How to piss like a pro

Open your weapon wheel and select the "Stream" (your default bodily tool)

Hold the fire button to let loose

You have a limited bladder, watch the meter or you'll run dry mid-flow

Visit a toilet or wait over time to refill your bladder

NPCs will react, bystanders will get disgusted and flee, clearing a path

Douse fire on yourself or the environment to put out flames

Extinguish burning NPCs if you're feeling charitable (or just want to watch them suffer longer)

Stun dogs, yes, it works on them too :DD

Great for crowd dispersal without going full violent and tanking your karma

Pee on a cop and watch the chaos unfold

Find a sleeping bum and see what happens (classic)

Try to urinate in as many inappropriate public places as possible, fountains, churches, the mayor's office

Challenge yourself: complete an entire errand using only your stream as a deterrent

Pee on money lying on the ground, NPCs will still pick it up. People are desperate.

Manage your bladder meter, don't waste it all at once, especially if you're trying to douse fire

Drinking from water fountains or toilets refills your bladder faster

Pissing on people on fire is one of the most efficient non-lethal ways to save (or doom) them

If you're trying to stay pacifist, your stream is your best friend for crowd control without kills

Some NPCs have unique reactions, experiment on different character types for hidden responses

Thanks for reading and being a part of this quick guide, you are now one of us.

I, MightyPissy, warmly welcome you into the sacred brotherhood (and sisterhood) of professional pissers.

You have taken your first steps into a larger, wetter world. Go forth, manage your bladder wisely, and never waste a single drop.

May your stream be strong, your aim be true, and your karma be... well, whatever you want it to be.

MightyPissy 🫡