Goat Simulator - Achievements Guide (2026 Up to date, BFF help)

These are achievements that can be completed in any area/dlc. Do no evil.

You must not harm or destroy anything for 5 minutes. Just go afk!

Kick something in the air while doing a backflip

Kick something in the air in the middle of doing a backflip, this is easily completed in Goat City Bay, you must locate the big blue ramps to the left of where you spawn at the bottom of the hill, and get to the top of the half pipe. Jump off the edge and backflip by holding the right mouse button and s. During your backflip, press the left mouse button to kick the large ball.

Do 10 front flips in one trick.

Do 10 forward/backflips and land successfully, which is easily achieved in GoatVille with the Angel Goat if you jump off the top of the crane, hover and flip.

Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.

Crash the game, an easy way to do this is by pressing the ~ key on your keyboard to open the console, then typing BeginBVT then hit Enter.

Burn people from afar

Knock somebody into anything flammable, setting them on fire, this achievement was pretty finicky but what worked for me was licking the grill in GoatVille and trying to hit people with it, and there are a number of places you can do this in Goat City Bay with the fire in the alley and the grill by the beach.

Win the title bout!

Travel to the top of the fields where the red ring is with people surrounding it. You must headbutt, kick or lick all four goats that appear one by one out of the ring to win.

Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.

Jump on every trampoline on the map consecutively without hitting the ground, I recommend starting with the trampoline on top of the construction site and ending with the trampoline which is located next door to your house. (When you reach a certain height you will see the next trampoline in the sequence)

Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.

Go to the path up the hill where the party is and push the giant boulder down onto the party goers.

Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.

Pull someone onto the treadmill in your house's garage.

We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.

Take 5 people (sacrifices) to the top of the hill next to the party onto the pentagram on the floor.

Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.

Pull the giant boulder (which is located next to the party on the hill) onto the hillbilly who is driving his car in the fields.

Become the master of the goat tower.

Traverse up the small goat tower in your backyard where you spawn.

Everything the light touches is your kingdom.

Get to the very top of the crane next to the construction site, you need to get to the top of the construction site and jump on the fans there, I recommend that you use Angel Goat to hover. As you keep jumping and get above the height of the crane you can hover over and land on the top.

Become the Queen of Goat Ville

Enter the goat tower and sit on the throne inside.

Wield an axe with your tongue

Head over to the protesters, you should see a few axes stuck to the wall of a blue house just behind the crowd, lick one.

Are you bread?

Go to the party near the protesters and you should see a large grey toaster, headbutt it and a piece of bread should appear on the blue roof above you, lick the bread and put it back in the toaster, now go down the street and you should see another piece of toast going down the sidewalk and across the road, it will loop this path unless you lick it, do that and bring it to the toaster and put it inside, now if you push down on the toaster the bread should start cooking and finish the achievement.

Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue

Lick the Sanctum 2 Walker statue in the treehouse next to the trampoline beside your house.

Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.

Bounce 100 times on mattresses within the time frame of 30 seconds. You will need to go to the second last story of the construction site with the trampolines on the floor and roof to complete this achievement.

Lick the Hanging Glider.

Lick the hanging glider that flies around the map, it is recommended that you play as the Angel Goat which makes it easier to aim. To get to the same height as the glider you will need to climb the crane next to the construction site.

Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue

Lick the Sanctum 1 Walker statue located inside your house upstairs in a bedroom.

Kick a person into a car

Go to the man at the gas station who is currently refuelling his car and kick him with your hind legs by walking backwards then clicking.

Travel to space!

Take the b(e)acon that is in your garage on the table to the far end of the field where the crop circle is, there is a metal pole that doesn't have a b(e)acon on so if you take the b(e)acon over there and put it on the pole and then baa (press 1). It will call for a UFO that will take you to space.
NOTE: Upon completion of the Rymdskepp i Rymden achievement your game may lag but you can just respawn and the lag will be fixed back on earth.

Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.

Get a score of 10 in Flappy Goat. This is by far the hardest achievement to get as there is no easy way of doing it, all you can do is play and pray. Flappy Goat is located inside Coffee Stain Studios which is at the top of the hill (via the road). I recommend being the default goat for this achievement as the flap button is the [R] key which is the same key that activates a mutations power. This is difficult as Flappy Goat has a very slight delay when you press the [R] key and Flappy Goat has a large hit box. Good luck.

Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!

Collect every goat trophy scattered throughout the map, if you would like the locations of all the Goat Trophies then please see below in the section.

Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.

You need to have already grabbed both Sanctum 1 and 2 Walker statues and put them on the pentagram at the top of the hill next to the party. Next you will need to enter the crate that is being held by the crane next to the construction site. To do this I recommend being the Angel Goat so you can hover in from the crane. When you enter you will need to instantly headbutt the robot or he will punch you. Then you need to lick him and take him to the pentagram and offer him as a sacrifice along with the Sanctum 1 and 2 Walker statues.

Thrash the Goathenge

Knock over every stone on the goathenge located in the field next to the hills.

I have included a YouTube video below for people that would prefer to watch a video of the locations of the trophies.

