How to metal gear solid 5

METAL GEAR SOLID V: THE PHANTOM PAIN353 views4 favorites1 min readby Dr BackshotsView on Steam ↗

Step 1:

Wake up in hospital

Step 2:

Meet and burn tactical lady

Step 3:

Escape hospital

Step 4:

See burning whale (what was Kojima smoking) + Ocelot saves you

Step 5:

Commit war crimes in Afganistan and Africa

Step 6:

Shoot up poor african children :)

Step 7:

Develop max bond with half-naked lady (tactical lady from step 2)

Step 8:

She ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dies

Step 9:

Unalive almost all of your soldiers because of a throat virus (kojima you kinky bastard)

Step 10:

Find out you're not you (literally what the flip)

Step 11:

Like this guide and send steam points! (seriously like it or else you'll end up like those children)

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