How to be the Cop (serious no jokes)

Half-Life: Blue Shift4 · 165 ratings4.1k views132 favorites1 min readby Sophomore BurnoutUpdated Dec 12, 2021View on Steam ↗

Be the police

Go to the cop school

Be the police

Give your job application to Black Mesa for a position as the police

Be the police

Git rejected

Be the police

Have your wizard-dad bribe Wallace with a piece of cheese

Be the police

Work as the police on the Black Mesa cop force

Be the police

Go to the work

Be the police

Be friends with the Nerd

Be the police

Be friends with the other Nerd

Be the police

Run in the vents

Be the police

Blow up the Mesa

Be the police

Ride a pleasant elevator

Be the police

Meet the army

Be the police

Ride the train

Be the police

Meet your uncle

Be the police

Meet the army

Be the police

Kill the army

Be the police

Meet the alien

Be the police

Descend into the depths of hell

Be the police

Meet the army

Be the police

Evade the government

Be the police

Watch the very fabric of humanity crumble before your very own eyes

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