There are rare cases of people reporting missing trophies, if you have checked multiple times and believe your save is glitched and you are missing trophies you unfortunately may have to delete your save data to fix (do this as a last resort).

1. On the scaffolding above the control room in the Low Gravity Testing Facility. Jump into the room with the fans on the floor and I recommend using a small burst from the jet pack to land on top of the office. The trophy is in the far corner on the highest beam.

2. To the right of the outhouse.

3. On top of the shed used to get to the power lines.

4. Behind the shed across from the school. Follow the building around the side facing the road.

5. Behind the goat at the very top of the tower near the spawn.

6. On the edge of the size changing pit.

7. By using the fan in the Low Gravity Testing Facility, go up into the vent that shoots out from the roof.

8. To the right of the harvester in the field, next to a small sedan.

9. Inside the bushes underneath the water slide near the party.

10. On the very top of the crane. To get up there you will need to jump on the fans on the construction building.

11. On top of the Low Gravity building, under one of the spinning girders.

12. Behind the Boulder of Doom next to the party.

13. Up against the fence of the map behind the Goat Fightclub in the field.

14. Under the power tower next to the Goatagram.

15. On the scaffolding platform on the roof of the construction site building.

16. Under the bell on top of the school. To get under the bell you will need to be the default goat and ragdoll under.

17. On the power lines near the road. There is a shed on the side of the road with fans on top that will take you to it. Hit the fan and land on the lowest power line. I recommend using Angel Goat.

18. Under the solitary tree in the middle of the fields.

19. On a limb on one of the two trees between the party and the empty pool.

20. Inside the gas station.

21. On top of the diving boards at the empty pool.

22. Inside the Coffee Stain Studios building.

23. In the blue shipping container hanging from the crane. To get into the container I recommend becoming Angel Goat then climbing the crane, then you want to jump off the first platform you reach on the crane and hover inside, it’s quite easy. But you want to instantly headbutt the robot you find inside to avoid getting punched.

24. Behind the Protesters’ stage near the pool.

25. In a blue shipping container on the ground level of the construction site, near the road.

26. In the bedroom of the house next to the spawn point, it is hidden in a corner in the room to the right from the stairs.

27. On a box on the left side of the room just as you walk in to the throne room of the Goat Castle.

28. On the Coffee Stain Studios building chimney.

29. On the very top of the power line pole closest to the Goat Castle.

30. In the greenhouse next to the Time Trial starting point, not the greenhouse near the spawn point.

Here is a clear and easy to follow video of all the hidden goat trophies by xGarbett on YouTube. It is not in the same collection order as my list however.

Jet Pack
Available from the start
If you press special you activate the jet pack, though you can't control it.

Blue Streak
Available at the start
If you press special you spin in place and turn blue, if you press forward you dash forward.

Italian Dinosaur Goat
Available at the start
If you press special while licking something it will make the object disappear and a watermelon will appear behind you, exploding shortly after appearing.

Double Jump
Available at the start
As the name implies, you get a double jump.

VR Mutator
Available at the start
It puts an interesting filter over the screen and grants you double points.

Egg Goat
Available at the start
Replaces many animations.

Tall Goat
5 Trophies
Makes you much taller and replaces many animations.

Feather Goat
10 Trophies
You can jump higher, fall slower and run faster.

Giant Goat
20 Trophies
If you press special you can shoot water out of your blowhole, otherwise you are fairly immobile.

Space Goat
30 Trophies
Replaces the headbutt animation.

Devil Goat
Complete the Devil Goat Achievement
If you press special you suck in all nearby objects in front of you, this ability has interesting interactions when ragdolling.

Angel Goat
Complete the Angel Goat Achievement
You can jump much higher and if you hold special while in the air you float, making you descend very slowly.

Goat Queen
Complete the Goat Queen Achievement
When you press special, a goat falls from the sky.

Ripped Goat
Complete the Alexander Goatstafsson Achievement
Your headbutts hit much harder, sending things far away.

Robot Goat
Complete the Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3? Achievement
Replaces many animations.

Goatborn
Complete the Alexander Goatstafsson Achievement
If you press special you push everything in front of you away.

I Am Bread
Complete the I Am Bread Achievement
Replaces many animations.

I Am Toaster
Complete "The Eucharist" quest by sacrificing a piece of bread at the Pentagram.
If you press special while licking something it will turn it into toast.

Power Pitcher Goat
Touch the mechanical baseball pitcher at the batting cages
If you press special you fire a baseball.

Sweet Autumn Goat
Complete the Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3? Achievement
This mutator is technically not unlockable, but is applied when you complete the achievement, and makes your head light on fire when hitting things.

If you press ` which opens the console, you can enter a number of commands. But there is one that makes the game talk to you. If you type "say hello" the game will say "Hello", if you type "say life is great" then the game will say "Life is great". This is a fun, quirky and simple little add-on to the game that makes me smile when I make it say stupid things.

Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator

Jump into the water behind the hotel, to do this you need to swim out to the ocean towards the large whale, you will then be catapulted into the air, aim for the water.

I'm sorry about my goat

Enter the green garage next to the huge blue ramps, there will be a crystal there and you then must lick it.

