How to make your framerate become a negative integer

Maxing the graphics settings is a good first step for what we are aiming for.
Go to the games settings and raise every setting to the max.
Your framerate should be around 60-120 now, which still is not negative, but we will get to that.

The Dual Miniguns Mod by My Cresta is a useful tool that can be used to help the later steps.
To install it, click the link in the guide below.
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2400975518&searchtext=
At the teardown menu again, click mods and activate the mod.

The map we will be using to ascend space and time will be the Acacia Apartments Map.
It can be installed the same way as the Dual Miniguns Mod
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2498343049&searchtext=

Go to Teardown menu screen and click play, followed by mods.
Ensure that the Dual Miniguns are checked and active.
Click Acacia Apartments, and then click Play.

Go to the outside of the main apartment.
Using the dual miniguns, shoot a straight horizontal line cutting through the first floor:
The building will crumble, and will start to tip over:

If all the setup was performed right, the building should cause the framerate of the game
to drop below one.

At this stage, your graphics card and/or processor may begin to change states of matter,
but do not close the game.
If you wait long enough, the transformation will be complete, and you will have a plasma graphics card.

If the written tutorial is too complicated for you, I have created a nice video guide to go with the walk through:

hope this guide has aided you in some way <3