Why Nova Crawlers on Kino are gay

I got revived, the bi tch slammed my ass against the wall and said "No you are going down" then proceeded to suck my di ck dry...I was defenseless and could not fight back, with the last of my strength I used a grenade to blow him in a way he'd probably rather not.


I now sit here in Berlin's Dum bass Hospital and have PTSD Flashbacks to Nova Crawlers whenever I see a man.


I am very itchy.


That is all.


Do not get your dic k sucked it wont be a good nut.


stay safe brothers, always remember that juggernog is nuggerjog.

edit: Tails and Spaghetti have been banned from creating Black Ops 1 guides
if you think its a good thing, then you just havent been on the internet for long because thats the humour here once you get to this side, i mean what did you expect from a guide titled "Why Nova Crawlers on Kino are gay"? lmao