Find all the blocks

Find all Minecraft blocks throughout the level. The first is located behind the skate ramp, the second is in the cemetery and the third is near the carnival, there is a body of water with a speed boat in it, the block is next to a tree around this water.

Ride the boat while on a sugar rush

Enter the pink house next to where you spawn, when you enter there will be some money and sugar, lick the sugar and run as fast as you can out of the door, down the hill, and into the water to touch the boat waiting in the marina before your sugar rush wears off.

Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time

Navigate to the top of the dam, there you will find clusters of gas canisters, there is a group of about 10 in the middle, headbutt them.

Why did you step in that? Yuck

Enter the drain pipe in the river next to the carnival.

srsly

Use the elevator in the hotel to get to the top. Once at the roof of the hotel, jump down the back to the lower level pool. Lick the folded towel next to the pool with the number "42" on it and bring it to the abandoned UFO located past the blue half pipe, on the very top of the hill behind it. Look out for whales!

Hold your own concert

Enter the elevator in the hotel leading to the concert. Jump onto the booth in front of the DJ deadmau5.

Get on top of the parkour obstacle course

Head over to the parkour obstacle course located on the left hand edge of the map from where you spawn, and make your way to the top, you can either use the parkour mechanics or use goat mutators like the Angel Goat or the Anti-Gravity Goat to make it easier.

How do you catch goats?

You need to collect all the goat mutators from the Goat City update.

Buy all hats

Buy every hat in the hat shop, you must bring packs of money to buy them. There is one inside the shop next to the hat shop, there are 2 you can find inside the pink house at spawn, there are another two inside the hotel on the second floor, and there is one at the carnival by the elevator leading up to the roller coaster.

Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.

Collect every golden goat trophy in Goat City Bay. (See below in the Goat City Bay Extras section for locations).

Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached

Supercharge the roller coaster with 6 and then lick it, the place where the batteries go is around the back on the wood. You can find the locations of the batteries at:

1. Right next to the roller coaster.
2. Inside of the bar behind the hotel, behind the desk.
3. On the roof of the hotel behind the DJ booth.
4. Across the street from the hotel inside a container in the alley.
5. On the top of the building with the water silo.
6. On the top of the white building in the middle block of buildings, behind some barrels nearby to a man laying down next to a grill.

Fight the turtles

Re-enter the sewer pipe where you got the "Disgusting" achievement. Once inside the sewers, go into the first hallway on your left and you'll meet the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Kick their turtly asses for this achievement.

Smell and look like one

Spawn with the "Repulsive Goat" Modification on. This is unlocked by the "Disgusting" achievement located above. Immediately buy a Fedora and activate your repulsiveness by pressing r.

Ride a bike for 60 sec

Go to the bike rack on the side of the brown building with the red and white "Club Styu Man" sign (right next to the big, blue half pipe). Press r to ride a bike that's sitting on the rack. Move the bike backward, then forward to lodge the front wheel on top of the rack. Ride the bike against the wall until the achievement pops up.

Finish all wallrun quest

Complete all wallrun quests. (To see parkour look below in the Goat City Bay Extras section.)

Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.

All you need to do is get to a depth of 200 in the SteamWorld Goat minigame played on the large TV in the residential area, you'll want to prioritise PickSpeed and PickPower over PlayerSpeed.

Paint with all the colors of the wind

Climb to the top of the middle wind turbine to find the wind statue. The wind turbines are white and located to the right of the hotels in the hills. After licking the wind statue, bring it to the altar directly behind the big, blue half pipe. Follow the path to the left of the half pipe to the wind altar.

Finish all manual quests

Complete all the manual quests.

Go on the catapult with a rider on your back

Get a civilian to ride on your back. Find the carnival and behind the roller coaster you'll find a mechanical bull. Knock it over to get someone to ride you instead and take them to the top of the dam located to the direct left of where you spawn. Jump inside the catapult.

Hit The jackpot.

Head to the residential area of Goat City Bay and enter the white building here with the garage. On the second floor there is a room here with pink walls and a pot labeled "JACK", lick it.

I have included a YouTube video below for people that would prefer to watch a video of the locations of the trophies.

If your game displays 31 trophies instead of 30, collect all 30 then restart your game and revisit some trophies, one may reappear giving you the 31st trophy.

There are rare cases of people reporting missing trophies, if you have checked multiple times and believe your save is glitched and you are missing trophies you unfortunately may have to delete your save data to fix (do this as a last resort).

1. Inside the catapult near the dam. This is close to where you first spawn.

2. In the area with all the goats standing in trees, hiding in the grass.

3. By the tunnel entrance, on the main street. At the start of the small parkour area.

4. The highest platform of the parkour area.

5. On top of a water tower on buildings across from the Fair.

6. Between two glass sun roofs, near to the water tower.

7. Inside the art show/exhibit on the garbage can on a pedestal.

8. Under the bridge in front of the dam, on a ledge.

9. On the wooden walkways along the river, near the last statue.

10. Roof, near the guy having a barbecue. Across from the Hotel.

11. Nearby balcony by the last statue.

12. Billboard, on the roof facing the hotel.

13. In the alley with all the people dancing in piles of junk.

14. In the sewer, by the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Can be accessed via the pipe along the river.

