

465 - Running away won’t save ya!

466 - I mean wouldn’t ya think they could find some other place to put a building

467 - Oh no thanks are necessary my good man, I was just doing my duty

468 - There’s something screwy around here

469 - All right, let’s see ya try that again

470 - I like him, he’s crazy

471 - Hankering for trouble eh?

472 - You wouldn’t dare

473 - Look, gimme a chance can’t ya

474 - All right, enough is enough, this is the final very very last straw

475 - I've never been so humiliated in all my life

476 - Would it be too much to ask if we could make up our minds, hmm?

477 - Okay have it your way

478 - Hey psst, whoever's in charge here

479 - Quick quick save me pal

480 - You're despicable

481 - Huh didn’t think I could do it did ya

482 - Ain't you got nothing better to do

483 - It’ll take him all day to figure this one out

484 - Oh you again

485 - Yeah mister wise guy, now you’re gonna get it

486 - I cannot fight no more against such genius

487 - Nowwwww the real game begins

488 - I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and I’m all outta bubblegum

489 - And now ladies and gentlemen, let's get ready to rumble!

490 - I'll be back

491 - Hey this is great man

492 - This sucks

493 - Houston we have a problem

494 - We came, we saw we kicked its ass!

495 - Frankly son, you frighten me

496 - You're mocking me aren't you?

497 - Don't even think about it cowboy

498 - We come in peace and you blatantly defy that peace

499 - Come on gimme a break

500 - *scream - Ahhhh*

501 - You weak pathetic fool

502 - *song - Bad to the bone*

503 - I would not do such things if I were you

504 - Leave me alone

505 - Do you feel lucky punk

506 - When my work is finished I’m coming back for you

507 - Citizen, I’ve fought in many cities in my day and this one is up there with the best

508 - I’ll teach you to come near my city, I eat people like you for breakfast

509 - What would you do with a brain if you had one?

510 - Oww! Get your ass to Jail! Hey what the hell are you doing, you can’t do that! Oww oww!

511 - You have made me very angry, very angry indeed

512 - Hello operator, give me the number for 911

513 - Warning Warning

514 - Who's the brains of this outfit? Uhhh... - My point exactly

515 - Wussy wussy wussy

516 - You know sometimes I feel like you guys don't want me to take over the world

517 - I seem to have died, is that ok?

518 - Boy the potential for something to happen is very high right now

519 - There’s about a 1 in 4 chance we’re gonna come out of this alive

520 - I can be your best friend or your worst enemy

521 - *song - classical melody*

522 - *song - classical melody*

523 - *song - classical melody*

524 - *song - classical melody*

525 - *song - western theme*

526 - Identify yourself

527 - Over? Did you say, over? Nothing is over until we decide it is!

528 - The women, how much for the women?

529 - My advice to you, start drinking heavily

530 - Let's go let’s go I'm bored let's go

531 - That has already happened once, it must never never happen again

532 - Retreat is no longer an option

533 - Now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb

534 - The force will be with you, always

535 - Might I have the pleasure of your name, before I have you run through

536 - Help help! I'm being repressed!

537 - I saw a pale horse, a pale rider upon it. The name of the horse was pestilence, the name of
the rider was death

538 - Cha! And monkeys might fly out of my butt!

539 - Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?

540 - Boring!

541 - Where are you going? Into the forbidden zone

542 - Do you want to go one-on-one with the great one?

543 - Very shagadelic

544 - Smashing, baby!

545 - They're always after me lucky charms

546 - Throw me a frickin bone here!

547 - Look what you did to Mr. Bigglesworth! Meow!

548 - *song - James Bond Theme* (1:44)

549 - You may think I’m beaten but I’m not. I still have my sword. I’ll take you and your whole
army myself with my- wait, my sword where is it? Aarrg!

550 - Here they come, fire!

551 - Shut Up and go and change your armor

552 - Alright we’ll call it a draw

553 - I move for no man

554 - You fight with the strength of many men, sir knight

555 - Victory is mine! *bang* ...Ahh damn you all!

556 - Very well then, I order you to kill me at once!

557 - What are they paying you? I’ll double it, I’ll give you whatever you want. Money, women...
men?

558 - Gah useless every one of you! Fine, I’ll defend myself and to hell with all of you! Ahh I’ve
gone and soiled myself - are you happy now?

559 - Well well mother, we meet again!

560 - Time to be bad

561 - You behave little fella, you hear me?

562 - You will bow to me

563 - Forecast for tomorrow, a few sprinkles of genius with a chance of doom

564 - Oh very funny, now tell the one that doesn’t suck!

565 - Oh I think I’ll manage

566 - When the world is mine, your death shall be quick and painless

567 - How’s about shutting the hell up!?

568 - Silence! Ever since you two met you’ve done noting but wax idiotic!

569 - Show me the way to go home, everybody! I’m tired and I want to go to bed!

570 - Stop Mocking Me!

571 - They’re dead you know

572 - There’s treachery afoot

573 - Who the hell do you think you are?

574 - We're Doomed (C3PO)

575 - We seem to be made to suffer, it’s our lot in life

576 - Don't do that

577 - Don't touch me

578 - Nice try but I'm afraid you can't do that

579 - Oh my god

580 - Good ol fashioned diplomacy could get us out of this yet

581 - That was too easy

582 - I will be standing by to assist you if needed

583 - A warrior does not complain about physical discomfort

584 - You misunderstand me lad I’m not asking you I’m telling you; you’ve no choice

585 - I've been looking for you

586 - Oh no, we’re all doomed!

