In-Depth Weapon Statistics

There wasn't a weapon guide yet so I decided to test every weapon I could.

• Weapon Name: Weapon location

  Damage information
  (optional) Miscellaneous information regarding damage

  (optional) Quirks besides damage

  (optional) Strange status effect interactions

• Wizard Sword: Default equipment

  200 physical damage

• Cheese Slicer: Prologue sidepath after obtaining rock element

  125 physical damage and 125 death damage

• Training Sword: Prologue after beating up the training dummy

  200 physical damage
  Gets -25% damage from enchantments

• Mallet: Chapter 1 by whack-a-wizard

  300 physical damage

  Knocks down enemies
  Still knocks back enemies who die

• Backstabber: Chapter 2 in a chest across a submerged path

  200 physical damage and 50 cold damage
  Causes chill
  Gets -50% damage from enchantments

  Chill is applied at the same time as wet from water enchantment
  Chill is applied at the same time as burning from fire enchantment

• Wood Axe: Chapter 2 between the burning houses

  275 physical damage

• Rune Sword: Chapter 2 after saving the villager from crabs

  200 physical damage and 50 death damage

  500 life 'damage' to self with death enchantment

• Small Humongous Fungus: Chapter 3 near the first stream; must carry to Chapter 8!

  100 physical damage and 5 water damage
  Causes wet
  Gets +50% damage from enchantments

  Wet is applied after the lightning damage from lightning enchantment
  Wet is applied at the same time as burning from fire enchantment
  Wet is applied at the same time as chill from cold enchantment

• Hunk o' Meat: Chapter 3 in the chest at the first camp

  150 physical damage and 100 fire damage without cold enchantment
  Causes burning without cold enchantment
  65 physical damage with cold enchantment

  Burning is applied at the same time as wet from water enchantment
  Only applies chill with cold enchantment

• Ghost Sword: Chapter 3 in a hidden path after lighting candles and solving a puzzle

  100 physical damage and 150 death damage

• New Pry Tool: Chapter 3 after reading the cryptic gravestone near the end

  125 physical damage and 125 cold damage
  Causes chill

  Chill is applied at the same time as wet from water enchantment
  Chill is applied at the same time as burning from fire enchantment

• Yummy Carrot: Chapter 4 at the end of cave

  150 life 'damage' without enchantment
  50 physical damage with enchantment

• Hel Axe: Chapter 7 Dark Altar after neutral zone

  175 physical damage and 100 fire damage
  Causes burning

  Burning is applied at the same time as wet from water enchantment
  Burning is applied at the same time as chill from cold enchantment

• Meat Carver: Chapter 7 after saving the food cart

  400 physical damage
  Gets -90% damage from enchantments

• Stale Cinnamon Bun: Chapter 8 in a chest in the fenced-off field

  300 physical damage
  25 physical damage with water enchantment

• Bouquet of Flowers: Chapter 8 right before the bear traps

  10 physical damage and 250 life 'damage'
  Gains an extra 500 life 'damage' when using life enchantment

• Chainsword: Chapter 8 from the blacksmith

  350 physical damage

• Otherworldly Staff: Chapter 8 Dark Altar in human settlement

  100 physical damage and 250 death damage

  120 death damage to self without enchantment
  240 death damage to self with enchantment

• Scythe: Chapter 9 in Vlad's stash

  175 physical damage and 75 cold damage
  Causes chill

  30 life 'damage' to self without enchantment
  60 life 'damage' to self with enchantment

  Chill is applied at the same time as wet from water enchantment
  Chill is applied at the same time as burning from fire enchantment

• Frying Pan: Chapter 9 in the kitchen

  100 physical damage

  Small amount of knockback without water-enchantment
  Extreme knockback with water enchantment
  Extreme knockback on enemies who die, regardless of enchantment

• Headmaster Sword: Preordering Magicka 2 (no longer possible)

  251 physical damage

  Similar to a lot of things

• Ritual Sickle: Participating in pre-release webgames (no longer possible)

  250 physical damage

  Recharges focus with attacks

• Platypus Sword: Linking paradox account

  200 physical damage

  Same as Wizard Sword

• Soul Screecher: Purchasing Deluxe Edition

  300 physical damage

  Knocks down enemies
  Still knocks back enemies who die

  Same as Mallet

• Ritual Sword: Purchasing Deluxe Edition

  200 physical damage and 75 death damage

  Similar to Cheese Slicer

• Icicle Mace: Purchasing Three Cardinals Robe Pack

  500 ice damage

• Dessert Cutter: Purchasing Three Cardinals Robe Pack

  350 physical damage

  Same as Chainsword

• Jade Blade: Purchasing Three Cardinals Robe Pack

  425 physical damage
  Gets -90% damage from enchantments

  Similar to Meat Carver

• Torch: Found all over the game

  150 physical damage and 75 fire damage without water/cold enchantment
  Causes burning without water/cold enchantment
  25 physical damage with water/cold enchantment

  Only applies wet with water enchantment
  Only applies chill with cold enchantment

  Similar to Hunk o' Meat

• Carpet Beater: Chapter 1 after the bridge

  100 physical damage

  Small amount of knockback without water-enchantment
  Extreme knockback with water enchantment
  Extreme knockback on enemies who die, regardless of enchantment

  Same as Frying Pan

• Goblet of Inebriation: Chapter 5 past the first camp along the cliff

  25 physical damage and 1 water damage
  Causes wet
  Gets +50% damage from enchantments

  Gives focus to its target (description is wrong)

  Wet is applied after the lightning damage from lightning enchantment
  Wet is applied at the same time as burning from fire enchantment
  Wet is applied at the same time as chill from cold enchantment

  Similar to Small Humongous Fungus

• Every-Flavour Lollipop: Chapter 6 in the water near the bridge

  300 life 'damage'
  Does 0 base damage with non-life enchantment

  Small amount of knockback without water-enchantment
  Extreme knockback with water enchantment
  Extreme knockback on enemies who die, regardless of enchantment

  Similar to Frying Pan and Yummy Carrot

• Vanir Sword: Chapter 9 before the funky statue puzzle

  300 physical damage
  Gets -50% damage from enchantments

  Similar to Meat Carver