15. On top of the spinning ride in the fair grounds, it is sometimes hidden while the ride goes up and down.

16. The boat docked in the fair grounds.

17. At the very top of the roller coaster ride.

18. On the beach in the fair grounds, on some rocks.

19. On top of the ticket booth at the entrance to the fair grounds.

20. Inside a window display on the main street.

21. In the lobby of the Hotel in the far left corner as you enter.

22. On the roof of the Hotel, where the party is. Above the concession stand.

23. Jump to the lower section of the hotel that faces the water. It is near the pool along the edge of the roof.

24. The collection of yellow buildings, on a balcony that is near the cliff with the windmills.

25. The white house above the yellow building, on the second floor of the house in the room with two beds.

26. Go to the other white house, it is in the bedroom.

27. In the pink house, on the stand behind the couch.

28. In the graveyard, on a cross gravestone.

29. Inside the room at the back of the Hotel, in the circular window in the center.

30. Ride the speed boat at the pier, the trophy is on the island you crash on.

Here is a clear and easy to follow video of all the hidden goat trophies by xGarbett on YouTube. It is not in the same collection order as my list however.

Classy Goat
10 Trophies
Walks very slowly but runs extremely fast.

Shopping Goat
20 Trophies
Turns you into a shopping cart, you can't do most things with this mutator on however you can move fairly quickly, including up walls.

Rocket-Skate Goat
30 Trophies
If you press special, your legs flail around quickly making you move fast, if you ragdoll it'll make you fly around.

Uncle Goat
Complete the "A story about my goat" Achievement
If you press special, your tongue will fly to any direction the camera is facing, moving towards whatever it attaches to pulls you to it.

Deadgoa7
Complete the "Goats 'n' Stuff" Achievement
If you press special, music starts playing and NPCs will dance, this also renders the turdles in the sewers non-hostile.

Tornado Goat
Complete the "The Savage" Achievement
This creates a tornado around you, pushing objects away.

Repulsive Goat
Complete the "Disgusting" Achievement
If you press special, a yellow cloud appears around you pushing objects away.

Builder Goat
Complete the "Builder Goat" Achievement
Allows you to place blocks around the game, if you press special it cycles between different blocks.

Hitchhiker Goat
Complete the "Don't Panic" Achievement
If you press special, a whale will fall from the sky.

I Am Baguette
Complete the "Je Suis Le Baguette" quest
If you press special, it plays music and makes people dance, also replaces many animations.

Goat Rider
Applied during the "Valkyrie" Achievement
This mutator is technically not unlockable but is applied by jumping on the mechanical bull, putting a human on your back.

If this minigame is giving you a headache, spawn into Goat City Bay with the goat queen modifier enabled, head over to the house where you play and spam the special to make your game lag a lot, then when you play it will glitch your character through the blocks and you will plummet to the bottom.

Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava

Find a character named Bilbo located in Bullgrurzh on the south-western edge of the map near the beach and put him into your inventory, next you must then head over to Old Goat Mountain and throw him into a pool of lava.

Reach level 101

All you have to do is reach level 101, this is easily done with the Angel + Double Jump mutators, double jump, trigger angel and perform tricks.

Lick a friend

Lick a goat that shares a name with someone on your friends list. You need a friend that owns Goat Simulator in game when you load in to Goat MMO and even then it's a random chance that they appear in your game, best strategy is to enter and exit Goatwind searching inside the city and outside the gates then repeating if your friends name doesn't appear. If you need help with this achievement feel free to add me and I will help you!

Enjoy your trip

Jump into the boat that can be found in Twistram, which is located north from spawn. The boat is located behind a building.

Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.

Choose the tank class then baa in one of the tree houses located in Alvesta, which is northwest of spawn. Head into the tree house that's furthest to the right and baa a few times inside.

Baa with the choir

Baa next to the choir in Alvesta which is located to the northwest of spawn. The choir is also located in the tree house furthest to the right.

Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator

Pull the sword from the stone located across the lake in Alvesta, which is northwest of spawn. Just lick the sword and jump back a few times and you'll get the achievement and the mutator.

Unlock the gravity goat mutator

Head over to Old Goat Mountain, accessible from the path leading from the beach to the west, once you get there you should see some lava pools and waterfalls to the left, jumping in the pools will shoot you up into the air, keep going up the pools till you can see a purple sphere, land in it to unlock gravity goat and its achievement.

Jörgen.

To be able to do this achievement you must have completed a couple of quests until you see on the map a "!" in the north-east corner of the map by the walls of Goatwind, when the quest appears, complete it for this achievement.

Unlock the jousting mutator

Headbutt the horse that will occasionally be found at the gate in Goatwind Wall running west along the road towards Mermaid's Tail.

Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.

Collect all trophies found in Goat MMO. You can find a guide for the trophies below in the Goat MMO Extras section.

Burn them!

Jump into the bonfire by the entrance to Twistram.

Unlock the mermaid mutator

Head into the tavern in Goatshire and speak to the quest giver here. This quest is fairly simple, all you must do is follow the river to the waterfall outside the tavern, jump down below and follow along the left until you are at Glarblargle Beach, you should find Miranda the Mermaid here to the left. Add her to your inventory, head back to the tavern and hand in the quest.

