How to make the game fun after playing 75 Hours.

The Long Drive4 · 74 ratings10k views126 favorites3 min readby TomboUpdated Dec 2, 2023View on Steam ↗

The C64

The C64 (commodore 64), the thing in the thumbnail, can be found in the starting room, and is one of the most boredom curing, satisfying, and best thing this guide has to offer. It is not a 1-1 recreation of the C64, but it still has many features that are fun to mess around with. Here is a list of commands you can type to have fun with:

  1. "PRINT whatever text you want here" Displays text on screen (must use run command after)
  2. "MUSIC" Enters Music mode, where you can use the keyboard to play music like a piano.
  3. "LIST" Lists current program.
  4. "RUN" Runs current program.

Unfortunately, you cannot write full BASIC programs, but using the PRINT command, you can make a full environment you can move around in with the cursor, with the arrow keys, as the cursor moves very fast.

The Broom

The Broom can be found in the Well, just outside, and can be used to FLY!
To fly with the broom, sit on it, grab it, and start flying! It may seem slow, but you can control the speed with the scroll wheel.

Finding a New Home

To find a new home, first, stuff everything you'll want to bring in your car, (e.g. C64, rifle, food, etc.)
and drive until you find a habitable building, such as a gas station, or just another house. Unpack, move in, and make frequent trips to nearby buildings for food, water and gas.

Junior

Put a toy giraffe in your car and name him Junior. That is all.

Customize your Character

Customize your character in the Options menu, and then adjust that rear view mirror to look at that shiny bald head.

Custom Radio

In the settings menu, under Misc, you can put custom files on the radio. Put some delicious, nutritious
doom music on, and kill some bunnies zombies.

Multiplayer

y'know, if any of us really have friends to play with

Find a Hat (Xuild's Idea)

you can do alot with a hat, such as strap random attachable items (baskets) meaning you can have more inventory space, put a radio playing doom music on it, rip and tear until it is done without using a browser

(Xuild's words, not mine)

Collect Things (Captain Jack Sparrow's idea)

set out on a quest to fill your car with stale croissants or glasses or just whatever

Start Modding (Generic Hyena #2's idea)

if you make mods, you can do virtually anything ranging from making new vehicles, to new cosmetic items such as a VR headset or something

Make a Mobile Base (Badcat's Idea)

Find a bus, and make it a mobile base. Add beds, the C64, and more stuff. like a Civetta bike, and maybe even a trailer for a Trabant that you can get there by pushing it or using planks.

(Badcat's words, not mine.)

Da Cheats!

(ONLY WORKS IN multiplayer_test beta)

To open the cheats menu, press Esc, and in the top left corner, you should see a clock. Under it, there should be a little black bar. Said little black bar is actually the toggle button for the cheats menu. Click it and enjoy the cheats!

A FLYING CAR!

Using the cheats menu, you can toggle flying with CapsLock.
While in a car, you can still fly.

Customize your vehicle

Use pallets, metal bars, hooks, etc. to customize your car, broom, sled, whatever!

Fill a bus full of friends

Take a bus, and fill it with dogs, giraffes, skeletons, zombies, whatever.

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