HOW TO DANCE

You might be asking yourself, "Well, why can't i dance?".
WELL THE ANSWER IS REALLY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SIMPLE.
YOU CAN'T DANCE BECAUSE YOU HAVE NEVER DANCED IN YOUR WHOLE LIFE, and that's mostly your fault.
NOONE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ TOLD YOU THAT THIS GAME IS ACTUALLY A DANCE SIMULATOR, EVERYONE THOUGHT IT WAS JUST A FIRST PERSON SHOOTER, WRONG.

FOR BEGINNERS:
WASD Keys + Space/Mouse

SOUNDS REALLY COMPLICATED?
Well it's not too late to kill yourself.

FOR ADVANCED DANCERS:
ACT UNNATURAL AND UNPREDICTABLE AGAINST YOUR OPPONENTS, BUT REMEMBER, YOU WILL NEVER DANCE BETTER THAN THEM SO JUST PRETEND THAT YOU CAN, THIS WAY YOU CAN CONFUSE THEM AND FORCE THEM TO RETREAT.
AND BY THAT I MEAN YOU WILL MOST LIKELY DIE OR BREAK MOST OF YOUR BONES.

ANOTHER THING YOU CAN TRY IS TO DANCE AS THEM IN BACKWARDS, IT WON'T WORK THE FIRST FEW TIMES, MAYBE A HUNDRED FEW TIMES, BUT IT'S WORTH IT, MAYBE.

YOU CAN'T DANCE YOUR WAY OUT OF THIS ONE, ♥♥♥♥♥♥.
AN ONOS WILL MOST LIKELY CHASE YOU DOWN BECAUSE YOU MOVE SLOWER WHEN WALKING BACKWARDS FOR SOME REASON.
AN EXO WILL PROBLABLY FILL YOU WITH BULLETS FASTER THAN YOU WILL ESCAPE.
THOUGH IT IS POSSIBLE TO ESCAPE FROM BOTH SITUATIONS, IT'S JUST HARD.

FOR ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ WHO DIDN'T LEARN ANYTHING FROM THIS GUIDE AND WANNA LEARN MORE. I DON'T ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ KNOW WHY, ASK THEM.

YOU STILL HAVE A LOT OF ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ TO LEARN. BETTER PRE-ORDER THE NEXT DANCE SIMULATOR THAT'S COMING IN 2016.


Everytime i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ play as an Alien, i see Marines jumping around like idiots whenever there's an alien next to them, i don't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ know why, it's not gonna help and it's not gonna save their legs from being chewed off by an alien.