Hardcore Horror Survivalist Grindset

I love this guide, but there is just one major problem with it. As a hardcore horror gamer and a hardcore horror lifer, I noticed something was wrong with step number 10 on the Guide for Horror Gamers ("SUICIDE BECAUSE YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE NIGHTMARES"). There is absolutely no reason to dedicate your life to horror if you are going to throw it all away. Rule #1 of being a hardcore horror survivalist is that you should perpetually be living through nightmares and trauma to maintain and/or significantly up your hardcore horror survivalist grindset. If there is no element of danger then you urgently need to place yourself into a dangerous or traumatic situation IMMEDIATELY. Every time you take the trash out; Every time you get food; Every time you turn the lights off; Every time you go to sleep; Every time you breath; Every time you pay your taxes; Every single moment of your existence should be a part of the ultimate horror experience. If you do not leave all of the doors and windows open when you go to sleep, then you are not a true horror fan. If you do not pick-up every suspicious hitchhiker you see while on a road-trip, then you are not a true horror fan. If you do not power-walk at night in the most dangerous suburb in the country, then you are not a true horror fan. Take this advice from a expert hardcore horror survivalist: What's the point in living if you can't die? Nothing. There is no justifiable reason to live life without the danger of losing said life. Now you shouldn't die, because that would end your hardcore horror survival streak, but you should very often almost die. I appreciate you taking the time to read this and I hope you've learned everything you need to know, but be aware that something was watching you this whole time; It should disappear as soon as you turn away.