How to avoid rage quitting in Cuphead

Cuphead is not an easy game. Sure, there are more difficult games out there (we're not talking about them though). When faced with certain assertiveness we are oftentimes humbled by the lack of ability to survive when bombarded by oncoming balls of cartoon mayhem. There is no room for error, as the patterns are unforgiving and often result in severe punishment. Let's face it: this game will make you want to jump out of a window at times. Don't do that. it's bad. Instead, take a breath and come back when the bad thoughts go away. I promise, more bad thoughts are bound to occur.

Ok, so you died. It's ok, because it's going to happen again. and again. and (you know what, this entire section can be just to tell you that you are going to die often). Those cute cup and mug faces are what makes you want to believe there is hope of making it through each stage without any trouble. Don't ever trust a cute face, for they are deceiving. I just want to smash their little face in while.... i digress. Where was I? Oh yeah! Don't let your emotions get the better of you .... wtf I just died again!... I apologize. I promise I'm ok. Just breathe... It's only a game. only... a... game...

Ok I give up, this game is impossible! I'm gonna slap the mess out... oh... I'm sorry. Where was I? Oh yeah. Don't let the difficult nature of this game get the better of you. There are far more serious things in the world to be mad about, and getting amped up over a game seems just... silly, right?


Why am I still playing this freaking death fest?!!?!?!?!?! I swear if I die one more time I'm just gonna uninstall and unplug my computer and ... oh sorry again, I don't know what came over me. I think I'm gonna go relax with some Elden Ring for a bit. That seems like it might be a decently relaxing experience, right?