How to be the average for honor player

1. Have a massive ego even tho u use S tier characters and suck at the game. This is key, as the pit that slowly begins to amass at the core of oneself as one ventures through the depths that is For Honor matchmaking MUST be filled with SOMETHING...
2. Make sure your IQ is below 10. Anything above this threshold will result in you ACTUALLY DOING SOMETHING USEFUL. In game modes like domination and breach, it is VERY important that you NEVER help your teammates. You should ALWAYS be at the healing zone or on a turret, as this doesn't help your team the most. If your team asks for your help, leave the match immediately.
3. Make sure to always hit your teammates when fighting off enemies in groups. This is absolutely necessary, who else is going to keep your teammates on their toes? They should always be at low health because your dumbass doesn't understand spacing.
4. Be sure to emote spam everyone all the time, even when you're losing. Doing this not only instills pride in the hollow vessel that is you, but it shows dominance. Studies also show emote spamming in losing situations increases your skill 10 fold.
5. Be racist in chats. Self explanatory.
6. In 4v4 game modes, religiously use the following characters: Shinobi, Peacekeeper, and Nabushi. These are all SUPER good characters who DEFINITELY help your team the most in 4v4s. Need someone to hold off a 3v1 until your teammates stop jerking off in a corner? PICK NABUSHI. This OBVIOUSLY helps your team the most.
7. Always have either the punisher or a hentai face as your emblem. This shows just how creative and quirky you are, and truly does fit your personality(?)
8. Whenever someone kills you, blame your team. Even in 1v1s always blame your team. OR blame lag or sum
9. Whenever one is faced with being the last alive on a broken team, RUN AWAY FROM EVERYTHING. You OBVIOUSLY can still clutch up, so just keep running, don't let the enemies finish you off.
10. If you're losing 2-0 just unplug your computer. If you didn't see the loss neither did they.

This concludes the guide.