About This Game
Welcome back to the Happy’s Humble franchise! You have been hired to manage a wildly popular (but aging) fast food restaurant, Happy’s Humble Burger Farm. Serve customers at the Farm, or explore New Elysian City and it’s many attractions such as the Jazzy Java Joint, Quick Qure, Steal ‘n’ Sell, New Elysian Museum, and more!
Get a Job!
Check in with your on-site manager Toe, and get to work! Get movin’ and groovin’ as you sling chilled beef patties like an absolute hamburger hero Tend to customers, and don’t mess up – any infractions are taken out of your daily payment! If you’re feeling confident, flip on the drive-thru and get a second set of customers flowing in. But be careful, things may just get too hectic to keep a hold on, and then Happy might get mad. You don’t want Happy to get upset….trust us.
Make Burgers!
Slap the chilled beef, chicken, and ham patties on the grill like you’d slap the bass. Fill up crackling soft drinks and delicious Strawberry Jacuzzi shakes. Fill up the deep fryer with fries and salmon nuggies! And satiate customers sweet teeth with hot pies and chocolate chip cookies! The menu has been expanded, and so will your gut after you dine on these delicious meals. A refined menu prepared in the cleanest of facilities, where we never drop food on the ground and serve it to you.
You’ll find yourself making:
- Our Patented Happy’s Deluxe
- The Fantastic Fowl Sandwich
- The Poppin’ Pork Sandwich
- 5 Flavors of Soft Drinks
- The Famous Strawberry Jacuzzi Shake
- Hot Fries
- Salmon Nuggets (New & Improved!)
- Hot Pies
- Chocolate Chip Cookies
Manage Energy!
It’s not all about what’s cookin’, good lookin’. You need to take care of yourself! Keep your energy levels right or you may just start seeing double. Hey, wait a second, did Happy just wink at me? While you’re not allowed to eat the food at the restaurant (not even discarded orders) there are conveniently placed energy bars that will do the trick!
Places to Go, People to See!
New Elysian is a happening city! Well…kind of. It’s kind of eerie and disquieting too, eh? But never mind that! Let’s focus on the sights to see and the money to spend! Get yourself a coffee from the Jazzy Java Joint and get a boost of energy that has you sprinting through your tasks like a marathon runner! Or why not sell some stuff at the Steal ‘n’ Sell pawn shop? Vanna can help you out with that! There’s history and art to behold at the New Elysian Museum, but you can also pay homage to the past and the fallen at Legacy Lawns Cemetery. But if it’s all too much, and you need to lay your weary head to rest, head back to King’s Comfort Apartment Suites, say hello to Toe as you pass him in the halls (say he sure did get back here quick) and get some rest!
Collect Them All!
New Elysian City is not only beautiful and filled with activities, but it also holds many secrets. Check all those nooks and crannies and you may just find an array of collectibles. Over 100 original songs composed in-house can be found scattered across collectible CDs. You can listen to collected CDs at your apartment, and at the restaurant! But wait, there’s more!
Become the biggest Happy’s Humble Hyperfan EVER and collect all the franchise memorabilia! Find out all the history of the franchise, from the black and white Farmyard Festivities years all the way to the modern anime drama Escape From the Barn. Books, Moongas, Action Figures, Posters, video clips…we’ve got it all! It’s up to you to piece together the deeper meaning of- I mean, uh, light reading between grill sessions…
Wake Up! Try Not to Panic!
Who am I? Where am I, exactly? Wait, I work at a restaurant? This note says some weird stuff about…Obscura Programming? Paragon Genetics? What does all of this mean? Maybe I should collect more intel and unlock the very meaning of life, the universe, and all the rest.
But, no, there can’t be more, life is all about grilling those delicious patties! And spending cash in New Elysian City! And binge-watching Happy Humble Hijinx! Or……is it? You’ve become so used to the monotony of routine, perhaps a shake-up is the key to progress, the key to VICTORY. Or maybe it doesn’t matter. Just don’t make Happy mad! Say, where did Happy go, anyway?