Kenshi Speedrun, Glitchless, modless, no assassination

Start: Wanderer
Race: Hive Worker
The Hub: Looted
Stealth Level: 75
Pants: Off
Goal: Kill Cat-lon

Sneak through the north entrance of Blister Hill and attack the Holy Lord Phoenix. Evade turret fire as you lure the Phoenix east, towards the Iron Valley. Hold the right mouse button and click 'R' when he comes too close. Convince him to swim in acid by running around the corner of a lake of acid. If he tries to escape and refuses to fight you, attempt a knock out, which will fail, and it will piss him off enough to attack you.

Once he is dead, walk over to Blister Hill to dance in the ruins. It may just be a 'me problem' but I cannot get the Wrath of God event to occur without entering the destroyed Blister Hill.

Head south to the Waystation, sell his chainmail and boots, and purchase a backpack, 5 building material, food, and a sleeping bag.

Travel to the southern point of Sonorous Dark and continue towards the giant ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ shaped hole on the map. Build a shack, set a sleeping bag, set 'Town Raid Events: Frequency' to 3, and write a guide on speed running while you wait. Eventually, after eons of slumber, the Wrath of God will arrive realize Seta hasn't moved an inch, meaning the Wrath of God can't actually attack, delaying you by another five days. Once Kenshi stops being a total ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ nuisance, lure the poor fools towards the Stormthralls and spectate the slaughter from a distance.

Cat-lon can move at 24 MPH. As long as you are faster than this, no harm shall come to you. Let them happily skull-♥♥♥♥ each other until Cat-lon is unconscious. Wait until it is safe to abduct the Cat and carry him off to safety. If he does not die of his wounds, the skin peeler should do the job.

Congratulashions, you beat the game.