HOW TO SURVIVE WINTER - BY GATO (ALL CAPS EDITION)

HERE YOU WILL LEARN THE MOST BASIC STUFF AS IN HOW TO SURVIVE THE COLD WEATHER.

I DON'T REALLY KNOW WHAT TO SAY HERE UH..

OH I KNOW! LETS START WITH...

GET FOOD! GET ALL THE FOOD YOUR COLONY WILL REQUIRE!! DONT HAVE ENOUGH FOOD WITH YOU?! HERE'S A FEW TIPS AS TO HOW TO GET FOOD:

• WIPE THE ENTIRE MAP CLEAN OF WILDLIFE.

• MAKE RICE FARMS.

• MAKE POTATO FARMS.

• TURN THE GAME INTO FISHING SIMULATOR 2020.

• TRADE YOUR SILVER AND SOUL FOR FOOD WITH VISITORS.

• RAID EVERY SINGLE COLONY ON THE MAP JUST TO GET THAT SWEET FRESH MEAT.

• EAT EVERY RAIDER IN SIGHT YOU DON'T NEED TO BUTCHER THEM. A KNIFE? WHAT'S THAT IS THAT TOOL FOR BUUUUUUUMS?!

• KILL YOUR PETS (I DONT CARE IF YOU LOVE THEM KILL EM!!!).[/list]

  SOME TIPS AS TO HOW TO MANTAIN THE FOOD:

  • IF YOU DON'T WANT TO SHOOT THE DAMN DONG THEN MAKE SURE IT DOESN'T EAT ALL THE FOOD BY WHATEVER MEANS NECESSARY. PUT THEM IN A ZONE FAR AWAY IN THE MIDDLE OF THE TUNDRA AND LET THE BOARS TAKE CARE OF IT or whatever's still out there in the snow.

  • GET RID OF THE PRISIONERS THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO RECRUIT (I KNOW YOU LIKE TO USE THEM FOR YOUR SICK WAR CRIMES BUT YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO DO THEM LATER, SURVIVAL IS NUMBER ONE PRIORITY AT THE MOMENT!).

  • MAKE FIVE VINGINTILLION PASSIVE COOLERS IN CASE YOU DON'T HAVE ACCESS TO ELECTRICITY!!!

  • i don't know i made this guide in 2020 and im finishing it now in 2025 i actually don't know the methods to cooling food anymore

THIS SECTION IS BLANK BECAUSE I NEVER GOT AROUND TO WRITING IT!!

so im doing it now :3