587 - Death stalks you at every turn. Ahh ahh there it is death! Aah death! Oh where were we?
Death!

588 - Are you mental?

589 - Not!

590 - I know your admiration for me is great, as it should be. But try to contain yourself.

591 - Begone! You have occupied my lands for far too long

592 - Bow when ready

593 - Draw arrows!

594 - Attack!

595 - You are a coward and a weakling, invading you will be a pleasure

596 - All must fall before the might and right of my cause. You shall be first

597 - Death? What do you all know about death?

598 - Good luck... you're gonna need it

599 - Hello, yoo hoo, anybody here?

616 - It doesn't matter what your name is!

620 - TAPS

621 - Now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb

622 - Ethnic sounding song [00:56]

625 - You tried your best and you failed miserably

626 - Help (The Beatles)

631 - AOL welcome
632 - AOL goodbye

633, 634, 636, 637 - whhhaaaazaaaaaap!

642 - That was a coward's tactic

644 - All your base are belong to us
645 - ha ha ha
646 - All your base song
647 - Base base base base base base

657 - They may take our lives but they may never take our freedom

662 - I blow my nose at you... silly english knnnnigts
668 - Run away run away!

671 - You guys are dumber than a box of hair

676 - Go fly a kite

678 - I'm surrounded by idiots...
679 - insult

680 - You're living in a world of make-believe...

683 - Burp

684 - Oh that was painful wasn't it

689 - To start press any key, wheres the any key

692 - You just made a fatal mistake candy ass

697 - How can you people say I'm up tight do I look up tight?

707 - Boom

739 - Anyone else wany some!?

740 - I got me a time life set full of ass whoop over here

741 - Don't come here with that posh talk you stuck up twit

744 - Come on man!!

746 - Shut up or I'll positively kill you!

747 - Guns don't kill people, the government does

748 - I've got the powa [00:28]

749 - Hey man I'm right here you can say that sh1t to my face

752 - I was abused as a child

755 - Aww man?!

762 - Is this the right room for an argument?

763 - Is it wrong that I was totally arroused by that

765 - You want the as$hole of the year award?
766 - Pay attention boys I'll show you how it's done

760 - audience cheers

761 - Were putting that b1tch on ice

767 - Aye aye aye aye aye

770 - I have a feeling some bad stuff is about to go down

771 - You stupid ignorant son 0f a b1tch dumb bastard!

772 - Uh sir, I'm going to have to kick your ass

773 - My friend, don't be a jerk

775 - If i haven't told ya once... I'm the best there ever was...

776 - You have awakened my bunghole, now prepare to pay

777 - another one bites the dust

781 - boy, what in the hells the matter with you?

784 - Oh my got we're burning alive

792 - you guys wanna compare wieners or what
797 - Looks like a dog that got hit by a car and didn't die

798 - oohh you're hurting me

801 - Welcome to my nightmare

803 - Daaaaaoo Daaaaaeeeooo

804 - YES OH YES CAN YA FEEL THAT BUDDY

806 - I am Iron Man

807 - It's good to be king of your own little town

810 - Get away from me you stupid idiot

813 - My name is Kiiiiiiiiiiiid rock

814 - Little pig little pig let me in

816 - Evil, evil is his one and only name

817 - How many people want to kick some ass
818 - I do I do

824 - 3 Stooges

830 - I'm a loooser

833 - I'm bigger than you I'm higher in the food chain

839 - We are the champions [00:25]

841 - Ohh help we're being brainwashed

847 - Well la-di-freakin-da!

848 - I'm mad as hell

849 - let me pull that stick out your ass

851 - No more Mr. Nice Guy

853 - Well this whole place sucks

856 - the right not to be an as$hole...

857 - I want the truth
858 - You can't handle the truth

864 - I'm getting disturbed by all THE SHOUTING!

866 - I see dead people

868 - Major As$hole
869 - His cousin? He's and as$hole too sir
870 - How many as$holes we got on this ship
871 - I knew it I'm surrounded by as$holes
872 - Keep firing as$holes

881 - I'm sorry, this is what comes from living under a nazi regime

887 - where is your honor dirt bag, you're an absolute disgrace

888 - farewell my friends

896 - War, Huh, Yeah, what is it good for
897 - Absolutely nothing

916 - Ha ha ha ha ha ha

917 - wow, you're amazing dude
919 - Hey Mr. Donut Head who's trying to kill ya
920 - Did you ever find bugs bunny attractive

921 - T-Rex Roar

930 - HAHAHAHA You are too easy

933 - Oh I see, were playing prison rules huh

942 - Leeeeroy Jeeenkinss

950 - Oh That Sucks

953 - feel free to jump in anytime

955 - I can't take it any more

956 - We're doomed, goodbye Mr. Hat
958 - get on with it
959 - You go to hell and you die
964 - Revenge is so very very sweet

966 - Bad Boys Bad Boys Whatcha Gonna Do

967 - Flash, he's a miracle [00:38]

968 - Missed Me

971 - leave me alone

980 - angry gargling

988 - Hey it's him song [00:21]

1003-1007 - shiiiii1iiit