How to Troll Hard in Half-Life Deathmatch: Source

All you need Is two common Game Items.
First, You need the LJM, or Long Jump Module (That wierd orange Jetpack Looking thing on the ground)
Then, You Need a grenade. (Trust me, you only need one)

DISCLAIMER: FOLLOWING THIS GUIDES INSTRUCTIONS WILL MOST LIKELY LEAD TO DEATH!

Now, You have your grenade and LMJ. The Next Step is to find your victum. When you have him in your line of view, Use the LMJ to approach him. Do so by constantly holding control. Make sure you have your grenade out and Hold the Primary Attack (Left Mouse Button) Down. Count to five as you jump at him. The LMJ will make it extremely hard for him to hit you, Inducing the first RAGE factor. Then, when you are in his vicinity, look that fart in the eyes and release the Left Mouse Buttom. (It helps to scream ALLAHU AKBAR, or, KAMIKAZE right before). This will Cause him to die in a humiliating manner, inducing RAGE factor #2. Rinse and repeat as nescesarry, until your target has
R.A.G.E.Q.U.I.T. From his or her Life. You have suceeded. Have a nice day.