HOW TO BECOME VENOM SNAKE

METAL GEAR SOLID V: THE PHANTOM PAIN4 · 240 ratings11k views146 favorites1 min readby YonniUpdated Apr 30, 2024View on Steam ↗

Step 1: Sledgehammer

You'll need a friend for this step.Give your friend a sledgehammer and tell him to hit you in the face to the point where your skull turns into pudding.

Step 2: Eye removal

Considering that your head is squishy like a dog toy now you have to remove your eye with a knife. Stick the knife into your eye and twist it until your extraocular muscle rips off.

Step 3: shrapnel

You have to insert 108 tiny shrapnel's into your body and a giant one peeking out of your skull. The big shrapnel is going a little over your right eye.

Step 4: Eye patch

You have to cover that empty eye socket. Buy a leather eye patch and put it over your eye.

STEP 5: Get rid of your left arm

You need your friend to cut your arm off with a saw and replace it with a bionic arm. The bionic arm has to be able to detect living beings in a 100m radius.

STEP 6: Clothing

find yourself green army fatigues, a bandana, a pair of military boots, and one glove. You will also need a utility vest.

STEP 7: WEAPONS

You will require a Tranquilizer gun and a bunch of empty magazines. In addition to that you will also require 10 cigars and a thermal vision google.

STEP 8: TALKING

The max amount of words you can use in 24 hours are 50 words. You have to be mysterious by keeping your mouth shut.

STEP 9: PMC

You have to start a PMC in the middle of the ocean.

STEP 10: BIG BOSS

You need a guy who uses you to hide in safety while putting your life on the line. BTW: you look like him now.

STEP 11: ENJOY YOUR LIFE AS SOMEONE'S PHANTOM

and then die to his copy. WHAT A WONDERFUL LIFE.

THANKS

Hopefully my tutorial will help you in some way.


BYE BYE

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