Jump on the launchpad

Head to the top of the waterfall south of Goatshire, there you will find a girl sitting by a tree, all you need to do is jump in the hole behind the tree.

Get deviously trapped again

Speak to DumbleDoor the Grey in Twistram to get his quest, then head to Old Goat Mountain and defeat a demon, once defeated they should drop "DemonMasterLordOfDestructionKiller", hand this in to DumbleDoor in Twistram and enter the newly opened portal.

OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?

Head over to Old Goat Mountain, accessible from the path leading from the beach to the west, then enter the portal you find at the top. After traversing the obstacle course here you will unlock the achievement and the mutator.

Inflate that guy's knee

Speak to Ken Buddah located in Goatwind. The quest is very straightforward requiring you to jump on the button here 5 times.

Visit all zones on the MMO level

Visit all zones in Goat MMO, which should naturally unlock as you play through it and complete all other achievements, if you're struggling with this achievement you may have not entered the Twistram Cathedral, located just up the hill behind Twistram.

Do a card trick at the magician

Equip the magician mutator and use its unique ability next to the magician located in Goatwind.

Give Steve Works the apples

Complete the quest given to you by Steve Works located in the Gold Farm. Again a fairly easy quest only requiring you to lick 5 apples and bring them into the circle around Steve.

It never erupts when you want it to.

Head to the geyser located near old goat mountain at the beach here, you will find a goat walking into it, you must jump over the geyser at the right time to be launched up with it as standing in it will stop it from firing. This is easily done with the double jump and anti-gravity mutators.

Trash the server room

Head to the western edge of Alvesta to find the hidden server room, enter and headbutt a few things until an error pops up.

Unlock the wheel of time mutator

Head down the cave located south of Old Goat Mountain by the beach, enter the cave nearby and you will soon find a golden wheel, headbutt it.

If you press escape on your keyboard you can view a full map of the area, if you don't know where a location is that is mentioned then you can refer to your map for the place names.

I have included a YouTube video below for people that would prefer to watch a video of the locations of the trophies.

There are rare cases of people reporting missing trophies, if you have checked multiple times and believe your save is glitched and you are missing trophies you unfortunately may have to delete your save data to fix (do this as a last resort).

1. At the end of the hedge maze directly to the left of spawn.

2. On the second floor of the building behind Steve Works at the Gold Farm just down the road.

3. On a table in the first building to the left in Goatshire.

4. Up the path in the mountains behind Goatshire, on a rock at the back of the small lake.

5. Up by the catapults on a hill directly north of the Gold Fields.

6. Directly north of the previous trophy, on the top of a taller hill.

7. Jump down directly north of the previous trophy, on a small island.

8. In a small tent at the Jousting Tournament.

9. Follow the wall of Goatwind north, it will be on the floor.

10. On the second floor of a building in the northern section of Twistram.

11. On the altar of the church up the road behind Twistram.

12. Directly south of Mermaid's Tail, inside the stone tower, you can headbutt your way inside.

13. Directly north of the bridge through Mermaid's Tail, by a tree at the water's edge.

14. On the other side of the lake atop the waterfall in southwest Alvesta.

15. Behind the roots of a large tree in the northern edge of Alvesta.

16. Inside the building built high on the large tree from the previous trophy, accessible by going up the ramps.

17. Surrounded by Mermaid's on Garblargle Beach, inside the wooden structures at the water's edge.

18. Behind a large rock southwest of Garblargle Beach.

19. At Old Goat Mountain accessible following the path west out of Garblargle Beach. At the western edge between two lit braziers.

20. Head into the portal at Old Goat Mountain, head through the obstacle course until you reach a scaled up room, head on top of the fireplace using your parkour wall running abilities, it will be on a large toilet behind the fireplace.

Here is a clear and easy to follow video of all the hidden goat trophies by Elliot Pixel on YouTube.

Goast
Available from the start
Replaces many animations.

Inventory
Available from the start
Allows the use of the inventory, after licking an object or NPC, baa to save them to the inventory.

Hunter
Available from the start
Gives you the abilities of the Hunter class, which creates a fish infront of you, and you can use the fishing rod to grab objects.

Magician
Available from the start
Gives you the abilities of the Magician class, which allow you to shoot a bunch of playing cards infront of you, and shooting out a fireball.

Rouge
Available from the start
Gives you the abilities of the Rogue class, which allows you to turn invisible, and a headbutt that stuns whichever NPC you use it on.

Tank
Available from the start
Gives you the abilities of the Tank class, which is a slam that knocks nearby objects, and a charge that charges you forward.

Microwave
Available from the start
Turns you into a microwave with legs, allowing you to shoot pizza and also to explode.

Zeus
Available from the start
Shoots out blue electricity that explodes on impact and can chain between NPCs

Mermaid Goat
Complete the "Mermaid Goat" Achievement
Only changes the model from the goat to the "Mermaid".

Burger Goat
Reach Level 5 in GoatMMO
If you press special, you shoot out a burger that can be fed to NPCs making them fat.

