Making Hotdogs (According to the Sims 3)

The Hot dog has long been a delicacy to many people, so we must show respect for such an
upper-class meal enjoyed by only the richest and luckiest of people.

To begin we must bring out our sausage and place it on the chopping board. Remember, mark your other sausage with a pen to make sure you don't mix them up.
Arrange an assortment of spices and vegetables alongside the sausage, and bring out a jar of mustard too.

Use your butter knife and rub mustard slowly onto the chopping board, not the sausage. You can, however, put a dab of mustard on the end of your sausage every now and then.
Now, the spices and vegetables...
♥♥♥♥ them, let's get those hot dogs cooking, eh?

Now, new studies have shown that the microwave is the best way to cook hot dogs, even if you have a Steak and prank, it will still totally beat a festus 44!

Place your hot dog in the microwave for a lengthy, but bearable ten seconds, then discover that bread and mustard has suddenly appeared on your hot dog!
It may be hard to swallow, just like the sausage, but it is common knowledge that if you leave out ingredients in a meal, any modern microwave will allow it to appear instantly!

Time to have a sausage party.

You've got guests to impress now, so what do?

First clear the table, and get plates out of the cupboard you don't own.
Walk to the table, that won't be a problem, considering the only thing in your house is a urinal, some cooking appliances and that table... Also you don't even have a house.

And... Ta-daa! You're done!

Now...
Sit down, enjoy your hot dog, and think about why you're reading a guide complaining about an insignificant 10 seconds of gameplay.