How to become Tohru Adachi in REAL LIFE (REAL)
Step 1: Get hit by Dojima
Step 2: Throw any and all women you can't be in a relationship with into TVs
Step 3: Get hit by Yu
Step 4: Only eat cabbages
Step 5: Get hit by Dojima again
Step 6: Talk about murders
Step 7: Get hit by Yu again
Step 8: Never stop getting beat up
Step 9: Transformation Complete!
CONGRATULATIONS! Right now, you should be IN JAIL! If you're in jail right now, that means you've successfully become Adachi! Getting beat up by almost anyone is key to this guide, along with a few other factors such as limiting your diet and an extreme hate for women. Of course, you know all of this because you made it this far! I hope you like getting beat up even more, because now it's time to suffer all the consequences of your actions from Step 2! Good luck!
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