Flappy Goat
Reach Level 10 in Goat MMO
Allows you to flap your wings by pressing special, which slows your descent or can make you ascend if pressed fast enough.

Snail Goat
Reach Level 15 in Goat MMO
This mutator allows you to traverse on walls for an unlimited amount of time, you can stop and change directions too.

ExcaliGoat
Complete the "ExcaliGoat" Achievement
By pressing special, you create a blast of bright white light that blasts things back and also sends you back.

Wheel Goat
Go to Garblargle Beach and enter Bullgrerzh, after heading down the stairs interact with the goat wheel.
When you press special, the whole game freezes except for you.

Jouster
Complete the "Jousting Goat" Achievement
Restricts your abilities and changes the camera controls.

Old Goat
Complete the "Old Goat" Achievement
Makes you very large, every step you take damages anything nearby.

Jörgen
Complete the "Jörgen" Achievement
Makes you move much slower and allows you to growl like a bear.

Anti-Gravity Goat
Complete the "Gravity Goat" Achievement
When pressing special, the effect of gravity is greately reduced, allowing for some great traversal.

Epic Goat
Take poop to Will's Smithy and stand on the anvil
Allows you to turn objects purple and make them glow.

Clear 25 survival quests in one game

Complete 25 total challenges that periodically appear in the corner of your screen with a countdown.

Beat the whiplash course without getting wet

Beat the whiplash course located by the 2 tall towers without touching the water. This course can be infinitely attempted.

Eat 50 food items in one game

Eat food 50 times, food isn't hard to come by and you will probably organically complete this achievement as you play.

Paraglide in the air for 1 minute

Head to the top of one of the two tall towers with the glider from the previous achievement then jump from the top and activate the glider in which you must remain airborne for one minute.

Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive

Collect the Prototype mutator from the top of the golden tower, then perform a bullet dive on 5 zombies at once.

Find all the trophies in GoatZ

Collect all of the goat trophies in GoatZ. There is a guide for the locations below.

Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes

Head to the barn located near the alien ship, here there is a small area with some goats. Enter the area with them and stay there for 5 minutes.

Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb

Equip the Voodoo Goat mutator and hit 4 zombies with a single bomb. This can be easily completed in areas with a high number of zombies like the mall.

Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible

Jump into the hole located by the crashed UFO. Here you must climb the island and lick a human, pulling them into the stew up the top which will unlock the achievement and the Voodoo Goat mutator.

Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game

Collect the 3 barrels missing from the side of the RV, then enter and lick the crystal found here. You can now Crystallize zombies and you can hit them to shatter them. Do this to 30 zombies in a single game.

Craft all items in one game

Craft every item in the game at the workbench located by spawn.

Survive 10 days

You must survive for 10 days. This is fairly self-explanatory albeit a little challenging.

Craft all the weapons in one game

Craft every weapon in the game, but this will unlock alongside the Survivalist achievement.

Kill 7 zombies with one minifun

Defeat 7 zombies with the minifun weapon, you will be able to primarily find it in supply crates that fall from the sky.

Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool

Head to the slide in Whiplash and grab the glider, slide down in and use the glider to easily land in the kiddie pool.

Kill 20 zombies in one game

All you need to do is defeat 20 zombies. Very easy to complete.

I have included a YouTube video below for people that would prefer to watch a video of the locations of the trophies.

There are rare cases of people reporting missing trophies, if you have checked multiple times and believe your save is glitched and you are missing trophies you unfortunately may have to delete your save data to fix (do this as a last resort).

1. Directly next to spawn, drop down and you will find it against a wall.

2. On top of the church by spawn.

3. Follow the path behind the grave you spawn in, it is under the wooden bridge past the small building.

4. Drop down the suspension bridge, there is a trophy on a wooden plank.

5. Jump out toward the ocean and circle around the cliff face to the right, a trophy will be on a small sand island.

6. Head to the skate ramp at Green Screen Studios, it is inside a metal cage above.

7. Inside Stage 2 at Green Screen Studios, the trophy is on top the light fixture when you look left.

8. On top red shipping containers next to Stage 2 at Green Screen Studios.

9. Between 2 billboards by the road, this one is easily obtained using the Angel Goat modifier from the roof of Studio 2 at Green Screen Studios.

10. On top of the wooden beam over the large hole next to the barn.

11. Behind the barn next to the crashed UFO.

12. Inside the barn.

13. Inside the goat pen in front of the barn, behind a mound in the undercover area.

14. Jump inside the large hole and make your way up the cliffside, it is inside one of the huts toward the back.

15. Behind the RV.

16. Inside a small hole in some rocks along the left side of the mall.

17. Inside the men's bathroom on the second floor of the mall.

18. Behind the register at the Supermarket within the mall.

19. Behind some barrels on the rooftop of the mall, by the bathrooms.

20. Near the top of the transmission tower on the mountain.

21. Inside a cave by the circus tent at the fairground.

22. Behind the circus tent at the fairground, behind a group of NPCs.

23. On top of the large sign behind the letters of the Whiplash course.

24. On top the large round Whiplash course sign, easily accessible using the vent on the roof of the building beneath it.

