How to play the game like a chad

Go scout with a scopeless rifle and bayonet charge everyone and everything.

Don't use a single damn grenade.

Play the objective.

Actually bother spotting enemies.

Gas mask kills increase your chances of getting laid.

You will soon find that sitting on your ass in the corner of every building with an SMG 08 is boring, repetitive and also kinda maybe a teeny tiny bit stoopid.

Also make sure to say "gg" after every round, regardless if your team won or not.

ok the end.

thanks for reading ig.

you can leave now.

what the hell are you doing down here