How to unlock "A Small Loan From My Father"

First of all, it's all about velocity. To get that 1 million you have to get like 600-800k $ from the first single axe swing. After that use vodka as fast as possible to stop bleeding and prevent loss of precius blood. At this point, you should check your blood/cash ratio. To reach 1 million you need to earn at least 90k$ for each 500 ml. That mean you shoud have about:

* 550k$ with 2600 ml remaining
* 640k$ with 2100 ml remaining
* 730k$ with 1600 ml remaining
* 820k$ with 1100 ml remaining

Then use dental hammer or one fast axe swing to remove whole rib cage, depending on how much blood remained. If you succeed the rest of operacion shold be easy, just remove the heart and poke ribs with hammer if you still need extra cash.

If you still can't reach 1 million there are some general tips that may be helpful:

* If you can't get right cash/blood ratio from 1st axe swing try increasing DPI of your mouse

* If you run out of ribs to poke with hammer and still need some more cash remove the lung and then poke it with axe. It won't cause bleeding but takes forever and has slightly worse cash/blood ratio than golden hammer.

And most important:

Vodka.

Always use vodka after ANY action that could cause bleeding, even if game shows you 0 ml/s blood loss! Remember to aim at Trump's throat. After that take a 5-10 break to make sure that blood level won't change over time! That should allow you to save like 10 ml every minute. And thrust me, that 10 ml can change everything!

I hope the video will help you to get the achievement! Good luck!