25. On a spinning obstacle within the Whiplash course.

26. On the scaffolding around half way up the back of the large hotel building.

27. On the very top of the large golden building next to the hotel.

28. On a black ledge on the golden building, visible by looking over the edge at the top.

29. On a balcony behind an NPC at the back of the building with the green +.

30. By a parking sign in the trees to the left of the tunnel near the fairground.

31. Under the wooden path that leads to the beach.

32. In a small metal structure against the golden building next to the food stall nearby the large statue.

Here is a clear and easy to follow video of all the hidden goat trophies by Elliot Pixel on YouTube.

Enable the hydraulic cars.

Head across the street from the tallest building in the last achievement to the aerobic centre and lick the boombox here, take the boombox to the parking lot at Cowie's next to the police station.

Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.

Select Humphrey Ciabatta from the Payday map then head onto the casino, use the camels special ability on everyone on stage. If you only see 4 dancers on stage instead of 6, go into your graphics settings and turn them all to max to make the other 2 appear.

Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.

Use the mutator gained from finding 10 trophies (listed down below) to hogtie an NPC then leave them on the tracks, wait for a train to crush them for the achievement.

Hogtie 50 NPCs.

Use the mutator mentioned above to hogtie 50 NPCs.

Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!

Find a car with someone in it, headbutt them out of it then get in, then just run them over with their own car.

Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.

Head to the drive in cinema in a car with all four crew members, there are empty cars there if you have them all nearby.

Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.

Form a line with all of the crew members and have them all licking the one in front.

Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.

Head to the small police department near the hot air balloon, here there is a cannon pointing at the floating sky, aim the cannon at the tree for a safer landing.

A Trip to the Moon.

Head to the moon, this is organically achieved by completing the quests in the BAAA machine, if you are planning to get every achievement just do the Retirement achievement and this one will be granted along the way.

Wear 30 masks at once.

Wear 30 masks at once, this is easily completed by doing the Retirement achievement which will earn you a lot of cash to buy the masks from the BAAA machine. If you don't have enough by the end just do some side missions for cash.

Just finish that one LAST job.

Complete every mission in the BAAA machine.

Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.

Use the buggy in the desert to go through all of the green rings.

Throw 5 police officers into prison.

Find 5 police officers, lick them all and put them all in the prison at the larger of the two police departments.

Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.

Collect all 20 trophies found in the payday level, check below for a video guide.

Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.

Use the Flamingo's special ability on a licked cow at the farm near the track.

Listen to the whole pan flute song.

All you need to do is pay the band near the bank and listen to their whole song.

Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.

You just need to win 3 total hands of blackjack in the casino.

Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.

Change into the dolphin goat which can ride up walls, find a crew member and lick them then take them up to the top of the tallest building.

I have included a YouTube video below for people that would prefer to watch a video of the locations of the trophies.

There are rare cases of people reporting missing trophies, if you have checked multiple times and believe your save is glitched and you are missing trophies you unfortunately may have to delete your save data to fix (do this as a last resort).

1. Directly to your left after spawning in on top of the metal cage.

2. Continue out of spawn toward the small trailer park, a trophy is behind one on your right.

3. Under the screen of the drive in cinema.

4. Beneath the train tracks is a trampoline, next to it is a wooden panel that can be knocked away leading to a trophy.

5. On the corner of the roof of the red building near the hot air balloon.

6. On the floating rock outside of town.

7. On the Flarebud billboard.

8. Inside the kitchen of the fast food restaurant.

9. In the police station courtyard.

10. In an alleyway left of the Aerobics Center opposite the Cinema on some mattresses.

11. Inside the casino, jump in the middle of the circular collection of slot machines.

12. On the roof of the casino.

13. Behind the bar on the terrace above the Cinema.

14. On the roof of the large grey building.

15. On the roof of a building under a billboard by the train tracks.

16. Up the road at the beach with the speedboat near the ship is a small building, behind it is a trophy.

17. On the roof of the building directly next to the ship.

18. At the end of the small peninsula right in front of the ship.

19. In the desert on the top of a rock near a destroyed car and the river.

20. Further down the river it splits off into a small round pond, the trophy is at the end of the pier here.

Here is a clear and easy to follow video of all the hidden goat trophies by Elliot Pixel on YouTube.

Shoot down 30 police ships.

Using the Spaceship, destroy 30 of the blue targets.

Destroy all freighters.

Using the Spaceship, destroy all of the yellow targets.

Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.

You can find the blue ore Channitatium in walls which can be headbutted to collect them, then take them to a mine shredder.

Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.

After earning a total of $100,000 you are able to enter the area with the CEO in the top left of the map, speak to him and you will complete the achievement and earn a mutator at the same time. That allows you to spawn money.

I wanna be a baahlionaire.

This achievement is easily completed after completing "Fund this!" and using the unlocked mutator.

Run wild with the podracer.

Head to the south-east area of the map by the research dome to find a podracer, enter it and drive it for a bit.

Destroy 100 asteroids.

Using the Spaceship, destroy 100 asteroids.

Find all the pony horses.

Collect all of the pony horses, I will have a video linked below in the Waste of Space Extras section.

Find all trophies in Space.

Collect every trophy in Waste of Space, I will have a video guide posted below in the Waste of Space Extras section.

Blow up all pirate ships.

