How to not piss yourself playing Outlast

Outlast is a scary game. I pissed my pants the first time playing it, and I was humiliated. But I became determined to show the game who's the REAL boss here, so I found a solution. 60% of the time, it works every time.

Steps:

1. Prepare (1) clean pair of underwear. Hein's is cheap and available, but I prefer Frigo No. 1 Athletic or Klein myself.

2) Write down your favoratest song to work out to, ever ( I wrote 'Knights Of Cydonia' by Muse)

3) *Aquire and add song to steam music library

4) Play Outlast whilst jamming to song. Laugh at every diffused jumpscare.

5) Write a farewell letter to the adult diapers everyone thought you needed. Farewell.