HOW TO STOP GOONING TO THE DOKIS 101

You need to learn that women were born with boobs, and they can't control how big or small they are. We shouldn't be gooning over feminine body parts.

First, enter the bathroom with a change of clothes, a washcloth, shampoo, conditioner, body wash, and a towel to dry off in. Also, make sure you have a shower, because I know some of you guys don't. Anyways, make sure you have all these essentials, and lay them all out. Put the washcloth and towel right outside the shower, and the soaps inside the shower for easy accessibility. Now, take off your clothes to wash yourself as easy as possible. Twist the faucet enough to where it's on, and it's the perfect temperature. Make sure to wait about 30secs-1 minute to make sure its hot enough if you want a hot shower. Now, get in the shower and get your hair wet. Keep wetting your hair for about a minute, and than hop out of the water, but stay in the shower, and now put on some shampoo. Make sure it's in your hair, and rub it in. When you rubbed it in enough, get back into the water and wash off all shampoo. Make sure to close your eyes. Trust me. Soap in eyes stings. Anyways, now what you want to do, is do the same thing with shampoo but with the conditioner, BUT DON'T WASH OUT THE CONDITIONER YET! Get the washcloth that you grabbed, and put some body wash in it, get it a teensy bit wet, and than scrub yourself all over your body! (excluding above the shoulders.) NOW you want to wash all the soap out. Once you can't feel/see any soap, twist the faucet to where there is no water coming out the shower head, and now you want to grab your towel, and dry off inside the shower, Now, after you're dry, exit the shower, and go change into the clean exchange of clothes. Once you're changed, you want to brush your teeth, brush your hair, and put on deodorant. Now, get out of the bathroom and prepare for the next step.

Get off your electronic devices, and go eat a meal. Once you're done with that, walk to the nearest park and make friends. MAKE SURE YOU'RE OUTSIDE... And make sure you've been out there for 2 hours without gooning and or usage of an electronic device. Now, after 2 hours, go inside your house and prepare for the next step..

Delete all dating simulators, or games with goon bait characters.

Throw out pretty much anything that you can goon to/with.

If it's after dinner time, go to sleep, and try to have a normal dream.

Thank you for reading this guide on how to stop gooning to high schoolers. I hope you get a life, and meet actual friends, and stop gooning to high schoolers.