Using the Spaceship, destroy all of the red targets.

Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.

Play until you have unlocked the Travel Agency, after that make your way to T-xas. Head to the garleek pen and herd one into the nearby machine.

Put a money crate in the mining shredder.

Using the mutator unlocked in the "Fund This!" achievement and the shredder you can complete this achievement easily.

Visit the badehaus.

You need to visit 4 locations before you can visit the badehaus, the Travel Agency makes this easier. the first is in the Museum. Go to the centre of the Museum then go up the stairs, one of the items you're looking for is on the top floor. Head to the Carrier Hub, there are some stairs located here where the Crew Quarters are, go up the stairs for the second item. Next head over to the Academy, there will be two statues here holding Lightsabers, the one with the blue will show the third item. Finally head to the parking lot by the 3D Printer building for the final item.

Find 10 trophies.

Collect 10 trophies, I will have a video guide posted below in the Waste of Space Extras section.

Complete test chambers.

After obtaining $40,000 you will unlock the test chamber, complete them all.

Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.

Use the Travel Agency to go to the Carrier. When here go to the Crew Quarters and go down the stairs here, inside the first room are some hats, lick 3 of them to unlock a mutator that allows you to wear most things as a hat, wear 30 things for the achievement.

Complete centrifuge event.

Upon completion of the academy you'll unlock use of the centrifuge event. Live until you reach 20G.

Tag 10 walls.

I will have a video guide located in the Waste of Space Extras section for this achievement.

Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.

Head to the southwest edge of the colony and get either the good goat or the father goat, in the area there are two pits, push a human sacrifice into the pit corresponding to the goat you chose then obtain a lightsaber.

Headbutt all alien eggs.

In the north western edge of the map you will fine an alien lair, headbutt the green eggs located here for the achievement.

Find 20 trophies.

Collect 20 trophies, I will have a video guide posted below in the Waste of Space Extras section.

I have included a YouTube video below for people that would prefer to watch a video of the locations of the trophies.

There are rare cases of people reporting missing trophies, if you have checked multiple times and believe your save is glitched and you are missing trophies you unfortunately may have to delete your save data to fix (do this as a last resort).

1. Within Crowdkicker Central, above a receptionist and under a Crowdkicker sign.

2. In the elevator heading to the landing pad, if you jump up there is a trophy hidden.

3. Inside the museum, head to the water on your left, the trophy is under the walkway in the water.

4. Continue into the building inside the Museum, head upstairs and dislodge the large asteroid which will crack the earth model, the trophy is inside.

5. Head into the Research Dome, there is a light pillar to the right of the 3d printer, it is on the top of it.

6. Inside the Research Dome to the left of parking there is a trophy under a walkway.

7. Head to t-xas inside the travel agency. Head over the wall and keep right.

8. Above the space shuttle here there is a pipe, the trophy is on the pipe.

9. Head into the Academy Dome, the trophy is under the Segway ramp on the left.

10. There is a trophy a the top of the tallest building here, accessible by jump pads.

11. Head to carrier inside the travel agency, go to the canteen, from the table outside look right and you will see the trophy, wall run to it.

12. Enter the crew quarters inside carrier, take a right down a hallway toward the bathrooms and there is a trophy at the end.

13. Enter storage within carrier and detonate the small red explosive, you can then smash through the wall behind the servers to get to the trophy.

14. On the second level of carrier there are a couple of cables you can dislodge to enable anti gravity, you the jump up left into the hole near the ceiling.

15. Within the Research Done there is a tardis, enter and go up the tallest diving board.

16. Head through the test chambers until you take an elevator all the way to the top, a trophy will be just right of the entrance to the next room.

17. Just out the front of the test chamber there is a large white structure, underneath it around some pillars is the trophy.

18. Down the road of the test chamber there is a trophy directly to the right of the sign.

19. Inside the colony opposite the Aries signs at the quarry on a cliff face is a trophy.

20. Within the quarry inside of a shipping container.

21. Inside the colony at the base of the one capsule hotel by the museum.

22. Within the colony head to the alien infestation area, find your ay to the humans in cages there is a trophy behind some rocks here.

23. Around the right of the Research Dome next to some jedi.

24. Around the left of the Research Dome behind the podracer is a radioactive barrel, lick it and take it to the other side of the dome near the jedi and place it in the receptacle near the vault door.

25. Within the colony around the Academy Dome there is an Aries billboard, the trophy is on top of it.

26. Within the colony around the Academy Dome dislodge he large asteroid in the crater.

27. South east of the last trophy is a capsule shaped building, check the walkway near the top.

28. South east of the last trophy are pipes with the Aries logo above it and two round sections either side, check the top of the right round section.

29. South west of trophy #27 is a small cave behind some shipping crates, head inside.

30. Head to the Crowd Kicker building within the colony, facing the building go around to the left and you will see shipping containers, behind them is the trophy.

Here is a clear and easy to follow video of all the hidden goat trophies by Elliot Pixel on YouTube.

Here is a clear and easy to follow video of how to complete this achievement by Halidoc Bros on YouTube.

Here is a clear and easy to follow video how the locations of all the pony horses by Halidoc Bros on Youtube.