Death Notes Galore

Town of Salem★ 4 · 103 ratings2.2k views151 favorites6 min readby Audacious UndertakingUpdated 30 Sep, 2017View on Steam ↗

Introduction

A LONG TIME ago, I used to play Town of Salem very frequently. I still do, but.. In spurts. Anyway, I started gathering an arsenal of cool death notes to use for various roles. A lot of them were cool poems, some of which are now long forgotten. But there are still some I remembered or found online that I have decided to share with you guys! Enjoy!

All poems/excerpts that I do not own belong to their respective owners and I do not take credit.

Please note this is a WIP. If you have any witty, interesting, or funny death notes you would like to submit, please comment! I will credit you as well.

Town Roles

Veteran

Last night you snuck in my house, I was sleeping in bed. You drew your gun, shot at my head, But I turned around and slaughtered you instead. (Bonus) What's that, I hear? Ghostly voices in the air You were a towny, you say? War vets don't care.
(Self composed poem, based off of one I saw in a death note ages ago)
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Back in 'Nam we called fools like you the "Gad Dam Vietnamese"... and then we killed them.
(Submitted by: Stardac Returned)
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I'M HAVING 'NAM FLASHBACKS!
(Submitted by: =(FGR)=Sentinel)
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GET OFF MY LAWN!
(Submitted by: Frostbyte)
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YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE FOOL!
(Submitted by: Spongejack2)
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Jailor

Good morning. Today, we regret to inform you that D.E.A.T.H services have kicked in and (XXX) was executed for the following reason(s): ( ) Didn't claim ( ) Acted suspicious ( ) Confessed ( ) Other: If you have any complaints, redirect any messages to 1-800-MED. If you would like to be revived or believe this was a mistake, redirect your messages to 1-800-RET. Regards, The Jailor
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Vigilante

I don't care if you're a thug, use black magic, are a bloodsucking lunatic, or have a death wish. A nice, shiny bullet kills you just the same.
(Submitted by: =(FGR)=Sentinel)

MORE COMING SOON

Mafia Roles

Mafioso

Once you're in it you are in it for life, a pact made with your blood as a seal, they'll slaughter your family and your wife, for no one is exempt from the mafioso kill.
(I don't own this, it belongs to the person who composed it[sadly I do not have their name]. I used to have a self-composed Mafioso poem, but I lost it.)
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Mama, just killed a man Put a gun against his head Pulled my trigger, now he's dead Mama, life had just begun But now I've gone and thrown it all away
(Submitted by: =(FGR)=Sentinel - [Bohemian Rhapsody])
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Disguiser
Take comfort in knowing that I will use your powers in ways you could have never imagined.
(Got this one off of google.)
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Neutral Killing Roles

Arsonist

THIS GIRL IS ON FIRE! As well as the rest of the town.
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Kiss my Arseonist.
(Submitted by: YumYum)
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Sorry, dropped my mixtape.
(Submitted by: YumYum)
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Burn baby burn! Burn baby burn! Burn baby burn! Burn baby burn! Burnin'! To mass fires, yes! One hundred stories high People gettin' loose y'all gettin' down on the roof Do you hear? (The folks are flaming) Folks were screamin' out of control It was so entertainin' when the boogie started to explode I heard somebody say Burn baby burn! Disco inferno! Burn baby burn! Burn that mama down Burn baby burn! Disco inferno! Burn baby burn! Burn that mama down Burnin'!
(Submitted by: Illuminati Mafia)
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Hotter than the sun Feel my fire Pyromaniac: my desire Thought that you could see the truth 'Til I just burned down the booth Human Torch can’t ♥♥♥♥ with me Johnny Blaze (you can switch the name to whowever you want to mock :P) : Suspect B Strike 'em quick, lightning fast Melt them ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ down to ash Gasoline, kerosene Strike the match, ignite the scene ♥♥♥♥ will never be the same Feel the fury of my flame Beg for mercy: it won’t help Embrace the ending you were dealt Seems you ♥♥♥♥♥ will never learn Now sit back and watch me burn
(Submitted by: BananaBiscuit)
IT was a special pleasure to see things eaten, to see things blackened and changed. With the brass nozzle in his fists, with this great python spitting its venomous kerosene upon the world, the blood pounded in his head, and his hands were the hands of some amazing conductor playing all the symphonies of blazing and burning to bring down the tatters and charcoal ruins of history. With his symbolic helmet numbered 451 on his stolid head, and his eyes all orange flame with the thought of what came next, he flicked the igniter and the house jumped up in a gorging fire that burned the evening sky red and yellow and black. He strode in a swarm of fireflies. He wanted above all, like the old joke, to shove a marshmallow on a stick in the furnace, while the flapping pigeon-winged books died on the porch and lawn of the house.
(Submitted by: That Spooky Time Of Year)

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Werewolf

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?! It was me. I did.
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Beware of dog
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Bork Bork Bork Sorry if I gave you fleas... or ringworm.
(Submitted by: Stardac Returned)
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Needs salt.
(Submitted by: =(FGR)=Sentinel)
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Serial Killer

Hi Ho, Hi Ho, Off to kill I go! Hi Ho, Hi Ho, Off to jail I go! Hi Ho, Hi Ho, Up the steps I go! Hi Ho, Hi Ho, Down to hell I go!
(Submitted by: Matthew12303)
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(xxx) is a stupid name. Your name is now Jegs. Suck it Jegs.
(Submitted by: Stardac Returned)
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Here, hold my knife.
(Submitted by: =(FGR)=Sentinel)
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Etc.

These deathnotes can work with any role.

Death is the termination of all biological functions that sustain a living organism. Phenomena which commonly bring about death include biological aging (senescence), predation, malnutrition, suicide, homicide, starvation, dehydration, and accidents or trauma resulting in terminal injury.[1] Bodies of living organisms begin to decompose shortly after death.
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/( *-*)/ GLORIOUS (role) \(*-* )\
(Submitted by: Hairy Man)
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Conclusion

Thanks for viewing, folks! Let me know which death notes you liked the most! If you'd like to submit a death note, just drop a comment with the role and the death note itself! Be sure that you give credit if it's a borrowed poem or something. If it's an original death note, I'll be sure to credit you.

If you have any suggestions to change something or otherwise, leave a FRIENDLY comment. I do accept criticism but please try not to be too rude about it.

Happy lynching!

-Audacious Undertaking(pchaow)

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