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Boulder of Death

"Hit the party with the Boulder of Death."

Pedestrian

The achievements LOEK Master and Trying to bring forth the third sanctum? will come from this too.
"Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue."

G2 robot: Found in the blue container held by the crane in the construction site.
Walker statue 1: In the tree house found next to spawn.
Walker statue 2: Located on the second floor of the brown house near spawn.

LOEK Master

Same video as Pedestrian.
"Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue."

FINALLY

"Become the master of the goat tower."

Goat of the Hill

"Everything the light touches is your kingdom."
Basically, touch the top of the crane.

What is its purpose?

"Trash the Goathedge."

Devil Goat

The video for Devil Goat can be found at FINALLY.
"We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell."

Angel Goat

Big video :3
"Do no evil."

Around the World on 5 Trampolines

"Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once."
Video at Angel Goat.

Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3?

"Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items."
Video at Pedestrian

Involuntary QA

"Ooops, the game seems to have crashed."
Press tab and type BeginBVT
THIS WILL CRASH YOUR GAME!

The Flapmaster

"Score 10 points in Flappy Goat." This is the my last completed achievement and took me forever.
Here's a few tips:
* Remain Calm
* Turn off your sound
* Close your door, or make it as quiet as possible
* Try to get into a pattern
* You can take a break if you need it!
* Headbutt/lick the couch and table out of the way
* Get into a comfortable position
* Relax
* Move your goat so you can see the screen and if you keep dieing on the first one, try a new spot.

Good luck! Just keep trying and you'll get it.

I can't believe that worked

"Do 10 front flips in one trick."

There are a few methods for this.

Cardio kills your gains

"Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue."

The treadmill is located at spawn in the garage of the brown house. Lick someone and hop on! :D

Rymdskepp i Rymden

"Travel to space!"

Try Hard

"Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!"
Video at Angel Goat

Alexander Goatstafsson

"Win the title bout!"

While your there, try the kickflip achievement. Backflip and kick in the air. (Once you've finished the fight.)

Goat Queen

"Become the Queen of Goat Ville."
Just do the FINALLY achievement.

Mattress Madness

"Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds."

This is another hard one!
While trying to get the achievement:
* Look down
* Go into slow-mo if you have to, but just for a split second
* If you fall off, don't stop! You have 30 seconds!
* Be calm
* Try to tap the keys lightly and not for a long time

Mile High Club

"Lick the Hanging Glider."
If you need Slow-Mo use it! (f as default)

Dodge This

"Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again."

Flip-Kick

"Kick something in the air while doing a backflip."

Maximum MLG Big Plays

"Knock a bucket into a person."

That's all I have to say. xD

Powerhoof SMASH

"Kick a person into a car."

This is the easiest way to complete this achievement.

Demogoat

"Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time."

This is one of the best ways to get the achievement.

Here's Johnny!

"Wield an axe with your tongue."


Here's a location of an axe.

The mage's favourite

"Burn people from afar."


To get this achievement, you can headbutt a person into a grill or bowl of fire that you can find scattered around the map.

Stand by for Goatfall

"Finish all wallrun quest."
(yes i know there is no s, thats how it is in the achievements. typos happen.)

Wallrun, then wallrun some more.
Just focus on the wallrun quest and this will be done in no time :3

Tony Goat

"Finish all manual quests."

Now if you were like me when you got this game you had no clue how to manual.

I know it says it on the loading screen.
or now I do atleast. xD

Press 'w' + 's' repetitively until your going into a manual. I suggest slowing down time ( press 'f' ) and just relaxing a bit. These quests are easy, but they take a while. Jump and land to 'bank' your points. Have fun!

The Savage

"Paint with all the colors of the wind."

Goats 'n' Stuff

"Hold your own concert."

On the party roof jump onto the stage and stand on the table/platform/dj equipment and you'll get the achievement.
Press 'R' to party.
(and check how it sounds in slow motion, I kinda like it :D)

Disgusting

"Why did you step in that? Yuck."

Also while your in the sewers, fight the Michael Bay Turtles for another achievement.

Don't Panic

"srsly"

yes srsly

Video Description:
Go to the middle roof of the hotel, you can either use the whale as shown, the mattress on the lowest roof as shown in the "A story about my elevator" video, or the lift to the top roof and then fall down. Pick up the "42" towel from the pool side. Now run and take this to the crashed UFO by the dam.

Columbian Sugar Lord

"Ride the boat while on a sugar rush."

In the pink house there is a pile and line of "sugar". Lick it for a "sugar rush" and as far as possible rush down the hill. Get onto the docks and touch the boat. If you go into ragdoll you will likely fail so be careful, time is short. You don't actually have to get in the boat, just touch it so it sets off.

Builder Goat

"Find all the blocks."

GoatBuilt

"Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course."



You can do this legit or you can cheat, for example rocket boosting yourself to the platform or building up with minecraft blocks, as long as you reach the final platform. If you want to do it legit and want a checkpoint, you can run up the support beam on the first platform.

Hat Simulator

"Buy all hats."

Money Locations

A Story about my elevator

"Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator."

The best way can be found at Don't Panic.

Or you could pillar with minecraft blocks.

Ling Ling into battle go

"Fight the turtles."

See Disgusting for the location, and walk in further, take the first turn you see and fight for your life.

#ripmichaelbayturtles

One ball

"Ride a bike for 60 sec."

Ride a bike for 60 seconds. You don't have to be moving, just balance yourself for sixty seconds. The achievement should appear soon (60 seconds or less) after. You can set a timer for a minute (do a minute and a few seconds if you are) or just stay on the bike until you get the achievement.

A bike location is here:
(the red thing to the right)

Neckbeard

"Smell and look like one."

Vegas, baby

"Hit the jackpot."


(the pot has jack written on it)

I freaking love goats

"Find all the collectibles on level 2."

Is that a goat?

"Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached."

SteamWorld Goat

"Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat."

Location:

or on the Flappy Goat TV, press backspace and choose SteamWorld Goat.

To get the achievement, simply become a Goat Queen, spam goats (default 'r') and then start playing, go down and you'll teleport through everything. Enjoy!

Valkyrie

"Go on the catapult with a rider on your back."

A story about my goat

"I'm sorry about my goat."

(and 'SHROOMS! :D)

Easter Eggs!

* Press backspace on the Flappy Goat/SteamWorld Goat and it pops up extra games you can play!

* There is a tunnel at spawn and it holds a little secret. Walk through to get this message!

Change Log

- Update 0.05

Created Easter Eggs category
added a few things in there
Added a change log

- Update 0.10

added pictures to the achievements up to Goats 'n' Stuff
fixed some english

- Update 0.15 (12/4/14)

lots of new stuff o.e
i have to fix the whole guide now
changed the "-" tab
added pictures for everything
fixed some improper sentances

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This Guide was made by Legendairys :)
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Made 8/7/2014

Hope I could help you out on your achievements!
Have a great day!

I'm always open to your opinons and constructive critizism!

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